What animal is the most High Test/Alpha in the world I

Gorillas are exactly like niggers all posture no fight. Grizzly bears are the most alpha.

honey badgers bar none, no contest. anyone who argues with me is a dipshit

>doesn't eat meat
>has a two inch erection
>average male height: 5'6
Sure, OP. Real alphaniggers.

>>41711302
manlet?

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the nigger

everyone in this thread is implying they wouldn't get their shit wrecked by a gorilla, which is delusional beyond belief

>>41711417
>shit wrecked
>by a manlet

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>>41711383
ok what about pic related

>>41711282
>Grizzly
>Routinely beaten by bulls when put in a ring to fight because they run instead of fight
>70/30 bull kill ratio
>An animal that loses fights to cows is alpha

>>41711217
Mawfkn Hippopotamus

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>>41711782
where do you watch Grizzly on Bull action???

>>41711417
I read somewhere that humans have a good strength/weight ratio compared to other apes.
Since a silverback weighs about 350 lbs and has sharp teeth, Rich Piana with a pocket knife would be a fair matchup.

>>41711282
Grizzly would be able to take a Gorilla if it wanted to. Most bears are smart enough to not fuck around with anything thus not as Alpha in that aspect.

>>41711782
>Grizzlys vs Bulls is a thing.
Where the fuck is this happening?

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tigers are the apex of apex predators. they can shit on lions and bears like its nothing.

>>41711217
Humans have the most testosterone in mammals. Whites and asians have the highest amounts of testosterone, blacks have slightly less.

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>>41712732
>not Maori

>>41711217
t. Mike Cernovich

>>41712722
Tigers have an absolutely shit win/loss ratio when fighting bears. The bear just stands up and slams down on their skull.

>>41713088
>>41712722
You're both wrong as fuck.
Yes Siberian tigers kills the local small bears in their area. But fuck no they can't kill a polar bear or Kodiak bear.

>>41712290
>>41712415
I think he was referring to ancient arena fights where that was fairly common

>>41712401
Why would you choose Rich Piana of anyone? Why not Brian Shaw or another strongman, not some ballooned bodybuilder with fake muscle. Jk piana is my favorite natty Ameritech guys?

>>41713948
Man are ancestors were more alpha and had alpha entertainment.

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>>41711217

>>41711217
The animal with the highest natural testosterone is the bull shark. Look it up.

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>>41711782
Have you seen a bull?

>>41714358
thats an okapi

>>41712290
Your mums bedroom when i come over.

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>gorillas have 7-8 feet armspans
>they have greater reach and pull than us, arm strength is also stronger due to maintaining their weight

humans would get reckt since we are the t-rexs of apes, huge asses and legs, weak pathetic arms.

>>41714358
thats a buffalo

>>41714691
Longer legs though so i could just kick any of those monkeys straight in the sack then when they go down stomp their heads until they die.

Why do you guys worship test, you can inject it yourselves if you want it that bad.

The highest test humans are blacks, the lowest acheiving of them all. We are not apes.

The problem is feminism, we must enslave women again because they have proven themselves unworthy of freedom

>>41714691
Gibbons and Orang-Utan have great deadlift proportions.
Imagine having to pull the bar under your knees almost at your ankles at the top of your deadlift.

>>41714714
the kicks you project are weak as shit though, because our flexion strength is quite pathetic.

you were made to run away but gorillas were made to fight each other since its how they secured mates which is why they have 3 times thicker bones than us. its what your ancestors did for millenia, to return later and stab your rivals in their sleep.

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>>41714745
eh they spend their whole lives in dead lift set up position imo.

orangutans are chill as shit though, they are hilarious and will do random things like break into your house and make eggs if you live near them. gorillas on the otherhand will wreck your shit if you look at them too long.

t. anthropology graduate

>>41714746
But if i delivered a solid kick to a gorilla square in the balls would it drop like a human male?

>>41714767
Gorillas have tiny testicles, they might not feel it.

Humans have the second biggest balls of great apes relative to body size, with chimpanzees in first place. Bigger balls = more sensitivity.

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>nobody mentions polar bears
Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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>>41711217
this fucker has the highest natty test of any animal

>>41714786
Is there any advantage to having big balls proportional to our bodies?

>>41714767
It would grab your leg and rip it off

Wolves are literally (and not figuratively) the trope namers

>>41714786
>Bigger balls = more sensitivity.

dont i just know it lol

>>41714581
>when there's only one power rack in the entire gym

Suffering

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>Highest test of any mammal
>Higher human kill rate than fucking crocodiles
>Nobody fucks with him
>Literally Brian Shaw on four legs with a giant mouth
>Built to wreck the shit out of everything in the savannah, even each other

Could you atleast pretend you're trying, /fit/?

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>>41711217

>lifts up to 18x his bodyweight
>strong social connection to other males
>fucks everyday
>building home and providing food.

Ants.

>>41714746
>kicks
>flexion strength

yeah if you have no idea how to kick sure

>>41715108
>fucks every day
what

Ants literally never fuck, they're turbo-beta worker drones.

>>41715108
>slaves away all day to feed an immobile, fat, egg laying welfare sponge

Uhhhhhhh....

>>41715108
The ant is a Cuckold if anything,

>>41711217
Siberian Tigers.Those fuckers do not dick around when it comes to fucking things up.

>>41715108
Overcompensating manlet. Muh pound for pound.

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Implying komodo dragon wouldn't fuck their shit up

>>41712415
>Grizzlys vs Bulls is a thing.
>Where the fuck is this happening?
It was common in the US some 100 years ago and the bear usually won easily, contrary to what Anonymous thinks. Big bears also easily beat lions and tigers, surprisingly.

>>41714728
>The highest test humans are blacks, the lowest acheiving of them all. We are not apes.
Wrong. Blacks have the same test as Whites, but more Estrogen. Hispanics have the most test.

American education strikes again.

>>41715229

>hunts by biting an animal and then following it for days while venom does it's job

That's so not alpha bruh

>>41711282
>>41711383
gorillas are actually noble animals you braindead fucks. They arent aggressive and they actually prefer to avoid conflicts

You're confusing them with chimps, which are psycho murderers

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Would fully fuck up anything in this thread

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APEX PREDATOR:
You have to find out who is at the top of the foodchain and make matchups between those in there natural habitat or in the natural habitat of the opponent,

some big cats, the wolf, toothed wale,
depending on the situation so called meso predators.
e.g. the red fox eats all small animals in the forest, but the wolf can snack him if he wants but eats otherwise the same stuff.

>>41715304
idk, I could definitely see a hippo wrecking an elephant seal's shit if they were to fight in a lake or something

>>41714806
Too cute to be alpha.

>>41711217
>and it's a herbivore

b-b-b-but h-h-how does it get enough protein and nutrients!!!!1

>>41714691
This looks like some attack on titan type of shit

>>41715394
Different metabolism.

>>41715487
kek

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*blocks your path*

>>41715533
You literally cannot fight back for fear of getting arrested, Panda will win everytime.

>>41715571
plus they know kung-fu gg

>>41715108
>other males
no

>>41715394
They are actually omnivores. It is mostly plant protein with some bugs and small rodents mixed in. They also eat like 18 kg a day.

If 100g of plant leaves has like 3g of plant protein thats like 540g of protein a day.

>>41714682
Lmao is the Conservative size Megalodon against gay rights or something

>>41715582
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>41715108
>>41715121
>>41715124
>>41715170
Are ant workers even male?
I know bee drones are females that the queen and her lackeys beat into submission so they don't procreate.

>>41715772
>literally existing to be killed by some literal spanish faggot in tights for the amusement of filthy spanish peasants
>alpha

>>41715071
The only correct answer

>>41714708
Anon all adult male bovines are bulls.

>>41713959
Go to school

>>41716665
He should, but damn if the oikumene didn't know how to party.

>Haruspex Igantos, there are two leftover slaves from when Patres Oric passed yesterday, what should we do with them?
>Fuck 'em, make 'em fight.

>>41713921
I think you mean grizzly. Not kodiak.

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Do you even lift

>>41711282
>comparing peace loving gorillas to violent porch-monkeys

committu seppuku

>>41715277
>venom
anon pls do some research

>>41711782
>mexican intellectuals

>>41714728
This Nigga knows what's up!

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Right answer coming through.

>Hunt and kill for pleasure.

>Are intelligent.

>Can do ninja stuff like deliberately beaching itself to catch stuff on the shore.

Basically, orcas are dolphins that have made it.

And dolphins are pretty cool on their own.

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stand back and let me tell you about this little motherfucker

>has the largest balls of any animal in this thread
>balls so big it shouldn't be able to fly
>attacks larger birds
>attacks cats
>attacks humans
>sings a serenade of songs to woo the bitches
>can dance
>flexes its wingceps while hunting
>sits on tall, conspicuous locations and puffs its chest out so everyone sees who the baddest mofo this side of the suburbs is

everyone else sit down

>>41711217

GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>41714691
something tells me this is COMPLETELY retarded and not sized properly since i dont know anyone who can touch their kneecaps standing up you munter

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>>41711217
Raccoons.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/E8gfNu0

So boss.

Prove me wrong.

Pro-tip: You can't.

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>has been around since the dino boys
>Has not changed
>Still Apex predator
>Still going strong
>Doesn't have to do shit all day to get his
>Literal Chad

Jokes aside, they're probaly the most effective predator out there in matters of survival.

They have been around for millions of years, and have not changed a bit. Why? Because they're 10/10 design for a predator.

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>Tfw you will never be this high test

"The Bull Shark is commonly believed to have the highest level of testosterone among all living creatures. Despite their apparent docility at times, they are capable of surprising bursts of speed, and can be highly aggressive. Often, they will charge their prey in an attempt to knock out the victim, hence the name "bull". Their aggression is fueled by testosterone. Like all sharks, their behavior is poorly understood and can seem unpredictable."

>>41718539
Jesus Christ, my ...awesome stroke, fuck, I'll never laugh again, I burst my laughing machine.

This raccoon should be the president, I would literally follow him through the gates of hell, as long as he rolls.

Every meeting of world leaders, you just let this raccoon roll and every delegate of any country can come to just one conclusion: This raccoon knows what's he doing, we need to follow.

Fuck, I'm happy now.

>>41711217
honey badger or hippo

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>Not picking inherently aesthetic functional strength.

>>41716994
orcas are roiders, dolphins are natty

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>Has stayed practically the same since 400 million years ago
>400 million years ago humans were fish

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>>41718700
>not an apex predator

Manlet detected

>>41718661
Those things look like they will tear you to shreds.

>>41718751
If they kick you, they will, 3" long claws on their feet and a couple thousand pounds of impact force.

That said, very few people come into contact with YUGE red kangaroos like that, as Kangaroos tend to be afraid of people.
It's mostly grey kangaroos, but they can easily kill a dog or a kid if they're adults, not to mention they are well known for drowning/choking out whatever they perceive to be a thread.

Just google "Kangaroo drowns" and learn a new found respect for the apex psycho cunt of marsupials.

>>41715706
underpriviledged comment of the thread

>>41713959
>bread and circuses the post

>>41711217
King cobra.
The name says it all.
it eats other snakes for breakfast.

Hiss hiss.
>T. Snek

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>>41718661
>Muh kangaroo

>Gets punked by some dyel Gregg in a flannel

https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw?t=26

>>41718817
Bruh, that's a young adult grey Kangaroo.

Red Kangaroos can be head to tail 2.8 metres long.
And weigh over 100kg.

>>41718788
>>41718846
Do you work at a zoo?

>>41714760
>that ape boypucci in the bottom left

n-no homo

>>41715071
I love hippo's
Id never go near one but theyre so neat.

>>41718865
No, but I'm from Rural Australia and I've had to put down livestock that has been kicked by a roo.

Don't fuck with them, don't try to pet any males, don't try to pet any females with joeys, they can snap on you and can cause serious damage.

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>>41718846
>Sunday hike with the gym bros
>Talking about nature and stuff
>Chad:"Bruff, i'd def take on a kangadyel, they dont even lift bruhf, zyzz would destroy their whole species if he was still alive"
>Hear risstling in the grass
>Turn around
>See vid 1:49

https://youtu.be/WCcLMNcWZOc?t=109

>>41718900
their striking game is shit tho

>>41718917
Take note they are 8' tall, weigh 220lb and are lifting eachother into the air with kicks to the torso - no to mention the claws.

Don't fuck with them, you will have a bad day and then you will be laughed at.

>>41718900
https://youtu.be/Jt1C9qmuh_g

>>41718900
tyson could kill a kangaroo with a punch

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>>41711217

> Eats your tigers and bears as small snack

>>41718998

> Those legs
> Those arms

Someone fell for the SS meme

>>41715071
Young hippos are the cutest thing on earth, but adults are the true high test alpha killing machines.
They don't have to kill to survive but they still fuck shit up - True alphas

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>>41711217

I go hard in the motherfucking paint, duck
Leave you stinking, duck
What the fuck you thinking, duck?
I'm gon' die for this shit or what the fuck I say
Front yard, broad day with the SK
See Gucci, that's my motherfucking duck
I hang in the 'Dale with them Hit Squad killers
Qwuaka Flocka Flame, one hood-ass duck
Riding real slow, bending corners, my duck

Got a main bitch, got a mistress (what else?)
A couple girlfriends, I'm so hood rich
Keep my dick hard and keep me smoking
You'll get bills free, shawty, no joking
And what I stand for? Duck Squad
I'ma die for this shawty, man, I swear to God
In the trap with some killers and some hood duck
Where you at? Where you trap? You ain't hood, duck
Keep this shit 300, put that shit on my hood
Crips fucking with me, G's and the Vice Lords
Esé and amigos freestyle off the dome
Brick Squad, Waka Flocka Flame is fucking home

What's up, pussy duck?
What's up, punk duck?
They got on that duck, make your momma's momma miss you
Hope you got your killers with you, hope you got your ducks with you
Hope your goons riding with you, they gon' fucking miss you, duck
duck with a attitude like Eaze and Cube
When my little brother died, I said: "Fuck school!"
I picked the burner up, then I grabbed some marijuana
Two years later, screaming: "Now I'm here, your honor!"
Glock 9, the SK, if you want to beef
Shawty, point blank range, I'll put your ass to sleep
Shawty, talk is cheap so watch what your say
Broad day in the air like this shit legal
Desert Eagle gold and back, that's the key, pull trigger

Flocka
Qwuaka, Qwuaka, Qwuaka, Qwuaka Flocka
Qwuaka, Qwuaka, Qwuaka Flocka
Flocka, Flocka, Flocka, Qwuaka
Qwuaka, Qwuaka, Qwuaka Flocka
Qwuaka Flocka, Flocka, Qwuaka
Qwuaka Flocka Flame, Duck Squad
Duck Squad
Duck Squad

>>41711282
>The word "Bear" is actually derived from the a nickname for the animal to avoid speaking its actual name.
>Even in Tsarist Russia, terms like "The Old Master" were used for fear of speaking its name.
Bears are pretty fucking alpha. When Lewis and Clark first encountered a Grizzly they shot it and only managed to piss it off.

>>41717047
OH SHIT. THE WINNER IS CLEAR.

I don't know about bears but gorillas ain't to be fucked with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-6wG_wZ8A

>>41719309
>3:29
gorilla fists are apparently literal guns

>>41716827

Look at those fucking triceps

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>don't need no bitches to reproduce
>overpowered af outer coating
>can eat GLUCOSE and still make so many gains that it has to SPLIT itself in HALF while you eat TUNA and still stay a SINGLEBODYLET

Lions

>Weigh almost 200 kilos
>Will fuck up any natural enemy
>Keeps a harem and always gets to eat first
>Has a barbed penis and he can't be stopped if he has started mating with a female
>Will kill other lion's cubs if he encounters them
>Stronk as fuck

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>this entire thread
>no mention of the fucking African Buffalo

>arguably more dangerous than crocs and hippos
>if injured by hunters, it will literally lie in wait and ambush the hunters while they track it

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>Intelligent problem solver
>Hunts great white sharks for breakfast
>Tortures and rapes its food for fun
>Apex predator of the sea

Killer whales will fuck you up.

>>41720105

And people are sad that they were "abused" at Seaworld?

They are the pedophiles of the animal kingdom deus.

>>41720005
their attack pattern is pretty noticiable and lacks variety tho, if you have a stick you have a shot at surviving

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>>41720105
>browsing news site today
>watch these killerwhales attacking a Blue whale for shit and giggles
>mfw

>>41715288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPznMbNcfO8

>>41714691
>Gorilla gorilla

>>41716910
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090518-komodo-dragon-venom.html

>>41718525
He's not touching his kneecaps and you don't know what a munter is.

>>41720005
A tiger is just a bigger meaner lion that don't a pride to back it up

>>41718782
>literally gets raped by elephants

>>41720005
an adult hippo will kill the shit out of a lion, look it up breh

>>41714667
jej

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*kills a double digit percentage of human beings, the apex predator of planet earth*

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>>41719080

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Too bad they're a bunch of vegetarian cünts.

>>41711439

maybe, but did you pick the most beta looking wolf you could find?

>>41718598
The statement is based on an anomalous field measurement taken from one animal. Subsequent testosterone measurements in bull sharks are not unusually high for a vertebrate of their body size. Although potentially dangerous, Bull Sharks are not the roid-raging monsters they are often portrayed to be.

>>41720526
People from real countries don't die to those

>>41711282
Polar bears are objectively stronger and more vicious than Grizzlies

>>41714358
That is not a cow. Buffalo is boss as fuck, tho

>>41718872
> no homo sapiens

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Probably not the most alpha but I like horses. I eat some every week so I can hopefully have a nice horsecock someday

>>41718700
>400 million years ago humans were fish
People actually believe this shit

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>>41711217
Isn't it crazy how one day they'd go on to invent the Internet and make satellites?

>>41721703

>mah bible

>>41721703
Where did humans come from?

>>41721772
The ancestor of all sea mammals

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KCQrLA3UKw
>blue whale (white people) just chilling and enjoying the water
>killer whales (niggers) attack it for no reason but to be dicks
really makes you think

>>41721782
Which is?

>>41721876
Definitely not a fish

>>41711217
but i thought blacks were people

>>41720526
Mosquitos have never killed anybody.

>>41718998
TyrannoSSaurus Rex

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>>41711282

>>41718846
wrong. Greys have the potential to be bigger than Reds. Reds are too adapted to their desert climate to get really big mass wise. Roger looks intimidating but thats the camera trick, next to a person he looks pretty average
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD_yUKB85HM

Greys however can grow to 250lbs or even higher in the perfect ecosystem as they have a test switch that never turns off

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Easy answer

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>single-handedly brought multiple species to the brink of extinction
>responsible for more human deaths than any bitch ass animal

>>41722178
malaria

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>Can destroy the entire earth with the push of a single button
>can kill any animal on earth
>lives for 80 years on average

We are the most alpha animal

>>41722603
Malaria isn't a mosquito

>>41722707
>5'9 average height
>alpha

pick one

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>>41722707
>making nukes out of penis envy isn't the most beta thing

>>41722784
Height is a hindrance. The smaller you are, the better. Why do you think all dinosaurs are gone?

>>41722784
im guessing thats roughly 175cm?

the average human is a lot shorter than 175cm

dont forget asia

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The salamander has an amazing 20,000-40,000ng/ml of testosterone in its blood.

>>41715108
If ants are anything like bees then all the workers and soldiers are probably females. The males are lazy shits who do nothing but sit around all day and fuck until they get thrown out to die.

>>41719009
>>41722229
Apparently T. Rex arms are 3 feet long and could curl about 450 pounds with just their bicep muscles.

>>41723431
Could I drink its blood to gain its power?

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>>41724368
You gotta eat the heart dumbass

>>41726038
But I always eat the heart, I wanted to know if the blood would do anything extra?

>>41726038
I need the sauce so fucking bad.

>>41717047
I fucking hate these car alarm clones fucking belting their bitch asses as loins as ducking possible at fucking 3 in the fucking morning. Fuck I hate those fucking things. Fuck.

>>41711217
Me

In terms of power combined with aggression something like a Tiger or a Crocodile.

Tigers are pretty much the only apex predator mammal that's actually hyper aggressive. Lions are pretty aggressive too obviously but Tigers aren't scared of a fucking thing due to having zero competition at all in their natural habitat. Bears usually don't attack on sight either.

Crocs are just brainless slabs of muscle with a mouth at the end, but their reliance on being in water is pretty beta. But there's no land animal that could really fuck with a Saltwater Crocodile in the water.

>>41723431
y tho?
O___o

>>41712722

Tigers are much more aggressive than, but bears are powerful beyond fucking belief.

A pissed off Bear would killed any other predator on Earth besides shit like Orcas, and possibly some very big Crocodiles

>>41714682

If we're using extinct animals then the T.Rex is unironically the most alpha

>inb4 scavengershills
>inb4 featherfags

yeah I'm sure the feathers would really dampen the fear factor of a giant lizard with a head the size of a car.

>>41726228
put either of them in a fight with an adult male hippo and my money's on the hippo

>>41715706

K E K
E
K

>>41726306

Usually hippos will kill crocodiles. However there have been cases of incredibly large crocodiles attacking hippos as prey.

>>41726331
to the best of my knowledge, those would be pretty much exclusively juvenile hippos. Lions will also successfully kill juvenile hippos, but get rekt hard by adults.

>>41714358
My father has seen a bull run through a barn wall to get to the cows he was seeing through the window. Don't get in the way of a bull.

>>41715108
They are almost all of them infertile females.

>>41718900
>Those necks as they fight

Shit-tier

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How is that even a question?

>>41715706
underrated af

>>41714691
Damn talk about having a perfect build for Swimming
>Long as fuck arms
>Tall as fuck torso
>Tiny legs.
How can Michael Phelps even compete?

>>41726476
wow look at that powerlifter gut

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>fastest water mammal
>can fuck up literally any other animal in the world in a 1v1
>predators
>cucks great whites for fucks sake
>highly evolved social structures

anyone who does not think its the killer whales are retarded

>>41728193
Killer whales cannot fuck up sperm or blue whales 1 v 1

>>41716994
correct answer
>inhabit literally every habitat on earth that the local environment physically allows them to, just like humans have done on land
>each group specialises in only hunting a few specific things, they teach their children the techniques
>they have a complex language of clicks and whistles, and different pods of killer whales can't communicate with each other because their languages are so complex and distinct
>they hunt great white sharks

>>41715376
Maybe submerged yeah but on land an elephant seal would wreck a hippo

>>41722780

This

>>41726476
Is that one of those Ligers?
I remember reading that they were basically too fat to do much.

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Sup bitch

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Honey badgers are small but will fight anything

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tock tock mofo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnu4Fe5sIeQ

frogs

jk, harpy eagle

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>>41718628
How high are you

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Cats own humanity via toxoplasmosis since the dawn of time

>>41728637
>>41728651
>>41728662
>>41728671
>>41728684
>>41728697

All these are me

>>41714691
>TFW we are the SS of apes.

>>41715571
>gorilla begins winning in fight against panda
>chinese government shoots gorilla
>panda wins every time

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cats

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Just look at it

>>41715267
Hispainics arent a real race.There are only blacks whites and asians everything else is a mutt.

>>41713921
polar bears are fucking mega fauna. we should have those fuckers extinct.

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>>41715377
You sure about that?

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/thread

>>41711302

Maybe most alpha in terms of attitude but they're weak as shit

>>41715706
is this actually funny to /fit/?

>>41715267
>American education strikes again.
Name literally one country where the different testosterone levels between human races are ever discussed in schools.

>>41719080
no

>>41728662

Chicken Boo?

>>41726234
>0__o

wanna know how i know youre from reddit

>>41728662
that's a big cock

>>41721762
Muh common sense. Its like you never heard of the sumarians and anukki

Grow up

>>41713948
if you play fallout: new vegas you see a lot of bear and bull action.

>>41714691

Gorillas don't make any goddamn sense. They're primates that decided that they wanted to be bears halfway into their evolution and now they just kinda suck at both being primates and at being large furry mammals.

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>>41717047
>Mockingbirds start showing up around my yard
>Can hear their dumb chirps and "singing" all day
>Don't shoo them away just yet
>Wait till they attract a mate and lay eggs
>Sneak out in the middle of the day when the bird leaves the nest and smash the eggs
Don't fuck with me you winged niggers, I don't get to sleep in that often.

>>41719080
I will quit my job and work full-time as a 4chan moderator for no pay just so I can IP ban you, you painfully unfunny retard.

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>>41711217
>all these posts cuckoo bird not mentioned

>>41715108
See Communism can work

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*moos ur path*

>>41714691
that picture is so unrealistic they have no cocks

>>41720434
And hut dwellers.

>>41716827
Those "arms" are shooped, right?

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>>41735144
This one

>>41726476
Not a real species, unfortunately. Next generation is smaller again.

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Sperm Whales can dive over a mile down and eat giant squid. They also sank several whaling ships by ramming them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0gZiJxP5Q

>>41715376
I think the Southern Elephant Seal has the edge. The greatest of hippos weigh up to 7,000 pounds, but usually only about 4,000-5,000. Southern Elephant Seals usually weigh 4,900 to 8,800.

>>41718628
>>>/reddit/

>>41712401
Why not an actually strong human instead of one built for 'aesthetics'. Take one of the worlds strongest men instead Eddie hall or something.

>>41714806
The absolute last thing a polar bear wants to do is fight. There's a video where 1 grizzly scares off 4 adult polar bears from their meal.

>>41715304
>if an elephant seal was bloodlusted and chasing you at full speed you could stroll away and escape it
>alpha

>>41726476
Shit animal, infertile mix-breed with bodies too big and hearts too small, dies young and painfully. Most /fit/ animal.

>>41712401
kekked

>>41718817
>the Aussie's hand on his knife at the end
Hello, Mr. Dundee

>>41726278
T. Man who has never heard of a spinosaurus

>>41718576
Saltwater croc would rape any animal in this thread. Land it may be equal with bears and tigers but in the water it'll kill anything including a great white
>6000+ psi bite

>>41735348
is it true that they're made of sperm, and that they love hentai?

>>41711217
Probably myself after I have sex.

Hopefully sage works now.

>>41716827
There was an animal goal bodies thread a few days ago and I was mirin the tigers in there tbqh.
Also a gorilla with perfect ATG squat form.

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Are we talking any animal ever or still living? Because I'd suggest megaladon. It's a shark that could eat whales.

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Humans count as animals, don't they?


>Regularly hunted down animals much larger than them since the beginning of their history
>Kill animals by chasing them to death
>Start and control fires
>Makes its own weapons to compensate for lack of natural defenses like claws etc.
>Conquer the entire planet by pretty much eliminating any threats, wiping out entire species
>Practice batshit insane rituals for thrills and good laughs
>Become so superior to every other animal that you invent machines to make life more interesting by shitposting and bragging online