>tfw just got out of prison . >tfw almost everyone there

Increased test makes destroys your hairline

>>41590818
Bald guys are naturally more intimidating, as someone here once said, bald men have nothing more to lose.

>>41590847
Men don't care about hair, it doesn't affect anything like it would if a woman lost her hair

>>41590818
What were in prison for?

>>41590883
Fapping in public

>>41590818

How can all you niggers in prison stay in shape when the food is so low in protein?

>>41590883
Assaulting bootyholes

>>41590883
I stole a car and beat up the driver, I purposely went to prison because I couldn't afford my rent and food to eat and it was easier to just go to prison and get free food and free shelter

>>41590901
It's not that bad the food I could afford before I went to prison was worse than what they gave me there and is one of the main reasons I went to prison

>tfw job was so shitty I went to prison so I didn't have to work and still be poor and hungry

>>41590915
I know a few people who had enough of working and having all there money go towards rent and bills so they went to jail for free food etc

>>41590915
>>41590930
>>41590971
wow this is the niggest thing I've ever heard

Why not work to get a better job that pays more money, rather than finding a quick, temporary fix that cripples your career options for life?

>>41590971
Yeah I live in ontario canada and the wages arent even close to what you need to live off of, you'd have to work 24/7 just to live semi comfortable because the cost of living here is outrageous

>>41590998
The only jobs I can do only pay 12-14 dollars an hour which doesn't cut it here because cost of everything is so high

>>41590998
Wealthy rich kid detected

Some people dont have the luck to get a livable wage job so they're stuck busting there ass to still be poor so they just go to jail for free rent and shit

>>41591040
Iktf bro I've actually considered going to jail or becomeing homeless because the rent is too.expensive in this damn country . I had to move back with my parents because I had enough of working for 3 weeks just to pay rent

>>41590998
>just get a high paying job bro

it's not easy to find a job that pays a wage you can live off of

>>41591121
I've been looking for a job all week and nothing pays more than 14 an hour which isn't enough to live off because that's what I made before I decided to go to prison

>>41590998
because they are retarded. do you even need to ask? they are more concerned with looking cool then security for their future

>>41591163
maybe graduate highschool next time moran

>>41591064
Yes everyone who is not a rich kid needs to decide sometime in their life do I go to jail for free food or do I work for a living

>>41591176
>tells guy to graduate high school
,>can't even spell moron correctly

>>41590818
It is the test levels, being surrounded by dudes all the time in a high tension environment does that.
However
>correlating prison and being badass
You're not a badass if you got caught faggot.

>>41591170
Actually no it had nothing to do with "being cool" it was because I was broke and couldn't afford rent and food so I decided to go to prison so I could have free shelter and food over the winter, prisons better than freezing or starving and its kind of fun provided you aren't a beta bitch boy

Testosterone makes you lose hair eventually

>>41591192
I got caught on purpose, read the thread

>>41591197
You are a leech to the system and a failure. Many have gone through what you have including myself and didnt do something that stupid. Theres no excuse, so just shut up

>>41591188
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>>41590915
Holy shit I think I'm going to do this

>tfw backbreaking labor all day
>tfw still poor as fuck

Prison would honestly be better than this shit life of poverty

>>41591222
Maybe if this country paid a livable wage people wouldn't have to resort to going to prison to stay sheltered and fed, I couldn't believe how many guys in there did the same as me and went on purpose

>>41591040
Then move you stupid fuck.
>>41591064
>>41591121
Not the original faggot, but you guys are dead wrong.

I dropped out of highschool at 16 and my parents essentially disowned me. I was homeless for about a year and fell into some pretty bad drug habits and relationships for about 2 years after that. I went and applied for jobs, tried to hold my head up and got spat in the face, but eventually I got a fucking job. I stayed where I could and saved up cash til I could afford better, better housing, better food, and better clothing. It sucked. But I never once leeched off of the people in my community, you have to completely lack pride and respect to do that kind of shit. If 12/hr doesn't pay your bills, move, or get a second job. You only need to sleep 7 hours a day. If you want better you work harder. The same applies to fitness. Do you expect everyone else in the gym to move your fucking arms and legs for you just because you're tired and you can't afford the best pre workout? No, you fucking pussy, you get up and STRIVE.

Fucking losers.

>boohoo the gubmint keeping me down
>boohoo my city keeping me down
>boohoo big business keeping me down

You are the only person failing yourself.

>>41591251
So you're a socialist now? I used to live in Wyoming where the minimum wage was close to $6. I lived in a car with no engine and did Mturk on the library's computer so I could get enough money for good clothes for other interviews. Then you have retards in these threads who are borderline proud that they assaulted some innocent person so they could go to county jail for their free gruel. 100 years ago you would probably die in prison from malnutrition. Unbelievable how juvenile this board is, it surprises me every day

>>41591277
6$ in the US goes way farther than 6 dollars in canada, everything here is expensive as fuck

Top kek

You know canada is a shit country when people can't afford rent and food so they go to fucking jail lmao

>>41591297
In Canada you have a much higher minimum wage. We are dealing with canadian dollars, everything is adjusted for the cost of living, learn some economics.

>>41591277
Quality of life in prison is better than being in the real world desu, it's not like in the movies where you get raped and eat gross food and you always know you'll be fed well everyday and your heat and water will never get cut off

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>>41591263
Fuck off ya skinflute prodigy.

You don't owe society shit, and society don't owe you shit. Nobody is waiting with a gold medal for being a good boy who does things the hard way. Politicians bully you for and squander your tax dollars without a care in the world. Who gives a fuck if you at least profit from the shakedown?

Better it goes to feed me than giving a tranny a free dick.

>>41591338
Speak for yourself faggot.
Being homeless was much better than the stint I spent in prison. If you can't appreciate fresh air and sunlight then you truly are a worthless retard.

>>41591338
There's literally so many flaming homo sluts in jail you don't need to rape anybody.

>>41591234
Some years ago there was a local news story about an old man who handed a bank teller a note demanding $100, then went outside to wait for the cops. He told them he just lost his job and was a couple years away from when he could collect retirement, so he opted to go to prison to wait it out

>>41591343
I don't disagree with your argument about the politicians and trannies, but atleast I'm more of a man than you'll ever be you bottom feeding pussy.

I stand on my own two feet, while you need crutches.

>>41591343
Your retreat to edgelord posting in absence of any real defense is as transparent as your cell windows

>>41591352
Fuck that I like the free rent, food, electricity etc it's better than doing soul crushing work 10 hours a day just to eat and pay rent

I'm happier in prison than in the real world because I'm not wealthy enough to enjoy real life

>>41591375
>wealthy enough to enjoy real life

You have no concept of the real world.

>>41591188
That was the joke, moran.

>>41591391
To do pretry much anything you need money, life is all about money. If you don't have enough your life will be shit because everything comes down to having money

>tfw walked around town today
>tfw see people walking out of restaurants and stores
>tfw I don't have the privilege of going to restaurants or buying things because no money

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>>41591251
>I literally can't afford to live here my country sucks so much boohoo

so fucking move or kill yourself you stupid nigger

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Male pattern baldness, especially in younger males, is caused by excess dihydrogentestosterone in the scalp, a form of test at least 5 times more potent than normal test.
>go bald at 20
>realise you have natty tren in your
>yfw

>>41591369
Blah blah blah. Stop it with the trad-con bullshit. A man is a man.

Some men just understand that getting ahead in life is easy when you aren't holding yourself back with abstract bullshit. Some men are natural slaves who think there's something inherently noble about being a cuck.
>>41591374
I'm not edgy

>>41591429
>implying that "real life" is eating in fancy restaurants and buying things

You deserve to die in the concrete hel you've created for yourself. I backpacked for most of the time I was homeless, learned what to eat, how to fish and garden and do all sorts of shit that doesn't cost anything. And don't even give me that shit that the Canadian wilderness is so unforgiving. I lived through Minnesota Winters like that and had a time up in Alaska where shit is way more expensive and hard to come by than in your socialist shithole.

>>41591478
Canadas actually more expensive than Alaska m8

>>41591474
You're the cuck, confined to small spaces without the freedom to do as you please, while I get to roam the fucking wilds and fuck WOMEN. Are you really in a position to call someone a cuck when you opt to lock yourself in a building with nobody but men?

>>41591497
I paid 8 USD for a gallon of milk. Let's do some math.
>1 USD is 1.3 CAD
>8USD is 10.4 CAD
>a gallon of milk in Ontario costs roughly 8 CAD
>you do the rest

So no, you're wrong.

>>41590915
And they said blacks arent the problem

>>41591499
>implying you can fuck women when you're not in high school unless you're wealthy and have a car

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>>41591499
I'm not the retarded prisonfag

>>41590998
>NEETS from /pol/ actually believe this

>>41591527
I'm white

>>41591528
Implying I don't fuck a different slut every other week without a car and never spending more than 20 when hanging out with a girl.

Your shit social skills aren't an excuse.

>>41591541
Black detected

>>41591537
Well trying to support his dumbass makes you just as bad, cumwad.

>>41591556
See you have 20 dollars to spend on whatever you want while all mine goes to rent,bills and food. Owning a car is so far out of my budget that I just accept I'll never have one and live a normal life

>>41591540
Normal, adjusted people KNOW this.

>>41591582
>20 dollars every other week is having money to do whatever I want with

You are so fucking delusional.

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>>41591528
Are you drunk? Women only care about money if they want a beta provider.

If you make her pussy wet that bitch with be your ATM, chauffeur, and maid. Get real nigga.

>>41591608
I don't have any money left over to buy things for myself, I can't even buy shoes and my soles starting to fall off them

Just sell weed

>>41591621
Then you need to MOVE or PRIORITIZE you stupid fuck. Don't tell me you can't fucking walk. I've hitched into different states no problem, there's no reason you can't do the same if things are so fucking terrible for you.
Fuck you're pathetic.

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It's scary how much I can relate to the OP with the having no money problems and not being able to enjoy life because of not having any left over money for fun

>>41591654
The real world isn't a fun place unless you've got money to do things

>>41591654
A park doesn't cost money you nigger. Hiking doesn't cost money. Swimming doesn't cost money. Good friends don't cost money. If none of those are near you, MOVE.
No excuses you fucking losers.

>>41591695
>thinks you can hangout with friends and not spend money

Alcohol and food cost money m8

There are some really nice prisons in my country, TVs, limited computer access, gym and even a pool. If I was guaranteed to get into one of those I'd do what OP did desu.

>>41591715
I had a tv in my cell and I watched tv a lot and didn't even have to pay cable bill each month like in the real world

>>41591714
Why the fuck do you need alcohol and food to hang out with friends? Get better friends.

>>41591727
how was the food?

>>41591730
Because that's what adults do, you sit around listening to music and drink and eat food. Doing pretty much anything costs money

>>41591738
Was pretty good man, when I went in I was 130lbs at 6'1" because I couldn't afford to eat properly and I got out 8 days ago and I was 215lbs

>>41591782
Forgot to add I was in for 9 months

>>41591782
Damn jail sounds good for bulking

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>>41590915
Yes I'm so sure you did it "on purpose" to "go to jail for a break."

Is that what you spent the past 4 years telling yourself? Is that how you rationalized this? Pathetic. People are such self-serving pieces of fucking shit, you wouldn't admit you're a giant thieving garbage human being even when it's completely obvious.

You know you wanted to get away with that car without any trouble, but you were too dumb to do so. After you got arrested you told yourself "WELL I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED LOL"

>>41591744
>drinking, eating junk food and listening to music is now an "adult" past time
I did that shit in highschool, fuck outta here.
I already listed shit that doesn't cost money, that are REAL hobbies, not your lazy sit around bullshit. You and your friends are dumbfucks.

>>41591856
No actually I was about to be evicted and I had no place to go and my job paid like shit so I decided to go back to prison for free food and rent, I've been in 7 times now

>>41591833
I eat way better food when I'm in prison

>>41591894
Can you watch anime in prison?

>>41591012
So pick up and move. It's not like you're really keeping your options open by getting thrown in jail. You're probably in debt just from the court costs alone, and now you'll never be able to get a job you pay that debt off, instead of getting into debt moving somewhere at least with some hope of recovering. As a Canadian, you should be able to subside on Molson and whatever you find in the wildness on your way to a better life. For shame.

>>41591163
>all week
Holy fuck you're trying real hard there. It's not like you can work those shitty jobs and keep looking or anything.

>A FUCKING WEEK.
Do you give up lifting after no progress in a week?

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>>41590915
i can respect this

>>41591324
Minimum wage increase doesn't outweigh the lower overall purchasing power. $3-5 extra p/h doesn't make any difference when a dollar goes so much further in the US https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purchasing_power_parity

That's not even factoring in median house price, which is 2-3x more than the US

>>41591369
>but atleast I'm more of a man than you'll ever be

PLEASE kill yourself, i HATE and cannot possibly respect self righteous high nosed faggots like you, as a dude who was jumping between youth shelters and a turbulent non loving home between 16-21 i refuse to believe a proud faggot like u has been homeless

personally i had to do a night in jail before getting diversion and having to so therapy and all this other bs for a year, but if op thinks jail is the best for him, you are NOBODY to judge. i didnt meet ONE high nosed faggot while homeless, its mostly troubled teens who were forced to be humble and ppl with fucked up lives

off urself faggot u wouldnt speak like that if u knew what it was like to experience those things

but yeah dude go pay your taxes and work rly hard, im sure u feel the need to support and be apart of society as a ex homeless youth k whatever u say bud

>>41590818
>Do bald guys have more test which makes them more aggressive?
Hair mites. google it.

>>41593117
I've been out of prison 8 days you idiot did you even read the thread?

>>41593689
why dont u just get on bux? OW and odsp exist, you know

R E AL hard shitposting life sentence neets god forsaken lift too

I wish you'd try to car back me OP you fucking fag. If anything I'd unlock my car door if i saw you coming at me just so you could open the door and i could put to in your chest you fucking retard nigger.

>>41591338
>Quality of life in prison is better than being in the real world desu
Never been to county or prison LARPer confirmed

>>41593850
You wouldn't do shit, easy to talk tough online but we both know in real life you would pussy out and Probably cry as you handed over the keys nigger

>>41591234
Join the military instead.

>>41590863
>Men don't care about hair
yeah, they also don't care about height. KEK

>>41591064
A felony isn't going to make getting a proper job easier.

>>41593643
Wow u r very mad

>>41593850
GRRRR LE ANGRY MAN WHAT AN ALPDA xD
do you also visit le rEd pILl on leddit m'good sir