>be me >take magnesium citrate at 7:30 >haven't

Just trying to drop the bit of weight for Saturday morning

>>41655023

Let me tell you a story.

So one time, I decided to take some LSD. Didn't have magnesium around so I bought some supplement that was effectively starbursts with magnesium. I ate all 30. Each had 200 mg magnesium.

Finally I go to sleep. I wake up the next morning feeling disgusting and wet. Turns out I literally shat myself all over the bed. It was like baby shit and smelt like it.

Fucking never again.

>>41655278
That's what I'm afraid of. Good news is, I didn't drop acid, so I've got that going for me I guess.

>>41655023
Assume the squat stance and wait for it. Don't tell me, you don't have a poop stool?

>>41655316
Nah, don't need it. Messes with my quads, tried one and it makes em hurt like hell.

>>41655353

Take potassium then.

>>41655369
So obvious, didn't think to try upping my potassium. Damn it. Oh well, too late now!

Just waiting for my impending ass-plosion, I guess. Fuck me.

Just mix in 2 tblsp of epsom salt into a glass of water. It'll clean you right out.

>>41655389
How fast do you think it'll set in?

Starting to feel the thunder. Cannot wait for this shit!