>wow anon you're so tall! thats the correct way

"Haha! Thank you so much!"

Then you wake up and measure yourself against your wall, letting out a sigh as you still can't make a sharpie line above 5'7".

>>41605300
>tfw 5'11
>normies think im 6'1

>>41605288
Say how perceptive of you then walk away and watch anime porn

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>>41605288
I usually say
>yeah I know
People usually chuckle

>>41605288
>y-you too
New fish in the pond everyone, move along.

>>41605288
How tall are you?
>>41605314
I'm 6'0, once told some girls I was 6'2 and they immediately said bullshit.

I'm 6'3 and when I'm with shorter guys I always claim I'm 5'11 to piss them off

>>41605288
Usually get a chuckle with "Yeah, the veiws nice" then give a peak at tiddies

If you've got >greek mode this ALWAYS gets mires'

I claim 5'9" at 5'11"
it gets turbomanlets ultra buttblasted

>>41605288
"What? Sorry. It's hard to hear you way down there."

>>41605371
hahaha

>>41605371
>How tall are you?
5'11. 6'0 in shoes

>>41605288
Thanks, I did most of the growing myself.

>>41605288
Thanks. <3

>>41605288
Haha! thank-you so much! now give me a blow job while standing bitch!

>>41605288
i guess your pic is an appropriate response

i get the complete opposite
>wow you're so short

i just say "thanks, i didn't know that until now" which could be applied to the 'tall' case as well

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>>41605288
>thanks, I drank like, a gallon of milk a day when I was a kid.
If you aren't subtlety memeing you're not doing it right.

>>41605288
You tease the girl about being short. Even if she's average height. I used to just say "oh yeah haha" or some bullshit like that but that's too fucking boring to fall back on

>>41605288
noice dubz
>thanks sugar

>>41605378
6'2" here. I always do the same to piss off my manlet friends who are 5'`11"

>>41605288
>Nobody likes a bitch Brenda

t.srmanlet

>>41605288
> thanks, I work out a lot
> thanks, I drink a lot of milk
> yeah, everything on my body is huge!
> I know right? Its pretty manly isnt it?
> (with comically deep voice) who dares disturb goliath?! Oh it's you qt..
> yeah, look at the size of my hands and feet! (Implying)
Op, the fact you have to ask for these proves you are a sorry manlet. I've been fielding this comment my whole life.

>>41605983

There is somebody this autistic out there

>>41605983
Autism - the post

>>41605923
Kek

>>41605983
lol pure autism. way to kill the attraction right away

>be 6'3"
>wear 3" lifts
>claim to be 6', sometimes 6'1"

It's so much fun

>>41605983
>who dares disturb goliath
Fuck it, I'm doing this.

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>>41605983
>> thanks, I work out a lot
didn't you learn the last time?

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>>41605983
>who dares disturb goliath?!

>>41605661
Stealing this thanks

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>>41605983
> (with comically deep voice) who dares disturb goliath?! Oh it's you qt..

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>>41605288
I'm 5'10 stop lying

>>41605983
>(with comically deep voice) who dares disturb goliath?! Oh it's you qt.
AHAHAHA

> meet female friend I haven't seen in months for a drink
> hugs me when we meet and says "I don't remember you being this tall!"

6'3

>>41605378
Do Americans really talk this much about height. I cant remember the last time somebody asked how tall I was

>>41605288
>"thank you"
>"I know"

It's not that difficult, anon

>>41608185
People must find it hard to tolerate your autism

>ich hab als Kind ja auch brav meine Fruchtzwerge gegessen

Works every time

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>>41608225
We are vain and egoistical. Height is more obvious than anything else, so it becomes a basis by which to automatically judge your worth compared to someone else's.

It's all BS and doesn't mean anything. (unless you are under 5' 10")

>>41608225
no not really, it's an occasional comment in passing but it's usually when someone is freakishly tall (like 6'7"+)

but to lank lords hearing that comment is the greatest achievement possible so they come on this board and gloat about the comment for decades

>>41605288
"for you"

>>41605288
>suck dick. choke on it.
you got nothing to lose now cmon

>>41605943
This wouldn't piss me off it would just make you look retarded

Do people actually do this?

>>41605983
>people laugh at this
>yet they still got no gf
total retard lot of you

>>41605288
You improvise
Who the fuck rehearses what to say when given a compliment? This is why you have no gf

>>41605288
>yes, and everything's proportionate. ev... ry... thing

then slap her ass with your peanus

>>41605338
the only way

>>41605983
Autism intensifies

>>41605983
>who dares disturb goliath
Is this the most autistic board?

Nah, I'm only 6'1. That's just high-normal.

>>41608387
this

i always say im not that tall its the shoes

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>Haha you're so skinny it's like you're a stick!
>at least you're lean, can you show us your muscles?
>*vomits blood at the sight of your torso*
>l-l-l-lanklet master-r-r-r race

>>41605983

/thread

>>41605983
What happens when you go to the beach and you have to take your shirt off? What can I wear to hide my wide hips and skinny fat body but still look big?

>>41605288
"Thanks I grew myself"

Usually gets a few laughs
[spoiler]6'5 btw[/spoiler]

>>41605288
Depends if it's a qt or a grill in general I'll say "yeah, haha, guess there's other guys ain't trying hard enough." That usually gets a giggle.
>tfw manlets aren't trying hard enough meme has legitimately played a roll in getting me laid
>tfw only 6'2" King of the manlets anyway

If it's another guy I'll shrug and say that it's not that big a deal and that you forget about it after a while because it's just normal to you.

>>41608225
Manlet detected, people don't mention it because they're being polite

I'm 6'5" and never get that comment in a "good" way

It's usually part of talking about how ugly I am so I don't say anything

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>>41605983
>> (with comically deep voice) who dares disturb goliath?! Oh it's you qt..
Fuck you all, I don't care how autistic this is, I'm doing it.

>>41605288
"You got a fucking problem? Huh?" and then give them a shove. Even if you were born a lanklet that doesn't mean you have to take shit from others. If things escalate from there then just get down on all fours and headbutt them.

>>41605378
this is why I claim im 5'9. Im 6'0 actually

>>41608876
if you did that to me i would knock your fucking block off.

>>41605288
i ate a lot of fruchtzwerge

>>41608225

I'm only 6'3 but I get the height comment at least 3x a week it all depends on how tall you actually are

>>41608688
thats basically me in the pic, but im like 5'10 and trying to make gains

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>>41605300
t. manlet insecurity
>>41605338
don´t bother the voiceacting on hentai is fucking awful and the screentime goes from hilariously bad to memeworthy sub dialogue at time, just get fucking, the usual stuff from internet hentai´s shit and they pixelate pussies and vaginas to look like minecraft so just dont bother
t. tried that shit out and im sorta disappointed in everything of it

>>41605484
actually gonna use this one

>>41605288
Just say "yeh shorty LMK if you need help getting stuff off a high shelf"

Thanks but I'm not even that tall. tfw 6'1" manlet race, tfw king of manlets, tfw no gf. *flex a 'cep* are you an archaeologist?

>>41605288

Lift her up into your arms while she squeals in sexual delight

>>41608688
I hope you pour a whole bottle of Listerine over yourself. that would help with your gains

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>>41605983
LMAO, the post

>>41605288
"Thanks. I used to be short but I just went to the gym and got a lot taller. Short guys should legit just hit the gym"

>>41605288
>Haha, well you see Jules the funny thing about my height is that it's located on my cock.

>>41605983
> (with comically deep voice) who dares disturb goliath?! Oh it's you qt..

Goddamn my sides

>>41609108
But dude, loli butt. Now also in THREE DEE VR.

I'm 6 and it's pretty average here. Even girls are around 6.
Sometimes I just wish I could move to use and be a giant

>>41608962

Are you trolling anon ? Or do you live in some third world shithole where everyone is a manlet ?
I live in a big Canadian city, i'm 6'3 and I can't remember the last time someone commented on my height. I see people taller than me every single day.

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>>41605983

>>41605983
Please never leave this board, dude. We're laughing and we love you.

>>41605983

the truth is that none of this is autistic if you're confident and give 0 fucks about what other people might think

If you're stuttering and turn bright red as you say "w-who dares disturb goliath" then obviously youre going to come as a creep and a retard

>damn anon you're huge/ripped/buff

How do you respond to this?

>>41608225
Probably because you're a manlet.
If you're under 6'2 people don't really care because it's not impressive anymore.
>if you're <6' they don't want to embarrass you

>>41609001
>5'10
>can't make gains as a manlet
You're literally lifting on easymode.
If you can't make gains as a manlet you should actually kill yourself.

>>41605288
Shut the fuck up

>>41611465
>"It happens"

I say this to everything.

>>41605288
>be 6'1
>grills will say I'm so tall around my avg height manlet friends (5'7-5'10)
>respond by saying I'm only 6'1, that's like the average male height
>Manlet friends triggered
>frantic google searches to prove that they're in the average range and I'm taller than average
>d e v i l I s h

>>41605288
The correct response is "thank you" and then you smile, if they laugh you laugh.

You fucking spergs,

>>41611633
Where the fuck do you live that people say you are tall at 6'1?

>>41611236
people commenting your height involves people talking to you in the first places anon

>>41612129
My job involves talking to plenty of people.

You're delusional if you think you're getting comments 3 times a week on your height at 6'3, or you live in a third world country where everyone is a manlet.

If you were 6'5+ then maybe, but 6'3 is not even that tall.

>>41605378
>>41605943
This is fucking hilarious I'm going to start doing this.
>>41608420
Found a manlet.

>>41608688
Why do you have bread next to the sink

> be 5'4"
> tell girls im 6'3"
> they can't tell the difference
> lanklets BTFO

>>41612306
>be 6ft
>people ask how tall i am
>they don't believe me and think I'm 6'2-3"
thanks manlets

>>41612149
Can confirm
Balkanoid fag here, literally i have shit tons of friends that are taller than me and i am 6'4''
We are fucking mutants.

>>41611577
i think i might be 5'11 or something, but yeah its weird. i think i might not be eating enough

>>41613109
It's because there's a much bigger difference between 6'0 and 5'11 for some reason.

>>41608225
yeah, ive never heard anyone mentioning height and i see a lot of couples with equal height partners. thanks fucking god im not american, you cant even imagine how degenerate you sound to the rest of the world

is this the lanky fantasy thread? i lied about my height, so /devilish/ haha

>inb4 manlet
no but i dont even like mentioning my height here because 90% of you are basement dwelling autistic incel cuck