>be me, just moved
>trying out new gym
>ask where the plates are
>oh, sorry, our personal trainers are currently using them
>apparently trainers control access to plates and horde them for clients
Well /fit/, what is the best way to be a personal trainer so I can get my fucking plates back?
>>41642502
You should go to a less shitty gym or take the plates whenever you want instead of being a massive cuck.
What are they going to do if you take the plates, cry?
>>41642515
The plates are locked in the supply room. It's the only gym within ten miles that I can afford
>>41642531
Wait around them to finish using the plates while farting loudly.
Try to stay as much in their personal space as you can.
Buy a car or learn the bus schedule
Check the manlet pit. It always has spare pl8s
>>41642502
Get a home Depot bucket filled with sand or water and use it at home.
>>41644809
Thanks buddy. I guess ill just make up the difference with their play weights as well
>>41642502
Holy shit what a fucked up sounding gym time to invest in a home gym motherfucker
>not being home gym master race
lol
>>41642502
Nigger just go to a different gym. Why would you stay at fucking socialist fitness.
>>41642502
hoard*
>>41642502
They're literal gains goblins.
>>41642502
how can something retarded like this even exist?