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>be me (middle)
>doing usual workout
>5x5, startingleaf, gallon of fungus a day
>been making some solid gainz, only recently stopped being larvaelet tho so still only lifting lmao1leaf
>see qt 4.nt in line in front of me
>only carrying .5leaf, t. cardiomite tho
>dat abdomen
>dat thorax
>imagine dem mandibles grazing my spiculum
>bein in shape has got me feelin confident tho, so brace myself to try to talk to her
>catching up, want to make myself look strong so trying to move quickly but nonchalantly, leaf in high overhead form
>suddenly, something bumps my leaf
>stumble, almost fall off the branch
>recover, look around in confusion/anger
>it's fucking grAnt
>looks like he's carrying a fucking banana leaf or some shit, seriously it's at least twice as big as mine
>shoves right past me, goes and starts talking to qt like he's not even carrying anything
>she almost drops her leaf, her mandibles are twitching, genital capsule probably dripping with mucous
>so much for that
>fucking grAnt
>finish last leaf set
>carry obligatory fungus ball to queen so i don't get decapitated and used as more fungus food
>go back to my burrow, still not even in the worker's district, barely outside of larvae yards
>want to jack off but don't even have fucking hands
>want to cry but don't have secretory glands
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER
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>>41661457
wow
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>>41661457
I enjoyed this.
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Good post
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>>41661457
10/10 i like it
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>>41661457
Shit like this is the reason I still haven't left this godforsaken place
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>dat abdomen
>dat thorax
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How come /fit/ is filled with bullshit and not more stuff like this?
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>>41661457
Fucking grAnt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>41661457
Perfect
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All worker ants are sterile females you fucking idiot.
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>>41661457
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>>41663992
ACKCHYUALLY
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>>41661457
qt.4nt
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>>41661457
My God the creativity is amazing but you might have a problem. Lmao.
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>be me, qt.4nt
>exhausted after heavy set of sting thrusts
>see in the mirror that fucking creep Anthony is blatantly checking my abdomen out
>that loser wants to impress me by hoisting a leaf way too heavy for him
>PT comes to him and tells him to take it easy and "anthill was not build in a day"
>hear faint "I got it" as all three pair of his legs shake violently
>finally grAnt comes to me and I don't have to witness this cringey spectacle anymore
>tells me he heard that the restaurant by the raspberry bush finally opened and asks me if I want to go there with him
>say "yes"
>see Anthony's legs finally collapse
>hear him barely whisper "fucking grAnt" as we walk away holding our front legs together
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>>41661457
exclude me out of any screencapping considering this post.
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>41661457
>imagine dem mandibles grazing my spiculum
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>>41661457
>>fucking grAnt
Good post
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>>41664228
>tfw Antoinette will only ever have her antennae set on asshole grANTS
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>>41661457
Suck my dick reddit
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>>41663929
The bullshit must be created first to lay the foundation for posts like these. Seriously, most of the memes used in this post use to be shitposts.
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>>41661457
I probably would have laughed, but I'm a biologist and my immediate reaction was like this guy's >>41663992
Other anons seem to have liked it though, so good job OP.
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>>41666359
Mandiblet detected.
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