>be straight >gf breaks up with me >get in shape >download

>>41676724
delet

>>41676926
why? Thinking about doing the same?

>>41676724
If you are 100% than say your ex turned you gay.
Will destroy.

God damn, I sorta wish I was gay. That sounds dank.

I liked the life style.

I dislike dealing with the women I attract.

Gave it a shot.

Didn't like it at all. By then I was literally to deep to back out.

>>41676724
>that cap
wew lads, anyone know more about the story? Is it real? That's brutal. Thank god that I don't have a sister. If I ever have a daughter, I'm going to be terrified, especially with the propaganda that will surely be on steroids by the time she's interested in dick.

>>41677047
This
Almost 100% of gay guys I ever met showed some interest in me, even guys more attractive than me

>alex
>30?
>heart

everytime

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>>41676724
>switched tinder to searching for men
>just to see what its like
>every swipe is a match
>get multiple super likes
>receiving messages ranging from light flirting to straight up asking for sex
>respond to some and play along
>agree to meet up
>engage feeling of guilt
>switch app back to women only
>delete 50 matches
>tfw

>>41676724
>Mr Clover
>blowjob

>>41677144
>not sucking those cocks for quick protein gains
>not letting them creampie your boipussy for superior protein absorption

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>>41676724
>>41677130
sorry to break it to you, but all women have that much sex. how else does chad get laid once a day besides a vast crowd of sluts getting fucked by him once a month?

>>41677184
>Mr. Clover
>Age: ?

Jesus Christ Almighty

>>41677189
I have found myself imagining scenarios like that but when it comes down to it I pussy out and then feel tons of guilt for even thinking about it

I'm bi and I'm seeing how it works with a qt latina I met online. I don't care that much about sex, I can jack off. I just want a good romantic companion, I don't care about gender. I know that sounds tumblry but I don't care.

>>41677191
Is this supposed to surprise me? I know most chicks can get as much dick as they'd like since there will always be male nature. That's why I made the quip about almost wishing to be gay; sex on tap and it's probably way easier than dealing with women.

>>41677047
They are the biggest sluts and drama queens in Universe. I have a bisex friend

>>41677191
>there don't seem to be any single guys left

Translation: guys who want to settle down generally aren't retarded enough settle down with someone who has handled hundreds of dicks without having "Doctor" preceding their name when they're at work.

It's almost like the value of something goes down dramatically when it's given away to almost everyone for free. Who knew?

who else rooting for /Alex/?

>>41677130
I don't think it's real

>didn't use excel

>>41676724

>tfw jim finally got to fuck

>>41677130
My oldest younger sister is 16 has already acquired two stds and likely passed them on. From i assume white boys, and now she is dating a haitian nigger.

Just beat your girls.

>>41677130

Its real man, though she is one of the slutty ones for her age.

Girls handwriting should be obvious to you btw.

>>41679623
alex is a pedophile

>>41679623
>>41679628
>tfw your name is Alex
>tfw you'll be 30 one day too

>>41679628
Oh and I forgot to add that 16 is the age of consent in a lot of US states.

>tfw finally in shape at 30 and banging hotter and younger girls than I was 5+ years ago

Feels good man. 2 months ago I hit up this 18 year old and we fucked. She didn't know I was 30, but hey, whatever.

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>>41679623
you never will

>>41679682
29 right now and it's pretty sweet.

I'm also in Korea so it's fish in a barrel.

>>41679911
Err, for girls in general.

>Mr Clover, blowjob (ew)
lmao no way it's real

however
>tfw no slutty 16yo whose youth you can damage to the point where she'll surely become a 300+ cocks single mother in the future

>>41676724
Why did you spend the time writing fake stories on 4chan ?

There's no match in grindr like tinder, you just start chatting with the guys near you