>tfw first zip of the day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdG czo9Kzqo

>>41696932
why is Sam so unfunny?

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>>41698512
>he thinks sam writes this material

sam ought stop "bulking" he keeps getting fatter and fatter

Watch enough of sam hyde and he becomes the only thing that is funny
I don't laugh at regular humor anymore he is my lifeline
I think im mentally damaged

>>41698736
>also dat form

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you don't wanna know but soon you will

>>41696932
>6'7 probably weighs more than 210lbs
>can't bench 2pl8

sam pls

>>41698858
he's 5'7 ya dingus

>>41698858
Pretty sure he's closer to 300lbs than 200. He's pretty tall.

>>41698858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQn1CwMChGI
@0:31

>>41699579
>>41699657
i have a friend who saw him irl. he's not short lol

>>41698858
>>41699606
>sam is 6'7" and weighs 300 lbs
no

>>41698512
some of his stuff is p. funny

>>41698736
>Only time I've laughed in weeks is at Sam pretending to be a reanimated doll from a horror movie and laughing maniacally for 4 minutes
Is there any way to reset my humor? Even /r9k/'s post-absurdism rarely does it anymore

>>41697152
Where the fuck did you get this?

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>>41698858
he specifically said they were custom made double weights so he was close to 400

pay attention next time

>>41699754

fuck off sam

Someone here probably owns Sams book right? Can someone post the REAL zippy water formula here?

That 6'4 big motherfucker can't even bench 2pl8?

>>41700484
there is a mde reddit post by sam about a year ago

>>41700213
Plz post link to that vid

>>41700213
Cut out all humor and then start off with small stuff, gradually leading to funnier things.

Watch dry stuff, then start with some stand up comedy of random people you don't know. Naturaally, that shit will be so unfunny that you'll find the next thing funny.

Then you keep testing out different things, until you eventually become numb again and the cycle restarts.

>>41700213
try to stop being such a faggot and see if that works

>>41700213
Give yourself a bowl cut.

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>>41698512
you got a problem kid?

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>>41698512
>>41698736

He's really hit and miss. Sometimes he's great, most of his stuff is pretty crap though.
He really seemed to have saved his best ideas for Adult Swim.

>>41698512

MDE have made some funny stuff, WP was good e.g. Most of their stuff is garbage though.

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>>41697152
that's not the real recipe