>The girl you've been talking to turns out to be a stripper.

pump n dump

>only thots want you
>they are boring as fuck outside sex
>sex with them is becoming boring, none of them have any fetishes or fantasies or even know what those are
>tfw just want a chubby goth chick to rail while she's tied up

>>41613698
Fpbp

That means she should be an easy fuck breh

>>41613676

Man, I'm in fucking Berlin, currently one of the most trendy cities in the world, filled with women and events and whatever, and somehow I just hate it all and don't feel like I'm able to talk to anyone. All other gains are slowly coming, but the social thing is a goddamn nightmare.

>>41613698
If you do this they win. Have some fucking standards

>>41613700
>they are boring as fuck outside sex
>sex with them is becoming boring, none of them have any fetishes or fantasies or even know what those are

welcome to every girl ever

>>41613759
time to go full homo?

>>41613676
Have boned 3 strippers
Some real fun to be had son

>>41613757

>don't get laid

Autism to the max

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>>41613773
time to go full sexdoll brah

>>41613676
>jr enlisted
>dating a stripper
never change joe, never change

>>41613827
I need warm, responsive flesh brah
plus those things are creepy as fuck

>>41613841

I'm not dating her you presumptuous know-it-all

>>41613757
who will win and how will they win by that?

>tfw came to realization that last couple of pre-girlfriends were only attracted to me physically and that's why they didn't stick around
>don't really know how to feel other than vaguely uncomfortable and disappointed
Like it's satisfying to know that my work has made me more attractive, but (preparing for roasts) I'm not trying to get my dick rode, I'm trying to find a FUCKING girlfriend
I wonder if they assume I'm a Chad type because I look somewhat like one