>he lifts >he's never had any fighting training Guess

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bruh if i sat on a lanklet it would die in like 3 minutes

What if I do both and I'm studying at the postgraduate level and havy a qt3.14 gf but still wanna kill myself every day huh?

>A lanklet from the street will drop a rich kid meatslab any day
Double down on murderhobo technique and have a shank or brass knuckles.

>>41701011
Use your powers to an hero. You could get 70+ people with your skills.

>>41700962
And a gun will drop the best "fighter" just as easily as anyone else.

I lift to help people carry heavy things not to fight.

>>41701046
>implying guns will matter when they jam or run out of ammo
did your dad ever taught you how to fight, bitchboi?

>>41701025
>murderhobo technique
Whats that ?

>>41700962
I welcome death.

>>41700962
That's why I carry a gloch

>>41701424
nah m8 i didn't grow up in a trailer park

>>41701011
Then you are a whiny cunt that will always be miserable.

>>41701424
this anon is correct, world wars were fought using fists. Guns were just to unreliable

could we get some better bait writers on this board?

>>41701011
Yeah OP. Riddle him that, Bitch!!!

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>>41701011
>but still wanna kill myself every day
Very strange epidemic going on with first world youth. Even normies talk publicly about wanting to die. What's this about?

>>41701744

The main cause is the rise of wifi radiations which induce serotonin in humans. Itll probably take 15 years before mainstream wakes up to this and 5 more before they admit that serotonin causes depression, not cures it. In the meantime, eat salt and drink fizzy water.

>>41700962
>be Slav
>have fighting in genes