>go to 10 year hs reunion >every girl is a whale >guys

>>41643113
You should grow out of partying

>>41643113
wow, I don't give a shit

>>41643113
>bragging about being unproductive

Wew lad, I notice you didn't mention the jobs

>>41643113
you write like you haven't mentally aged since 16

>>41643113
I agree but I genuinely 'grew out of partying' because I simply don't have the energy for that shit anymore. Maybe I should try coke.

>>41643145
hes 28 so yeah hes a baby

You're the old guy that shouldn't be at the bar
It's possible you sleep with younger chicks with daddy issues and use millennial buzzwords but you should have enjoyed your youth when you were young and found more mature and responsible ways to enjoy your life

>>41643113
You think youre cool, we get it man.

>>41643158
>bar

I go to high end clubs in Manhattan. wouldn't be caught dead in a bar

You and your classmates are both wrong. Be fit and hot but balance fun with actual accomplishments

>>41643156
You cant do math he is 38

>>41643174
Name one

>>41643174
lol

>>41643113
As long as you make more money than the next son of a bitch and feel happy in life, good on you m8.

too many people let go of life in their late 20's early 30's, it's ike they give up then boom they become overweight shitstains of who they once were, i's weird seeing it happen

>>41643174
Name 3

>>41643189
fuck off

>>41643113
>reunions

do schools actually do this or is it a meme revenge fantasy?

>>41643158
>younger chicks with daddy issues

But those are the best kind of chicks to sleep with. They'll do anything.

>>41643174
Name 0

>>41643113
>>41643121
>>41643145
>>41643158
I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying nightlife at age 28 but I would definitely cut down on the drinking/drugs for health reasons.

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>>41643113
My life ended long before 30. I don't know why I'm still going to be honest.

Yes I've had sex and gf's I just don't see a reason to keep banging away at the used up women who accidentally drift into my life. I've never had sex better then a two hour edging jackfest.

The only reason people give really is to have kids, and I'm way to edgy and spiteful to raise a child. How can I love something when I can't even love myself? How can I justify forcing life on something when I resent that it was done to me?

Tl:Dr why bother?

>>41643113
wow, your life is so exciting that you have to seek approval from 4chan. i clap for you.

>>41643542
Have you thought of killing yourself?

>>41643203
Celio

>>41643113
I think the biggest difference between you and them is that you made a thread on 4chan of all places to feel superior. Thanks for the laugh my man

>>41643113
>go to 10 year hs reunion
>tfw i didnt buy into the life ends at 30 meme

were you a retard and held back for 2/3 years?

way to post on an anime image board to reinforce how cool you are

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>>41643133
>>41643140
>>41643145
>>41643670
>>41643734
>asshurt normies detected

>>41643113
Still mad about highschool huh?

>>41643140
You implying normies have good jobs? Most of them work in a fucking office, dude

>>41643542
You can waste your life or you can live it. It's that simple.

>>41643174
Name all of them

>>41643773
ENTP is probably 90% of 4chan.

>>41643800
An office is one of the better places you can end up in, to be honest

>>41643113
When they say grow out of partying it means they don't go to the club and listen to shit music and fuck strangers, they party in adult ways with close friends, go out to dinner or hit the bar for a few beers with mates after work, it's much funner if you're mentally older than 22

>>41643828
Nah most of us are IXTP

My dream is to go to my reunion in a Ferrari with a supermodel.

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>>41643828
I'm an ENTP

I think 4chan and reddit are full of INTJs

(Not that I use Reddit (I have way too much chan cred to sink so low) it's just what I heard on the proverbial block

>>41643800
I used to think getting an office job would be the worst thing on earth and now because I was stupid I'm a few years behind getting an office job and being comfy for life. Wtf is better than chilling in a nice office getting paid bank?

>>41643864
Or through the proverbial grapevine

>>41643876
The proverbial horse's mouth

>>41643770
I think your reading comprehension is terrible hes 27 - 28

>>41643884
Wait, is the horse itself a proverb, or is it called the proverbial horse because it speaks in proverbs?

>>41643896
It's a proverbial horse who speaks in allegories

>>41643910
In the end are we not all proverbial horses?

>>41643931
Dashing through fields of allegories, pausing momentarily to gaze upon our reflections in streams of inequity

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I'd just like a middle ground at 30, maybe a girl and a kid at 30 but going out once a week too

how are you not bored of "coke and partying constantly"? Did you just start doing it

>>41643872

As someone who worked in lawncare, a kitchen, and a warehouse as a teen b4 getting my current office job out of college, not much

there are two types of people claiming they prefer "working" jobs to office jobs: the delusional and those who have simply never labored every day

>>41643542
You need Jordan Peterson in your life

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>>41643113
I don't envy your life OP. I think I have a normie life (office work, family and blah)..but I will not mock you. I think that lifestyle has an expiration date. And you have reached it the day of the reunion.
Don't go for the so-called normie life, just find your way. And please quit cocke that's fucking disgusting.

>>41643278
Dam man, what school did you go?

>>41643113
>/pol/tards will get triggered by this

Don't stress brother, I have coked out threesomes with my wife all the time and we have our own company. Only cowardly faggots care about tradition. Millionaires live full, happy lives.

Real /fit/ understands what a good life is. Invading stormfags are pathetic virgins that masturbate to being us.

>>41643184
This

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>>41643720
Now name 2 more

>>41643113
>go to 10 year reunion
>everybody is out of shape
>most of them go on about how they grew out of partying
>talking about how they are adulting
>make a big deal about doing small shit like paying bills and going to work
>they either have good jobs or kids, never both
>none of them have savings, a few bought houses on 0% deposits and will be paying them off for 40 years
>they go on 3 day holidays to "bali" or "the gold coast" or "fiji"

It's like 100 people all have the same life, it's weird

>>41643542
look up jordan peterson on youtube, they will help you out

>>41643278
>do schools actually do this

They do and there's two groups. Losers that talk shit because they are embarrassed about thier lives and then there's people like me that like to show up and laugh at how shitty they are living their lives. I fly planes for a living it was fun as fuck asking about their office jobs lel

>>41643174
This has to be bait.

>>41644136
You don't sound insecure at all. Not one bit.

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>>41643542
You're weak. you're weak and you're loving it. where's your sense of aim? What are you aiming to achieve in your life? You're a liar and there's nothing you can do about that right now, but cleaning your room is a start. what are your goals? Do you even have any goals? Do you know your moral obligations? Stop your self-induced suffering right now, you're a puppet. you want out of your self-destruction and misery? Clean your local landscape..clean your damn room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBR5v89L6gk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi-RT1jYP_A

>>41643542

The fact that I cannot for the life of me find a passion is why I live to just bang cheap hookers and play video games. I'm tried everything from ballroom dance, to fixing old japanese racecars, backpacking for months, etc. I literally don't care for any of it, so until I do find what I want to do I'm just going to do whatever the fuck feels good, which is playing video games and sticking my dick in things

I also find it funny that everyone in here is talking shit about OP's accomplishments even though the average /fit/izen is still in college and probably has no accomplishments other than not getting rejected by their school

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>>41643239
This is a terrible attitude to have

I got laid off right before my 10 year reunion and my gf and I broke up so I had no qt to show off. I was also bulking and going through my menswear phase so I looked like a dork. Had fun anyways. Missed an opportunity to hook up with a cute girl because she tried to get me to leave with her 5 minutes in, before I even said hi to anyone.

I have a great job now, back with qt gf and making good gains. Still party quite a bit but have good life balance.

People in larger cities don't settle down until much later, it's much more expensive to. My 27 yr old gf mentioned wanting to have kids at a wedding last week and all of her similarly aged peers looked at her like she was crazy.

Enjoy your Younger years though. My brother had a kid at 31 and I can tell he regrets not enjoying himself more while he wasn't a father.

>>41643261
Espace
Tunnel
Dorsia

>>41644241
why?

>>41644227
Moral obligation is a crock of shit

>>41644242

>Took back a used whore
Top kekku!

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>>41644269
not telling

>>41644136
>fly planes for a living it was fun as fuck asking about their office jobs lel

Why do pilots always talk up the fact they're pilots with a fake-ass Type A personality that's suspiciously too excited about their own job?

It wasn't until some people in my office started getting their private pilot license before I realized it was exciting. They're laid back and believable when they describe it.

Maybe getting to do shit like fly to another state just to get dinner after our laughable office jobs is a bit more to brag about than being a glorified chauffeur.

I haven't masturbated in 5 days.

I'm 19 and straight edge.

I drank once does that make me cool?

>>41643113
>being out of shape and having kids means they've given up on life
Come on now

>>41643845

Taking a week off work with 8-10 close friends to do coke, ket, drink and fuck for 3-4 days straight is the best

>>41644136

You should visit them in their office with your plane to make them super jealous haha

Haha im barley 21 and all of the fucks from my class have balloonned to parade size versions of them selves

>>41644497

It does tho
They've subsumed their interests to those of the kid who they're attempting to live vicariously through
And they've given up all hope of ever being beautiful and strong again

Honestly rand was right - selfishness is a virtue

>its another "everyone on fit is smart, rich, ripped, has a girlfriend/fucks tons of girls, has great job, tons of hobbies, etc thread

wow

>>41643113
You're soooo cool

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This is why cocoon mode is god tier.

>>41643965
guess I must be delusional
>have cushy gov. office job
>spend majority of the day bull shitting and browsing the web
>basically no difference between my job and what I do at home
>do this for years
>bored out of my fucking mind
>quit job
>get hired doing manual labor for half of what I was previously making
>come home tired and feel like I actually accomplished something
>actually value and enjoy my now precious free time

just because you think a job is "shit" and you'd never want to do it doesn't mean no one would
I used to be a lazy shit until I realized being lazy is fucking miserable

>>41643400
Can confirm

>>41643800
>>41644818

what do you guys mean when you say "working in an office"?

like what exactly would this type of work entail?

>>41643113
I can confirm anon is the coolest guy in his entire highschool. He was even wearing sunglasses indoor and everything.

>>41644251
Did you get a table at Dorsia´s? Last time, some faggot called Paul Allen or Owen took mine.

What an asshole, I hope he gets murdered.

>>41643278
Mostly the latter
A lot of schools do them but it's invariably a handful of Chads who want to flex with their horse-faced wives and jobs at Daddy's company

>>41644852
80% of my gov. job consisted of warming a chair
occasionally giving briefings to people
occasionally performing maintenance on equipment (only part I enjoyed)
filing paperwork for shipments
filing a shit ton of other misc. paperwork
occasionally doing remedial computer training

and to top it all off the actual "reason" for the existence of my position is something the vast majority of citizens rightly don't give two shits about

>>41643864
not related but infj here and jesus christ i dont get how people argue and shit talk constantly but im used to seeing it. If I say anything that could be shit talked towards i get the fuck out because of how sensitive my fucking brain is lmfao. Like this paragraph here i gotta get the fuck out.

Maybe when i hit my goals i wont be like this but damn it sucks absorbing emotions like a vampire

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>>41643773
>>41643828
>>41643864

> tfw INTJ/ENTJ depending on the day
> fucking good looking loser
> ex special ops and slay lots of girls
> still feel like an outsider
'
It's lonely at the top boyos

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>>41643773
infp. not gonna lie its ruined romance for me but i still have plenty of great friends i guess.

>tfw never get ideal gf perfect in every way
>move on

>>41643773

>entp
>Just a thrill seeking, drama loving lunatic

I've broken ribs from jumping off scaffolding being that hyped up, i'm constantly on the verge of several drug addictions and everyone cycles between inviting me out cause i'm the life of the party and hating me because i've caused drama/fights

>tfw 30 but look 24
Feels good man. I can enjoy the 2 year old lifestyle whole having 30 year old money and goals.
Take care of yourselves lads, most people turn to shit around 30. Especially women

>>41644275
what do you live for, anon?

>>41643872
Normies don't get paid bank hand have to work for normies

>>41643113
The successful ones are in shape (if not muscular at least they are athletic and do cardio), the unsuccessful ones are the fat ones with a washed up stacy as a wife.
There is a reason why on a university campus in higher semesters or in Party events from rich people there are so many people who looks like they care for themselves and in the average apprentice jobs there are so many ugly fat and disgusting pigs.

>>41643113
Good on you for staying fit, but there's a flipside to that perspective of yours.

From their perspective, you could be some childish asshole that peaked in high school and never grew up, remaining a pathetic 28 year old faggot still pretending to be young while they actually put down roots and focus on adult matters, such as establishing a legacy.

That sounds insulting, but I intend it more as food for thought.

My own opinion is that nobody in their right mind should be proud of partying at 28, that is something you should be embarrassed about. You should take pride in saying that they were working menial jobs while you made something of yourself, but that point of view was totally absent from your description, which is sad.

>>41645503
I waffle between INFP and ENTP every time I fucking check, but I'm INFP most of the time.

We're destined to FEEL harder than pretty much anyone else, but it's not a bad thing so long as you maintain the discipline to FEEL about things that are constructive and temper yourself with logic.

As for the gf question, your problem is most likely that you've probably developed as an emotional center for your friend group, but you expect a gf to take that role from you in a relationship. But that's not going to happen for you satisfactorily, because nobody else can act out that role better in that situation than you feel like you can.

We're kind of cursed in that regard. We'll always have to be a light for someone else, so nobody well ever be able to illuminate our own lives.

>>41644108
This is in every single life time. Every Teenager lives the same life, every 20 something also.
I don't say people shouldn't go to colleges (in my country nobody will make business with you if don't have at least a Bachelor in a subject with math in it, seriously), but if everyone lives like every other person, it's clear that you don't become successful, to become successful you must say "Fuck Family, that holds me back" and start your own shit, maybe that means you sleep for 5 years under your desk, but the chances are higher that you actually archive something.

>>41644707
Starting cocoon mode is easy. Ending cocoon mode is where most of anons will fail. Being insecure makes people feel like it's not good time to already break cocoon. They will always feel like there's much more to improve, so they can be better than other people. Anons are not looking for being equal to other people. They want their 'revenge' by being better than them.

>>41643121
Where else am I gonna pick up underage sloots?

>>41643858
That would be stupid

>>41643113
You kind of sound like the loser in this situation.

>>41644136
>Losers that talk shit because they are embarrassed about thier lives
>and then there's people like me that like to show up and laugh at how shitty they are living their lives.
Either an extremely retarded hypocrite or a solid shitposter.

By the way, flying makes good money but only because it's boring as fuck and nobody else wants to do it. Glorified truck driver if you ask me.

>>41644242
>I have a great job now, back with qt gf

It's like everyone is into cuckolding now a days.

this is what modern porn has done to us.

>>41646241
This is me. Always got shot for looking a lot younger. Imagine being 20 and looking like a 16 yo. Now that I am at 26 I'm starting to enjoy this trait. I'm closer then 30 then I'm closer to 20 but girls at 2o still consider me as their peer. I think I will enjoy myself for a while

>>41647163
>believing this
>being a Normie
Pick both
>being op
>being a tired cliche Normie who thinks he's a snowflake for doing coke and flying a plane
Pick both

This thread is pathetic. I've seen literally one anon whom isn't, in the entire thread, and he's already finished ops.

>>41646950

The 'leaving a legacy' meme is retarded

Sacrificing your own time and enjoyment for something that happens after you're dead is cucked beyond belief

>>41647756
This, why the fuck should I care about my fucking legacy? Neither the Baby Boomers does, that's why out generation is full of libtard sjw without balls and the worst job perspectives since the end of WW2.
And why? Because Baby Boomers lived life on very easy mode and fucked up the future for their children with not caring.

>>41647268
Saudi arabia

>>41643184
word

>>41643113
life ends at 25 you retard if you're probably addicted to coke then it's already over

>Go to high school 10 year reunion.
>Pretty scared because I was "that kid" - the kid with literally no friends and was the target of everyone's bullying.
>Start eyeing everyone up.
>A couple of fit guys, but they're pretty dead inside with shit jobs/lives.
>Only like two of the girls are still attractive.
>Most of them are fat single mothers.
>Most everyone ignores me/doesn't recognise me because I'm not a lard arse.
>Everytime someone brags about their job/career/life I look them up on LinkedIn, only one person wasn't lying.
>End up drinking with a few of the guys that weren't my friends, but didn't bully me either.
>Have a good night knowing I ended up with a much better life than 95% of the people in my class.
>Start asking the faculty that showed up about my favourite teachers, one's dead, one's back in the Navy and another one took a job in Choina.

Don't know how to feel about this shit.

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>>41644242
Do you mean (((larger cities)))?

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>>41646241
>tfw people think im 25 since i turned 17 and beard started growing like crazy

>actually attending your high school reunion

The only people who do this are people who peaked in high school.

>>41649689
this whole story sounds depressing as fuck. you go to your class reunion, no one gives a shit about you, everyone is boring, everyone looks like shit, everyone has shit lives.

>>41643113
the funniest thing about this post is that even if you are fit and they truly were all out of shape it sounds like they live much better and more fulfilling lives than you lmao

My 60yo mom fucks a different, literal millionaire every week.
How the fuck does she do it, i thought women are supposed to have huge problems dating when they're old.
Shes kind of rich herself though

>>41650456
>not attending your high school reunion
only people who do this are either beta males who have bad memories from school or want to hide their failures since then

>>41644251
Dorsia... how'd a knit whit like you reserve a table? Must be lying

>>41650583
It's life man.

I went there wanting to blow minds and rail on the cunts who made my life miserable, but man, people are broken these days.

>>41644545
fucking hell anon u made me spill my water

>>41643773
I took test and got istp :^(

>>41643773

This has to be satire.

STEM degree will only lead you to a life of wagecuckery. Just lol @ these Stemcels.

Meanwhile Chad doesn't give a shit about achieving anything on that list and becomes a CEO of a top company making a 6 figure salary and banging hot women on the daily.

>>41650726
Get an MBA with a stem degree, and your earnings will be limitless.

Every guy I know who went this path is a multimillionaire.

>>41650609
>t. no-accomplishment manchild

>>41650776

STEMcel cope.

>>41644707
this is the biggest load of bullshit ever and i am only typing this out in the hope that some anon doesn't actually fall for it.

Genuine success comes from being surrounded by the right people, the opportunities and interactions are unparalleled.

Building a physique takes years regardless, shaving off a couple of months by isolating yourself and becoming autistic about training is incredibly short-sighted, you don't get a seat at the table just because you have a better body than the average person,

Anyway, just looking out for people so they don't get baited into this mentality (although sometimes focusing on your own skills and development in necessary, just the actual isolation part is dumb).

>>41644007
Im british so i don't think they do it here for secondary schools

>>41643113
nice blog post OP, I like your style
Where can i register to get notifications when you post new content?

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>>41643140
Fucking this

>>41647756
>>41647837
>ME ME ME!
Unless you're a total fucking loser, it doesn't feel like a waste of time. You can look at the 1 million dollar house you've had built and your kids going off to college and feel a deep sense of primordial satisfaction that your family is taken care of. You can look at your community and think you've helped build something good.

Meanwhile, what did you get with hedonism? You say building a legacy is a waste of time, but it's anything but. It's investment in the future, which also includes YOURS. Hedonism is investment in the present moment, but guess what? That shit becomes the past incredibly quick, and it will turn to ash in your mouth.

Doesn't matter how much sex you had when you were in your 20's, when you're 60, alone, and have amounted to nothing, your instincts are going to kick back in and you're going to look around at what you've wrought on this world. You're going to be alone, and you're going to reflect on your life as if it was childish and pointless, devoid of any meaning. And then you'll die.

I'm not even presenting this as an argument. That's how it's going to happen. I'm not going to bother convincing you that you're wrong, I can only express pity.

Also; fatass ugly people use the same logic to justify their sorry ass lives. Think about that. That's the tier of emotional development you're on.

>>41643189
18+10=28

>>41644818

yeah it's because you did something called 'honest' work. This is when your work makes you feel fulfilled and usually has some connection with 'creating' something: construction, cooking, crafting drinks, brewing beer/making wine, making cheese, artists, etc.

Keep it up bro, don't listen to these losers.

>>41643113

>Be me
>10 year reunion time
>No one even cares about going
>Half the people are dead from drug overdoses
>Other half are knocked up crack whores
>Moved far away, got a job making decent money and didnt even ant to drive back to that shit hole
>No one from facebook even posted they went
>Dont even care

>>41647855
Yemen would actually be better

>>41644275
You're no different from an animal otherwise.
Worse, because you have the capacity to be more.

>tfw have an easy well paid job but fundamentally unfulfilled
>tfw feel like dropping it all to study music and produce music
>too afraid of failure and am existing in comfortable mediocrity

send help

>>41643542
>I've never had sex better then a two hour edging jackfest
>I'm way to edgy and spiteful to raise a child
>How can I justify forcing life on something

lol

>>41644435
>>41644136
this. A job's a job even if you fly planes, sorry buddy.

>private pilot license
>fly for fun whenever I want

>>41643113
can i come hang with you anon?

>>41643189
Autistic fag

>>41643542
The only way to fix yourself would be to become a monk or a very religious person overall, considering how shit your life is atm.