Give me one reason why you aren't getting shredded this

Because if I haven't made it yet

Because raves are for faggots.
I can pick up hotter girls walking my dog than going to raves.

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Because there's more to life than hedonism.

>>41661377

Because being fit is orthogonal to being successful with women.

i have a gf

>american """"""""raves"""""""""
sad

>>41661377
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

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>>41661417

Because even if I got fit, my parents wouldn't let me go to a rave.

Also, I don't like raves.

>>41661377
I dont want STDs?

>>41661479
I don't know you why are you asking us

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Because I'm getting stronger for another woman

I live in Austin, TX, there are no raves here. The last trance party I've been to was in some shitty Mexican country club in Dallas and It was awkward as hell

>>41661377
because im 35 not 22

>>41661377
They are all sloootss

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because I started as a skelly and the thing I fear most is being small again. I dont want to go back. maybe next year I'll cut

>>41661522
im 31 and pick up 16 year olds at raves. Just tell them im 20 lmao

>>41661415
I need to get a dog!

I like my not syphilis

>>41661436
Why the copy pasta for such shitty story boi?

Expensive loud environment

>>41661603
You pedo

>>41661937
back to tumblr fatty

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>>41661377
>picking up degenerate girls

i have actual hobbies. Plus i can pick up better looking women at the run-of-the-mill bonfires on the outskirts of town, and that is saying something. Raves are so ridiculously overrated.

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>>41661377
>hot girls at raves
You can only find hot guys at raves

>>41661417
>worshipping a meth head
>complainimg about hedonism

Hitler was a bad artist, strategist, and leader. I can't imagine how embarassing it is to be you.

Because there are no more warehouse raves where I live; we only get those gay-ass outdoor EDM "festivals"

>>41661517
Dude I'm in Austin too and there are dozens of concerts every night in the city, many of them raves.

Because raves are for degenerates

>>41661377
I am.
It's in August near Los Angeles.
What's more important than being shredded is being tall.
If you are average height or less no one is going to be able to find you lol.

>>41661377
I just listen to rock and roll.....

>you need to be shredded to pick up girls on molly
you've never been to a rave.

>>41662484
Hell yeah brethen

>>41661377
how do i find those rave thing? It used to be big but i giest it died in 2000

t. Poland

>>41661511
I'm training for this single qt and I love her

>>41661377
my genetics are shit

>>41661377
>raves
I am not homosex.

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>>41661377
I'm doing a cutting blast for summer but it's not just about rave sloots
Lookism permeates EVERYTHING
Every aspect of your life improves the better looking you are
>>41661417
and there's more to life than looking up to a failed painter who suicidemaxxed after he single handedly destroy nationalism in the West by being so incompetent as a leader

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>>41661470
How old are you, 12?

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>>41661998
>Lifting for 14 years to get a 6
Jeff pls go

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>>41661998
>there must be something more to life

>>41661417
>>41661467
you must be a new naziboo

they were all huge sluts and were constantly having state-sponsored orgies in the woods, fucking off and sipping jagermeister

a big part of being in the hitler youth was having the individual corps meet up with nearby young womens' groups where the commanding officers would not so subtly imply that the purpose of the meeting was for all these young people to impregnate each other and make lots of """pure""" """aryan""" """babies""" for the fuhrer and for the reich

nazis were all huge sluts and hedonists

if you're going to be a naziboo at least know what you're advocating

>>41661377
because raves are an awful place to pull
if you're doing it right you'll be too fucked to even speak properly and will more closely resemble this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amjiFnLmqT0
than Joff Sides at his ''''raves''''

>>41663081
that guy died a few weeks after that pic srs

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>>41661998
>this is an American ''rave''
embarrassing tbqh

>>41663114

How can it be hedonism if the goal is create babies? According to your reasoning the religious zealots are the biggest hedonists on the planet.

Because the military will "random drug test" the shit out of me afterwards.

Went to Ultra Japan and went through 2 drug tests a week for a month like I possibly brought back drugs. Worst I brought back was a heat rash on my dick from all the Korean qt3.14festivalsluts me and my bro were pulling tho so it was worth

>>41661377
Only virgins think girls go to raves to get laid

>>41661377

Because I AM getting shredded this Summer to pick up hot girls at OUTDOOR PUBS.

Me and a few guys from the gym are going next Friday to cruise for puss. We're planning on it once a month because if you drink alcohol frequently, you will never make it.

>>41662834
Jesus,that is the cheapest "redpill" comic I have ever seen.Do the teenagers that make these even make an effort??

>>41663114
The kikes told you that?

raves in the US are such shit compared to the E. Its just grinding on degenerate drunk/rolling sluts. They just dont have that vibe

>>41661467
>ywn be a member of the hitler youth
Why live?

>>41661377
Because women are a complete waste of time and money. I only lift to overcome my crippling depression and auto-immunue disease without resorting to drugs (mainly because I already have to take so many presciption drugs that I'd probably kill myself).

>>41661436
Lol nice copy pasta

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>>41662438
Can you give me some examples please? The last one I've been to was in February or something, Infected Mushroom at Vulcan club. Shit was nothing like an actual rave

>>41663114
Jesus, is that what they teaching in American ((colleges)) now?

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>>41664235
This nigguh gets it.

Those girls have STD's and no future

I'm not really a feminist but I seek more in a woman than simply good looks

>>41661470
move out or stop being underage

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>>41664906
High inhibition low test beta male detected.

>>41661377
Pursuing women is what cucks do. You're submitting yourself to them. It's a game, and the only winning move is not to play.

>>41661377
Because I'm 35 and I'm done with raves. I used to go every week and I got tired of picking up girls there they are so drug fucked that they will go home with anyone.
I am still getting shredded for summer though.

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>>41662018
>Hitler was a bad artist

You actually are autistic aren't you

you dont need to be shredded to pick up girls at raves, you only need to sell mdma

>>41664923
>using these lich kings to convince anyone of anything
I'll stick to my reasonably healthy bar sluts.

>>41665004
Rave sluts are fit, bar sluts are fat

Because my city becomes a ghost town in the summer so there are no raves

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>>41664955
>meanwhile in china

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>>41665037
Congrats armless Ching-Chong

>>41663474
QFT

>>41661377
Because I'm trying to get shredded so I feel better about myself.

>>41661998

I would literally impregnate that girl Jeff is with right now if I had the chance.

>>41661377
But I am, any good tips on how to achieve maximum aesthetics? Going to EDC in Vegas in 2 weeks.

because im gay

>>41661517
Lights All Night in Dallas. See you there faggot.

>>41665023
I don't know what shows you're going to bud, rave sluts just have low bodyfat and failing organs. Bar sluts at least have the potentional to be normal, well-adjusted individuals. Over a dozen raves and I've never met a decent chick.

>>41665123
Why would you car about slut's potential. It's not like you going to make a gf out of her

>>41661377
>hot girls
>posts two brappythots

Yeah nah

>>41664955
Congratulations, you also know jack shit about art

Fucking rave girls is disgusting. My buddy got a rope of jizz in his mouth because he made out with some chick that didnt swallow all the way.

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>>41661377
Because I hate women and I love fried chicken!

>>41665237
>brappythot

why am I laughing so hard

>>41664933
you a cuck if takes less then a day to get what you want. Dudes that date women for month for sex are cucks.

>>41663270
Congratulations, you're learning.

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>>41661417
Only pure white girls for me

>>41665241
Wait, so your friend got a BJ or did someone else get a blowjob and then made out with your friend?

If it's the latter, it was a game for the rave girl and your friend is the disgusting one.

>>41663403
Do they usually drug taste you that often in the military anon? I thought it wouldn't be that frequent.

>>41663114
I would advocate that

>>41665238
Not him, but redpill me pls.

I have bad tinnitus and avoid anything loud

I don't like sex

>>41661377

I have no social skills, experience or information due to my abusive childhood. My beta father taught me nothing and my mother was the very picture of the angry fat feminist who beats her kid and locks it in a dark place. Also I may have autism and some serious antisocial issues.
Screw excuses and reasons though. What I want to know is how do I make friends, where do I learn about raves, and where the hell do they happen. Not american btw.

>>41661377
>tfw don't want roasties or even stacies
>just want someone who I can understand and tolerate emotionally
are there any girls like this actually in the world?

>>41663153
oi m8 chat shit to my face not online wanker and see what happens.

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Pics like these is what helped me start my cut in December and stay strong through spring.

Now I just have to maintain. Much easier to enjoy summer when you can eat maintenance instead of dying at a deficit.

It's pretty glorious, bros. Stay strong and stay on your cut, it's worth it :D.

>>41661467
>implying these assholes didnt rape and pillage through every slav pussy they could find.

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>>41661377

>>41665866
CARMELLLAaAAAGETTTTHAADOORRRRR

>>41663135
source

>>41665073
gross she looks like a jew

>>41663543
>>41664878
living nazis openly admit to this you brainlets

>>41661377
sauce?

>>41661377
Because im trying to get strong and not be a weak piece of shit

>>41661377
I am (finger pistols)

>>41661415
Please explain how to?

>>41661479
Do...do you want some?

>>41661603
Time to grow up buddy or jail might help you get there

>>41664949
Keep thinking like that and you might make it breh

>this summer
It's June. It's going to take months to cut. Summer is practically over now. Might as well get a head start on bulking, then start my cut on Jan 1.

>>41661998
What's that muscle called that grows out above Jeff's hip?

I don't have that one.

>>41665399
Yea because the onus was on him to determine if a random person that mutually kissed him had semen in her mouth.

I'm too awkward and don't know what to do at concerts/raves. I end up just smoking and drinking a lot and doing coke with thotties but then my dick doesn't work

>>41666783
obliques. One of the easiest muscles to develop

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why would i pick up hot girls when i can pick up heavy ass weights

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>>41665703
Not that dude, but Picasso did amazing shit in his adolescence. He did this when he was around 12. Oh and he pioneered a whole genre of art. Basically a pretty impressive dude in the art world

>>41664955
>>41665703
Not to be elitist, but cubism is much more about expression and artist interpretation as opposed to figure/landscape capturing. In fact figure and landscape work is typically seen among beginner artists because it allows one to practice various techniques to be used in various styles (e.g. learning how to shade a side of a building properly lets you understand how light works which is useful for almost all styles of 2-d work). I'm not saying it doesn't take practice and skill to do proper landscape work, but it's something that can be learned in a couple months of practice and evokes no personal personal connection to a subject or to the work itself

>>41667234
*not to be pedantic
I don't know why I said elitist

Because its easier to get women elsewhere, lol

>>41667234
i've seen a few landscape pictures that i found to be genuinely beautiful. i think they can by themselves carry a good deal of emotional content

>>41661377

Actually, I am getting shredded this summer, and yeah, one of the reasons is for that sweet rave booty. Already went to SMF and had a great time. Didn't try to get any girls, but that's a different story. I'm just not myself lately.

Because I am training to beat my brother when he comes back from deployment. Women are just the icing on the cake. Doubt I can do it but I told him I would so it's worth a shot.

>>41667126
yeah i went to his museum in Barcelona and his early work was really beautiful. I know too little about art to appreciate cubism though, which is what he's really known for.

>>41661377
Raves are gay that's why!

>>41664955
>that fucked up perspective
Shit hitler

>>41661377
Is my life so pathetic that fucking retards is what I should be striving for?

Not yet OP. I still have fucking hope.

>>41667344
They certainly can be emotionally expressive, however there is usually something about the compositions in question that make it so. The coloring, the depth of the shadows, etc. Something that goes beyond mere technical practice, which is what the Hitler painting looks like.

To give a simple example, look at >>41665037. It too is arguably a landscape piece, but there's more to it due to the shapes created. It's not merely some dude who can't paint straight lines with his mouth, but more the shapes of the houses themselves take on new character for a relatively common sight (or at least common to those that have seen rather agrarian Asian homes)

>>41667234
>>41662018
>>41662834
>>41663114

chek'd, go back to /pol/ asswipes

>>41667382
Yeah some art like cubism takes a bit of research to gain better insight into since it was pretty impacted by personal, social, and historical contexts of the times in question

>>41667126
He made some amazing art until his death too bad the shit he slapped out to make rent is what he's remembered for .

Because I did the rave thing 02-04 (17-19 yrs old) and I have a job and standards now.

>>41663403
Pussy you probly told your chain of command that you were going to a rave didn't you... fucking boot

>>41661377

HIV/AIDS. HIV/AIDS. ...
Hepatitis. Hepatitis. ...
Chancroid. Chancroid. ...
Trichomoniasis. Trichomoniasis. ...
Human Papillomavirus (HPV) and Genital Warts. Human Papillomavirus (HPV) and Genital Warts. ...
Herpes. Herpes. ...
Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea. ...
Chlamydia. Chlamydia.

>>41663153

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xbL1oUlOyE&list=RDQMw7whm5k8fgs

Because I live in a cold part of Australia and I'm moving to China at the end of September and coming back home at the beginning of May next year, so basically I get a year long winter.

Do I just bulk for a year, what do?

>>41661377

I have the body and face of a high school Chad but I stay inside my apartment alone at all times because I am a damaged person and it's too late to fix it.

>>41661377
Because I'm getting shredded this summer to fight demons.

Because I have a loving gf who will please me instead

>>41661603
Steve, is that you?

>>41661467
They died in the freezing cold like idiots so who gives a shit

>>41664955
Bad example. Picasso also painted classical early in his career and it's vastly superior.

>>41661603
Tbh youre only considered a pedophile if youre ugly as fuck.

My friend's cousin picks up on questionably aged girls all the time. Dude is social as fuck and very good looking.

>>41663474
Wtf?

Isnt it common knowledge that girls go to get fucked up and get fucked?

>>41666771
D E L U S I O N

>>41667234
You sound like you know your shit

I find Renaissance art to be the most beautiful, any reason why people dont paint like that anymore?

>>41663543
Kikes wanted shit tier nationalist leader to poison pill nationalism

>>41665037
bet he lost those arm in an industrial accident anyway or using one of his country's elevators

>>41662018
>>worshipping a meth head
right, and a homosexual jew with one testicle?

"history is written by the winners" doesn't just apply to ancient history, you know.

>>41666783
>>41667018
wrong.
It's called Arnold's Weave.

>>41666685
Sometimes women are outside.Y'know, that place that's between your house and everything else.

Bring your dog to that place.

Because I live in Iowa and don't have that shit here.

>>41664955
jesus christ that bad perspective on the first picture

because no amount of lifting and sex will cure my depression

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>>41661603

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>>41668633
SHUT UP
I have a decent body, a shitload of stamina and a 9x6 cock!
Walking around half naked and manwhoring and fucking everything that moves is the key to happiness!
It will make EVERYTHING BETTER

LOL
..
goddamnit, i just made myself sad

>>41663114
> """pure""" """aryan""" """babies"""

t. mudblood

>>41668649
16 is legal in a lot of the civilized world. Unless he films it, or buys her a beer.

>>41668649
Ironic, considering his wife divorced him for fucking and having a relationship with an only kind of legal MALE intern.

>>41668065
>I find Renaissance art to be the most beautiful, any reason why people dont paint like that anymore?
Because you can play a video game, take a screenshot, through it through a filter and get art

Because I started lifting in March. Next year maybe.

>>41668599
>that place that's between your house and everything else.
/fit/izens are such brainlets lol

>>41662530
Wixapol?

>>41665004
>lich kings
chuckled
those skelies are beyond salvation

>>41665378
>Jews are subhuman
>Jew have a vice grip on humanity and rule the world
At long last I can finally see

>>41661377
I am 32. Why bother.

What exactly are these American raves? These people look pretty rich. Raves are for poor people, and rich people on overdose levels of drugs.

These things look like they'll never be shut down by police.

Which is a sad state too, in London more illegal raves are happening because police keep cracking down on legit venues because muh drugs, when one person in a space of 2000 ODs like twice a year. The raves won't stop, and way more OD at illegal ones.

>>41664955
Hitler's art lacked technical skill but there's no doubt he was talented to a degree. Untalented people cannot produce art like that out of nowhere, even if they practice and practice and practice.

But because he happens to be Hitler, the meme will forever be "lmao shit artist".

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>>41668830
>does not understand 5th grade pragmatics or semoitics
>complains about others being brainlets

>>41661377
>raves

literally normie central

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>>41661377
because I don't want fuck sluts or have casual sex. I want a true gf to love and pound her ass all day

>>41669418

Idiota.

GFs are the ultimate gains goblins

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>>41669445
not this time anon, I got smarter ;)

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>>41669418
Nice to know that there are people that think like me. I fucking hate sluts. Most people in general really.

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>>41665854
Hey bro I remember you. You were so busy hating your life with your cut. Glad to see you're doing better now. You look phenomenal lad

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>>41661377
This is exactly why I'm getting shredded. I just want to be confident to walk around shirtless for once in my life. Never had abs before, ever.

Doing this all for Paradiso 2017 baby. Gonna grind out the next 3 weeks on PSMF and see what I can achieve by then.

Right pic is most recent

>>41667687
Dude fuck yeah man might as well

>>41669608

rah.

>>41669628
Fuckin rah, devil donut

>>41669608
>those childbearing estrogen hips

don't even bother boyo

>>41669608
looking good

>>41669594
You're a nice lad

>>41669681
These hips don't lie

>>41669692
Thanks man. It's been hell for me tho no doubt

>>41669701
Don't sweat it man, you earned it. You never did any cheat/free meals, right? Do you think that sped up your cut results?

>>41661377
No rave here, and i rather just continue to bulk up and build. Cut next year.

>>41665854
Height? Daily calories?

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>>41667126
I'm an artist. That drawing is not impressive at all, its part of a series of reproductions you're supposed to copy with step by step instructions.

It's called ''Charles Bargue cours de dessin''

Anyone and I mean ANYONE can do it if they follow the step by step process.

>>41669713
>Don't sweat it man, you earned it. You never did any cheat/free meals, right? Do you think that sped up your cut results?

I'm not him, just random guy noticing you're a nice lad

>>41669608
Did you have a hard time getting rid of the belly fat? I'm down to 70kg at 178cm. My chest and shoulder regions are similar to yours in the right picture in terms of fat and mass, but my stomach remains similar to your left picture. Did you do anything you think helped the process (cardio, no carbs, whatever) or did it all come off at the same time as the rest of your fat?

>>41669681
those aren't hips

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>>41669608
>Doing this all for Paradiso 2017 baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ETQGIfUQt0

pic related

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>>41664892
How is this guy happy and I am not?
Just what the fuck

>>41669854
>Did you have a hard time getting rid of the belly fat?
I still do actually. I didn't do a whole lot of cardio though, I was eating about 1700-1900 cals per day. High protein, low carb, medium-ish fats. My chest and stomach fat is always the last to go, shit sucks.

Just gotta maintain consistency and keep lifting man. Patience is a part of it.

>>41669866
It's ultimate degeneracy I know. But it'll be a fun drug induced weekend with my older brother and I. The best part is that I won't be that chubby dude anymore either.

Anyone can pick up girls at raves ell mayo

>>41661419
But is it orthonormal?

>>41669866
wow holy shit my ears got cancer listening to this music

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>>41669815
he did pic related at 15 though

>>41663474
Is there a single place girls open admit going to to get laid? If rape houses were a thing they wouldn't admit going to it for sex either.

idk what american raves are like but all the girls that go to them in the u.k. seem pretty hot most of the time

>>41662484
This. Go fuck yourself, OP.

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>>41661417
/thread