>I'll give you the gains you want, but here's how

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>>41653570
Hehehe.. I wasnt planning on having sex anyways. You got a deal, Mr.

>>41653570
>having sex with pants on

So if I fuck a butterface then I don't have to shit my pants?

>>41653570
So I'd double myself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6enYxAF41DA

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>>41653620
>Absolutely not. You think you can cheat around Mr. Wonderful? You'll have another thing coming

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>>41653570
ill take the deal
>implying ill ever have sex

>>41653570
I don't get it, would I have to go and shit my pants after I blow my load, or have them at hand before blowing my load. What is the time frame here?

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>about to have sex
>making out, tearing off clothing
>hard as granite and she's getting wetter by the second and we continue to lightly dry hump on the bed while undressing
>she tosses my underwear and pants across the room
>I insert
>ughhhhhh-hhh yesss
>go at it like monkeys
>about to shoot myself inside of her
>"Oh god yes! Cum in me!!"
>holy hell its coming it's coming
>Start pumping a stream of thick sperm into her doggystyle
>out of nowhere the green apple splatters starts spitting out my anus with a flapping/spitting sound
>it arcs unnaturally through the air toward my pants across the room
>my pants and underwear float up a few inches and open to let the water jet of shit enter it
>Still cumming
>but I shat my pants

Been doing it for years. Turns out I had a latent scat fetish so that's a plus.

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>>41654367

Take the deal on the condition that you win the conservative nomination.

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>>41654367

>>41654367
Fucking kek

>>41654367

Just

>>41653570
gasp

>>41654367
For once, I want to post the retarded laughing emoji

>>41653570
its fine lol, she wont notice