>walk into the gym >hey anon can you take a pic of my butt

>>41630371
>I would be happy to, Stacey. However, it looks like this camera is a little dated and the image size won't fit well on a mobile platform like Instagram
>How about I take it with my new iPhone 7 Plus and I'll text it to you
>mfw I got her digits

Anonymous 2017-05-31 01:13:20 Post No.41630757
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>>41630371
This actually happened to me, it was like a year or so ago and I was uglier and more awkward, and smaller, still am
A nigress with an ok body but nigger face and skin so unattractive, asked me to take a picture of her ass for instagram
Took the pic and then instinctively clicked on image before giving phone back to her, she said picture was shit and wanted me to try again to her the logo if her custom™ yoga pants in the shot
Delete the bad photo out of my OCD, it scrolls to the next pic in her gallery or camera roll (I don't know shit about iPhones because poor) and it is a black and white picture of a wet vagina, some Facebook type lesbian shit like "pussy is the breakfast of champions" or something, overall a good pic
End up taking the pic embarrassingly close to her ass
Finish my workout awkwardly
Fin.

Anonymous 2017-05-31 01:24:33 Post No.41630859
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Anonymous 2017-05-31 01:24:33 Post No.41630859 [Report]

>>41630371
>take camera
>"heh, alright, sure, but what do i get in return"
>snapping pictures while talking
>she giggles
>"ohhh i dunno... maybe you could take a pic just for yourself?"
>she blushes
>stop taking pictures
>take a step towards her
>"i suppose that would but nice... although, they say a picture is worth a thousand words..."
>take another step fowards, we're practically touching
>she's taken aback at this point, a little confused but a little excited
>"...but i've never been much for talking"
>pull her towards me and kiss her
>she is shocked and almost starts to pull away, but quickly melts into the kiss
>i slide my hands down her back and -

>- "um. anon? are you okay?"
>quickly snap out of my daydream
>she's still standing there with a concerned look on her face
>"uh, y-yeah, just couldn't figure out how this thing works"
>"you just push the button anon, have you ever used a camera before?"
>"heh heh, yeah, no, yeah i have, jeez talk about spaghetti, am i right?"
>FUCK WHY DID I SAY THAT
>"what? why are you talking about pasta?"
>"n-nevermind heh heh"
>quickly snap pic
>hand back camera at maximum arm's length
>she takes it, looks disgusted
>realize i sweat all over the camera
>"oh yeah hey yeah sorry about the sweat, just been working out, y'know heh heh"
>"didn't you just walk in, though?"
>shit
>shit
>"oh, uh, y-yeah haha, but y'know, gotta do the pre-workout workout, get warmed up and all, y-know? don't want to pull a hammy heh heh"
>"...right. okay, well, uh, thanks for taking the picture anon"
>"you too"
>she starts to walk away
>"I MEAN, UH, YOU'RE WELCOME, NOT 'YOU TOO', HEH HEH"
>she's rounding the corner at this point
>i can see her starting to laugh to herself
>go into the locker room
>turn the water to maximum heat
>stand in the shower for 45 minutes
>i don't feel the water
>i don't feel anything