Lately I've been getting into yoga and I absolutely love

I deal with this shit too dude, I do not need some 45 year old milf speaking to me in sanskrit and shit

I basically just treat their rambling and namaste shit as like part of the meditation, like i have to not let that distract my mind or my breathing by letting it piss me off.

>>41590283
Do you namaste back, or participate in the ohms, or do the loud as fuck exhalations?

>>41590238
Headphones?

>>41590332
I want to follow instruction and participate with the class... I just need a method to reconcile / filter out the bullshit.

Also do they actually believe it? They say so much nonsense that can easily be disproven. Why?

>>41590346
Just follow exactly what the instructor is doing with headphones on, after a few times you'll learn you routine and can chill with your music while looking at butts.

>>41590330
helll no

>>41590346
>>41590283

dude I wanted to know that too.. asked my mo who is really into it about it, she started talking about auras, crystals and manifesting dude.

>>41590238
if you sit in the very back it is incredibly obvious what you're doing, and it will be off-putting to the women

at the very least, be two rows from the back.

I always do yoga before charging up my JO crystal with my bros

>>41590238
Are you fucking kidding?

YOU'RE ON /FIT/ FOR FUCKS SAKE

and you are asking how to fucking filter out shit in yoga?

You need help with filtering out shit

And you think this is a good place to ask?

What the fuck are you doing here?

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Is there a lot of QTs there?

a-asking for a friend

>>41591283
Many QTs, my dude.

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>>41592675
fugg

>>41591265
chill

Bumping. I'm surprised more fitfags don't do yoga. There was only 1 other guy in my class today. About 3 milfs, 1 gilf, and at least a dozen fuckable QTs.

Y'all are missing out.

I feel like it would be awkward to be surrounded by that many asses. They're not oblivious, they know 99% of the reason guys are there is to scheme. I'd think they'd brand you a disgusting sex monster unless you were a Chad.

how much does yoga cost in your area? here every class is $20 per person. No idea why so many women pay for it, the only reason I see not to do it by myself is to stare at asses

>>41590346
Just get into it like the rest of the class. Nobody will make fun of you.

>>41593942
That sounds about right. My health insurance covers it at select locations, one is a yoga school, that's where the QTs go. The other is a very fancy luxury day spa... Usually only baby boomers but the quality of instruction is much better at the day spa. So I go to the day spa to relax and the yoga school for ass. It's all free.

are chakras real? i heard one chakra cures autism

>>41593942
>every class is $20 per person
Wait, you have to PAY for yoga?
Bruh fuck that shit then, if I want to look at a 7/10 ass I can do it for free by walking down the street at any time

>>41593980
Nothing in life is free my dude.

>>41590238
We have a death metal yoga here. Its exactly what it sounds like. Do yoga poses to blaring music that would give your grandma a heart attach. No lame instructor vibes.

>>41594031
That sounds quite terrible. I'm not sure the quality yoga ass I've become accustomed to would patronize such a place.

I actually dig the gong sounds very much.

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>>41593942

>$20 for a yoga class

My monthly membership fee is $25 - $20 per class is fucking insane.

I basically want a nihlist yoga studio. No wu-wu bullshit, basically someone explaining what to do, and explaining the science behind it in a clear and concise way. I don't want them to sound excited, I want them to sound purposeful. I think that'd be a great way to have yoga. Alas, ?I think maybe there is only a market for the wu-wu bullshit.

>>41592675
>>41591283
Really? I feel like if I signed up it would be a sausage fest of people who are all looking for qts