>female friends laughed and said >"you have a huge

once a female friend slapped my ass

am i allowed to do the same?

>>41708704

Should have told them that they are just jealous that your ass is better than theirs.

>>41708790
Yes.

She wants the peen

>>41708790
You're not only allowed, she'll like it.

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>>41708814
but my ass IS huge, it's not that bubble butt, it's like pic related. fucking squats and deads

>>41708704
step out of a shower and girl i was fucking just said in a matter of fact tone "You have a nice ass"

*awkward silence* T-thanks. You too.

>he fell for rippletitties' joke
lay off the squats and deads for a bit faggot

deads are fine, squats are what will kill you. even the fuck out or at least own it next time fucking women tease you

>>41708790
its the perfect excuse to slap som ass fagin

>>41708814
this is the only allowable response

They just want to see it naked. Girls love asses as much as guys do.

Chicks dig ass dude.

>>41708704
I cannot fucking tell if that's shopped or not

>>41711465
right
she is too qt to be real

>>41710245
Why is he so into squats? Reading his squat chapter is crazy. The man has a love affair with squatting. I bet he gets emotional when he talks about squats.