>when they rearranged everything inside the gym and now non-smoking

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>gym restaurant undergoing remodel
>get called a twink by the construction crew
>just want to be like zyzz and finally get gf
>cry and go home
>forgot tip receptionist
>entry revoked for 2 weeks

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>sacred staff burial ground disturbed amidst addition of plate dispensers
>benchronomicon unearthed in process
>flips open and spins and shit
>deadlifts are now literal

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>be squatting
>trainer comes up behind me
>squatting is bad for your knees, anon
>tell him plz go
>charged $65 for the conversation
>have to pay triple at the plate machines until i get a training session

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>curling 55 lb dumbells
> suddenly arm starts trembling
>weight drops to the ground, shatters
>hear rumbling from across the gym
>professor studying hgh specimens inside my gym invokes a rage
>he starts to pull me by my ear, shattered crystals from weights cutting up my hands
>as we pass the receptionist I forget to tip
>lips curled, stares at me in destest
>thrown out of the gym into the parking lot
>left my key inside
>have to climb in through the emergency vent
>benched for 3 weeks

>>41624709
Smoking area? People smoke while exercising? What

>>41624709
>>41624772
>>41625007
Absolute fucking quality
>Deadlifts are now literal

>>41625114
>being this new
or
>bait

>taking elevator up to weight room of gym
>accidentally hit wrong button
>go to library instead
>confusedly try to curl books
>thrown out for grunting
>forget to tip bouncer
>have to attend court in gym basement next week
>facing 4 years of squatting in the smith machine

>>41625153
Neither but I have no idea what non-smoking is supposed to mean

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>that guy who uses kaioken to bench lmao2planet

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>>41625232
>2016
>he doesn't smoke at the gym