Anyone else end up cancelling their gym memberships due to autistic

Feels good being a self-aware autist. I only goto the gym when nobody else is there, as to avoid sperg outs.

Nothing more annoying than an autistic person who is unaware of their autism.

No, I put in headphones, don't speak unless spoken to, never get fully nude in the locker room and never look at anyone else in the locker room.

>>41619355
How does one know if no one else is there without first going there oneself?

These stories are hilarious id love to be yu for a day it would be like living in curb your enthusiasm

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>>41619335

Well at least you were staring at his ass and not his dick meaning he was afraid you were going to try and top him.

He was afraid of your alpha demeanor.

>old gym used to have one pull bar
>males took turns doing pull ups
>one day two females are taking turns doing pull ups by themselves
>ask for a turn
>they reject me
>cancelled my subscription fee the same day

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>>41619335
>in local planet fitness
>just got done with a light workout, it's the day of my gymbro's funeral, need to get out quick (i am a pallbearer)
>see a qt with a towel around his lower body, looks my age
>wish I could talk to him, but there is no time, forced to make a hard break, tell him not to talk to me again :(
>mfw

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>>41619394
okay I get the headphones and not talking but everybody needs a bit of public nudity in their life. gotta let your shit hang where other people can see brah, feels great

>>41619405
I've actually called my gym in the past and asked the front desk guy what hours the gym is most empty... Either he bamboozled me or I got really unlucky

>>41619435
Larry David is my hero

>>41619453
>grills at pullup bar
>suddenly those muscular guys are nowhere to be seen
lol
also glad to hear you freed yourself of that horrible place

>>41619457
It was creative I'll give you that much. Thanks for the sensible chuckle, here's a (you)

Never sperged out hard enough to cancel my membership but

>Go to gym late at night to avoid as many people as possible
>usually between 4-5 people there
>this time was different
>At least 20+ in there
>All benches taken
>All cages taken
>All racks taken
>what the fuck
>too autistic to ask to work in
>go into bathroom
>look the door
>sit in a 3x8 room for 2 and half hours until I'm sure all the people originally in the gym when I walked in are now gone
>exit bathroom
>too tired to workout
>go home

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>>41619335
>pulled over by the gym gestapo in between sets
>am I being degained
>got charged with squatting in the rack
>kicked me out of the weight room
>nowhere else to go
>currently living out of the cardio section

>>41619405
>How does one know if no one else is there without first going there oneself?

Where I lift at the gym is 100% dead by 9:00PM, so I go around that time. Generally it'll just either be me, or 1 or 2 other autistic people doing the exact same thing.

>go to gym for the first time in years
>decide to try squatting the bar
>barely do one rep and end up dumping the next one
haven't gone back since

>>41619589
y r u on a fitness board

@41619570
hah

>>41619555
lol did you spend that time on here? or just staring at the bathroom stall wall for hours like a true autist

>>41619555
This is something I'd do.

The fact that there's all those people there when you didn't expect it would make me autismo out.

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>been going at 4 am til 5 am
>just me until 5 when 2-3 people show up
>Monday was different, 4:30 already 8 people in the power zone
>do not give up my rack
>no eye contact, music blaring in my ears
>rush through deadlifts, back still hurting
>maybe I'll go at 3 am next time

Why would you shower at the gym when you can shower at home?

>>41619766
and get sweat all over my carseat like some kind of pleb? I like my gym because it has a steamroom

>>41619742
lol what time do u even sleep? I go to bed around 3AM 4AM shit it's almost 3 right now

>>41619992
Man it sure would suck to live so far away from a gym that you have to drive there.

>>41619992
>and get sweat all over my carseat

what a bitch...

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>>41619992
>tfw had to move due getting "kicked" out
>tfw have to walk 60 meters more to the gym
It's like they want me to lose all my gains cause of cardio! I already have to eat 3300kcal just to maintain my weight!