>forgot to get FDA approval before i started my farmers walks

>>41703091
yea?

>forgot to kill my weights before i started deadlifting them
>they start screaming halfway through my set and i miss my last rep

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>started my set of rows
>not in my boat so I go nowhere

>don't acquire DEA permit before OHP
>deported to mexico

>didn't consult the pope before i started my preacher curls and got arrested for heresy

>french press
>get shot

>flat barbell bench press
>do it anyway

>neglect to inform DoD im conducting war games
>get taken out by a drone mid military press

>>41703091
>used PWO
>didn't get my pressurized container approval sorted out with ASME
>get arrested for terrorism

> routine includes calf raise
> on test
> "USDA regulations do not permit the use of hormones on veal calves for any reason"
> get arrested

>health inspectors came to the gym and i had to hide an escaped manlet under a bucket
close call lads

>OHP
>Useful

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>doing dumbell flies
>flight plan I filed with the agency lists Me, my pecs, the bench here, but only one of the weights

>forget to sign ownership documents for new home
>get arrested for squatting