Why didnt you fags tell me one shot of jack is only 65 calories???

>>41633237
>drinking only one shot
>not drinking the whole bottle

>>41633237
>still make social gains..

So... you need to consume alcohol in order to talk to people and/or have a good time?

>>41633272
No but it makes it easier and fun when going out

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Jack Daniels is the shittiest whiskey there is. Try some of pic related.

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>>41633237
Bushmills is my jam right now.

>>41633237

The alcohol percentage is what determines the calories as long as the spirit doesn't have added sugar. 40% abv vodka will have the exact same amount of calories as Jack Daniels.

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>>41633237
dunno if the chart is accurate, but here you go

>>41633430
Time to get some Spirytus.

>>41633272
Staying sober in a bar/night club is basically going full retard.

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>>41633418
I dont know anon. Google says smirnoff has like 100 calories per shot...

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>>41633430
> skinny girl
> most fattening spirit
lmao

Don't know if you guys have tried this mixer/energy drink. It's swedish, sugar free, lots of caffeine and BCAAs. and it tastes so fucking good. It says on the cans to not mix with alcohol but I've had about 100 drinks mixed with it now, I fucking love it. I've cut out beer completely and my 6pack is coming in real nice even tho I party a lot. If you see some NOCCO, buy and mix with vodka, thank me later. (Just don't get the "orange taste" one without bubbles, it tastes shit). Actually tastes even better with alcohol than without because the alcohol kills the fake sweetener taste.

Pic related, best thing to come out of sweden ever. I'm considering investing in the company because I believe so much in their product.

>>41633272
Yes anyone who is sober at a pub or club is a massive faggot unless desi.

>>41633412
Try the blackbush, its great.

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>>41633237
Whatever resource you're looking at is telling you how many calories is in 1 oz of Daniel's. A shot is 1.5 oz in America meaning you're still consuming about 98 calories or so per. I believe every hard liquor I've come across is the same in this regard.

What are some good drinks? I only know run and coke and whiskey cola

Help out an alcohol noob here

>>41633237
Gin has the fewest calories that is if you don't load it with sugar like a woman. Gin and tonic can't fuck that up.

Also hack Daniels taste like total corporate manufactured shit which is what it is please drunk better whiskey

>>41636204
Lol are you 15

>>41636211
> run and coke

Its the other way around you pleb

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I use tequila, about the same but tastes a hell of a lot better

>>41636211
tonic water is surprisingly loaded in calories.
shit's like soft drink, even good stuff like fever tree

>>41633272
grow up straight edge faggot

>>41636204
A few of my favourites:

Gin tonic
Metaxa tonic
Absinthe with a bit of water
Proper whisky straight (weaboo suntory stuff, Laphroaig, Jura, Talisker etc.)
Vodka red bull (sugarfree)
Żubrówka apple juice

>>41633272
yes

>>41633430
what about wine>>41633430

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I'm trying to stay away from the liquor goblin, really fucks my gut up after I drink, especially wine

Gonna drink a small glass of kefir everyday instead

>>41636204
Sailor Jerry and ginger, best rum mixer.

Pina colada is great in summer. I remember some anon using low calorie coconut rum and some kind of low calorie pineapple energy drink with coconut cream to make a healthier version

>>41636337
Gin Tonic if I don't want to get hammered but still have a great night. I treat it almost like plain old soda.
Vodka Tonic if I really want to chat up the qt at the club or if I just want to go straight to bed.

>>41633237
So alcohol can make you fat?

>>41636420
Very much so, alcohol is loaded with empty calories.
Beer is essentially liquid bread, have a google

>>41636438
I know about beer, beer can give big belly but i thought hard liquors such as whiskey and rum didnt make anyone fat

>>41633393
My nigga

OGD is the patrician's bottom shelf bourbon. Buffalo Trace is even better if you can afford it.

>>41636481
rum is full of sugar

>>41636481
they have a lot less cal's but most of the time people aren't drinking them straight, mixing them with soft drink or w/e.

>>41636529
you are an actual retard

>>41636543
How do you think rum is made?

>>41633237
>social gains
This isn't /LGBT/, faggot.

>>41636529
I fucking hope you're trolling
>>41636543
Indeed he is

>>41636624
The same way every other distilled spirit is made. It doesn't have more sugar because they use sugar cane.
Retard.

>>41636624
From sugarcane but it not full of sugar

>>41633453
>>41635843
>bars/pubs/nightclubs are the only way to make social gains
And you wonder why you're autistic.

>>41636204
>Gin and tonic
>Vodka with ice
>Tequila/vodka sunrise
>Vodka raspberry
>Boilermaker (don't actually order one of these in the bar)

>>41636204
Whisky and redbull is fucking great

>>41636204
white russian are pretty amazing despite being a meme because of that there Lebowksi movei

>>41637130
They're great, but good luck drinking them frequently without ballooning

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>>41633313
explain this

>>41637370
It seems to be a picture of a dried plant next to a coin

Idk, man, you should be able to get something as simple as that by yourself

>>41636204
water and water

>>41637370
All I see is an illegal substance.

What are you trying to say, anon? Are you a criminal?

>>41633393
>shits on jack daniels
>recommends even shittier american pisswater

>>41633412
decent taste

>>41636481
The process of removing ethanol from your bloodstream involves using it for energy. The process is such that burning of all other energy sources is stopped until all the ethanol is gone. Ethanol alone can't be turned into fat in the body but the fact that it causes other macros to be spared means that you get fat anyway when the combined total calories from alcohol + food is a surplus, the other macros are then turned into fat. If you ate no food at all and only drank booze that contained zero sugar, then you wouldn't gain any fat. Almost every kind of booze has some sugar in it though.

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What alcohol will make me less sleepy? 5-6 beers and my eyes are closing.. vodka gets me tired after a few hours too.. this sucks when i go to a show or a party

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No love for Wild Turkey?
Cheap and not too horrible on its own

>>41636204
Vodka water with lime is a good one for low cal. Tequilla sunrise is my favorite cocktail, but I only get them on vacation. Usually a beer guy mostly.

>>41639053
You gotta push past the sleepy phase. Vodka redbull will keep you awake probably too.

>>41636204
vodka goes with almost anything fruity also energy drinks
tequila goes good with sprite or maybe ginger ale
whiskey is good with whiskey
rum is good with ginger ale/brown sodas

really you should man up and just take shots, followed by a chaser

>>41639053
It's the alcohol itself that does that. So the answer is drink less alcohol to be less sleepy.

>>41633430
Jack and Diet Coke has been my drink for years. Might as well make it a double

>>41639053
Drink more water, eat before you drink, take a multi-vitamin, caffeine

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>>41633393
>Bourbon

>>41638974
Alcohol is sugar.

>>41633272
Alcohol for socializing is like running shoes for running. It's not required but it sure fucking helps.

>>41639797
No, it isn't. Google fermentation, you autist.

>>41633393
nigga u aint ever drunk old thompson.

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>>41633237
>thinking whisky would have less calories than vodka when vodka is just alcohol and water
one shot is 96... the same as vodka you are looking at the calories in 1 oz. whereas a shot is 1.5 oz

why don't you?

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>>41643337
why don't you?

>>41636204
My fav college tier drinks

>Long Island Iced Tea
>Vodka Redbull
>Straight tequila
>Straight Malibu
>Strawberry Smirnoff and cherry Gatorade
> Fuckjuice: get a gallon of water, pour out half of it, add a fifth or a liter of vodka, add crystal light or kool-aid or some flavoring, then fill the rest back up with water. Drink as much as you can before you black out

Can I lose weight if I stick to my diet every day but saturday? Hard not to get plastered with my friends and play fighting games. Only 4 days out of the month.

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>>41633393

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Is there a reason vodka doesn't get me drunk anymore? It just makes me feel kind of gross. Pic related gets the job done though.
Also

>drinking alcohol with chasers

>>41643464
If your caloric deficit is still maintained after your binge you should be ok

>>41643428
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>>41636337
Thanks a lot guys I've noted them all

>>41633253
This desu. I have a moderation problem.