>Ten years after the high school >Used to be "fit"

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>Ten years after the high school
>Used to be "fit"
>Played sports all the time, rode bikes and such
>Now I just leave work and pound beer
>See a Planet fitness open near my apartment
>Decide to get back into it
>First day, nervous as shit
>Pound 3 shots of Ron Diaz rum, pretty good btw
>Blast 2 hits of hash through my hand blown piece
>Walk through the door
>Receptionist tells me the locker room is out of order
>Head over to the squat rack. Last time I lifted I set my personell record for tibia lifts
>Ten years later realize I am a bit weaker
>Set up for some light reps, increasing every two minutes
>ten minute in Chad walks in
>"Hey look at this goob doing tibia lifts, what a guy! I bet he knows my garbage man!"
>Ignore this, remember how chads used to ass plow all the nerds
>Set a PR in tibia lift, no big deal.
>Dont want to push myself too hard first day back
>Head down stairs to locker room
>loose footing, fall down stairs
>Basketball shorts get caught on the end of the banister
>Completely exposed
>chad yells put "Hey, I bet this queerbait can't even suck me off!"
>a crowd forms
>Janitor stands next to me
>Chad and the janitor spitroast me infront of everyone
>mfw