How do muscle girls compare in bed vs. normie cardio girls?

>>41602203
they're big girls

>>41602212
for you

>>41602212
for me

>>41602203
they get gassed after a few minutes of riding, cardiobunnies is where its at for riding your dick. if you gay but hate dicks then muscle girls is the way to go

>implying anyone on /fit/ can land a muscle girl

>>41602224
>not wanting her to slam all 6inches of her rock hard clit into your tender boipussi

Their clit dicks rival yours in size.

Girls who roid have bigger daddy issues than those sluts in the club every night, they just choose to express it differently

Best pussy ever. Here pussy is so tight and can basically grip your dick with her pussy muscles alone. Plus they got hella stamina and huge asses

>>41602203
Marry me pls
help me make strong babies

These girls are professional CrossFitters. They only bang guys that do half reps and eat paleo

Their clitoris produce sperm, avoid at all cost.

>>41602203
my preference usually leans towards wispy thin methy type petite girls however after browsing /fit/ I've developed a taste for THICCC crossfitters.

guess it's the shape of their bodies, the big hips and those large thighs will definitely give a guy something to hold onto in the bedroom plus those abs are quite nice as well. what they lack in the boob department they more than make up for it downstairs if you know what I mean

>>41602203

I'm so desperately lonely I would gladly accept a man-looking girlfriend into my life. I would prepare her keto meals, shake her protein shakes, clean the sweat of her brows during each set, and massage her rock-hard body after her WoDs.

Hell, I would gladly let her fuck other people on the side, if it meant I got to snuggle into her disproportionally large arms and sleep by her afterwards.

I think a chick who does a few cycles of var can be hot.

Okay, it's my fetish, mostly cause I never banged one.

But from what I've seen, most muscle girls are butter faces. I think that's why they get into lifting. Still would fuck the shit out of one.

>>41602203

They'd be better if they had tits

>>41602534
>I would gladly let her fuck other people on the side,
don't do that

>>41602224
>if you gay but hate dicks then muscle girls is the way to go

What

>>41602730
I think dicks are gross but the body of man is more attractive then women tbf

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>>41602212
Yes

id assume its like fuckin a dude, but technically no homo

>>41602561
/thread

>>41602378
Implying they can have babies

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Just imagine her riding your dick
Hnnnngg

>>41603173
>her
there's nothing feminine about this hulking figure of a frame

>>41603173
is this gay porn? aking for a friend

>>41603173
another victim of rippetoe

>>41602224
> if you gay but hate dicks then muscle girls is the way to go
So badly want muscle qt gf who is into pegging. or really just any qt gf

>>41603173
jesus she could probably break your dick off in her ass

>>41603173
L O N D O N

>>41602224
>implying I last more than a few minutes

http://www.jizzhut.com/videos/brandi-mae--first-one-from-behind-2366896.html

>>41604630
>those soup cans under her skin
fake tits are gross

>>41603173
>that roid acne though

>>41604661
>dissing muh brandi
DELET THIS

>>41604672
>defending tuna can titties

>>41602203
google steroid clit

>another /fit/ sex thread

what is wrong with this board? why is it so obsessed with sex all the time?

is everyone here that much of a stud

>>41604748
>is everyone here that much of a stud
yes, just like you!

>>41602497
What do you mean?

>>41604852
bumpin booty beats big League boobies

>>41602203
aren't those crossfit girls? wouldn't they be trying to compound fuck you and snap up their pussies, or worse your dick?

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>>41602497
I just want a gf with huge thighs
is that so much to ask for

>>41602402
what if you're a faggot?
Is it still gay?

>>41605000
fucking muscle girls arent gay

what the fuck?

these fucking faggots are ruining this board

go back to your fag board

>>41604987
Chun Li?

>>41604987
>I just want a gf with huge thighs is that so much to ask for
don't think so mate, we're all gonna make it!

>>41603173
Gross, her ass looks like knees

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They have a very high sex drive, sounds better in theory than in practice. They're all crazy, even the ones that fake being sane really well.

>>41602801
But it's the body of a female

>>41606511
>They're all crazy, even the ones that fake being sane really well.
yes this thread is about women well done

>>41606511
First picture she looks like a tranny
Disgusting

>>41602203
post more of the QT on the left please

lul prolly they think cardio kills gains

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>>41607617
brooke wells. enjoy anon

They're pretty thick solid tight etc except their ass is still really soft and it feels great to fuck :)

However they tend to have more issues about their appearance than even normal girls, and that manifests in various ways. The relationship itself can be a total ball ache.

The best girl's are athletes (ie they do a sport) except they're usually so busy you can't find one.

>>41604748
The more someone is obsessed with sex the less they're probably getting any.
So it's natural that 4chan has a lot of sex threads in general.

>>41604987
>reverse search
>rag n bone man

heh

>>41608707
>The more someone is obsessed with sex the less they're probably getting any.
this is not an absolute rule

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>>41608473
Athletes are GOAT.
Get yourself a college springboard diver or gymnast lads. Flexible, thicc, can do flips/handstands and they're easy to get hooked on lifting (if they weren't already before).

>>41609192
I have puffy nipples like you
how do I fix this

>>41609234
gyro surgery

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>>41609234
If it's not gyno it's subcutaneous fat which is easily removed on a cut.

If there's a hard, sensitive mass under the nipple then you might have gyno and may require surgery. See a doctor, etc.

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>>41602534
>I'm so desperately lonely I would gladly accept a man-looking girlfriend into my life

You act like those women are as hopeless as you. There are plenty of guys that have a fetish for women with muscles. They have no problem finding a mate.

>>41605000
It's not hetero if she has a masculine clit.

>>41604973
they would start kipping while having sex

If you don't put in most of the work in bed you're a beta cuck

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>>41608473

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>>41604987
Thick thighs save lives

Dated a couple d1 soccer players back in college. Super high sex drive, don't ask for much from you because always busy with practice and shit, it was a pretty sweet gig. Ended it with both because I was too much of a partier, and they couldn't go out with me that often or to any of my fraternity's functions. One now gained some weight and is mehhh. The other tried to do some track for the olympics, ended up getting injured, and now is a model.

>>41610174
you got to fuck d1 athletes in college while i have to deal with this chubby cunt

just dumped my ex fuck this no reason to commit if basement dwelling nerds like you are slaying top quality pussy while i'm not

open season for my dick hello summer 2017

>fuck a fit girl
>pussy actually TOO tight, little uncomfortable

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>>41610568
Not a basement dwelling nerd, but yes. Don't settle. I used to help the female soccer team practice freshman year, but I quit because pledgeship.

>pic related, girl who was soccer/track star and tried to be an olympian, but now wants to be a fitness model
>tfw last time we fucked was on a golf course

>>41611494
how tall is she bruh

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I'm dating a bikini competitor and I can say that the sex is best at the peak of her bulk. Otherwise I'm doing everything especially when she's cutting cause her libido goes to shit.

>>41608396
she's a real stunner. thank you m8

>>41606511
GADZOOOKS!

>>41609423
>>41609279

He's right, it's not gyno, just a decent amount of fat over a mediocre amount of muscle

>>41611823
qeqe

>>41609423
I wouldn't cut if I were you. Don't cut until people can tell you work out while wearing a size L T-shirt. Good indicator that your appropriated enough mass

>>41602379

>implying I don't do quarter reps and water fast

>>41602497
>what they lack in the boob department they more than make up for it downstairs if you know what I mean
message received loud and clear my man, you mean their huge throbbing cocks, right?

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>>41611823
I love to see what you look like if that's mediocre to you.

>>41611850
Nobody's cutting. I answered his question. He asked how to get rid of subcutaneous fat near the nipples that make them puffy (assuming it's not gyno).

>>41611659
6' bruh. Dat forward high.

Current gf who I'm probably gonna marry is 5'11. Got a thing for tall blondes I guess.

>>41613441
lucky you, you made it
why do you wanna marry her though

>>41613565
We've been together for 3 years almost. She's super smart and chill and attractive. Has a masters in finance and has made me so much better. I don't get blackout 3 nights a week like I used to, and many more reasons.

Also she has super cool family and a hot mom, so she's going to be hot too. I wish to procreate with this woman.

>>41603173
Sauce anon please

>>41606511
who dis?

>>41612438
goal body,

Mirin

>>41609192
Mirin belt anon

>>41613750
why would you get married in 2017?

>>41602203
Apparently they're all oversexed, underfucked tiny snatched cuntlets with huge clits and absolutely no sexual stamina.
So after about 10 or so minutes of them being hard core into it and being very active, riding, sucking like there's no tomorrow, throwing that pussy back..they'd be completely done and just become a living real doll with a permanently turned on "orgasm" function to fuck as hard and as long as one would want and

Even if I wanted to fuck one it would be like trying to shove my dick into a four sizes too small ona hole.
Yeah I get off on the idea of dominating one and showing that for all of their effort in the gym and gear and muscle that the'yre still just a woman. A couple of tight wet holes for me to fuck and pump a load in.

But goddamn.
I'll just stick to normal women and the kind of slutty chicks who're willing to try or can handle something that's fairly large downstairs.

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>>41602345
cardio = stamina
muscle = lift weights

please learn this desu

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>>41615734
>Yeah I get off on the idea of dominating one and showing that for all of their effort in the gym and gear and muscle that the'yre still just a woman.

>>41602548
is her clit large?

>>41616267
How is that edgy?

>>41614294
Jujimufu

>>41603173
>her

i'm almost certain this is Clay Mathews

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>>41602203
Fuck how do I get a core like that?

>>41602203
>>41606511
They probably fart and poop more from all the protein and milk. Imagine a protein fart in your face while she's riding you.

>>41617930
cx

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>tfw no muscular martial arts gf
I really need to get me one.

>>41617113
Anything that SJWs don't like, they call edgy.

>>41620047
>getting beat up whenever she gets pissed at you

i don't think that's a good idea anon

>>41620123
>implying I wouldn't like it

>>41620123
We don't live in a cartoon world, anon.

She's not going to commit an act of domestic violence because you got her the wrong sushi or something. Time to stop watching anime.

>>41620047
Gee I never thought I'd say this but her huge abdominals are a turn on. What kind of a person is /fit/ turning me into?

>>41620197
A man with superior taste.