>hey anon, do you want a bite? >wh-what do you mean "too

>>41588060
Yeah, I want a bite. Everyone knows to get big you gotta eat big.

Ill take a bite, we gonna burn that off later anyway

>>41588068
yeah read the sticky bitch

Why am I wasting my money on ice Cream?

*smirks slightly*

theres a reason i look like i do and you look like you do.

>>41588060
>No, it makes my semen taste rancid.

>>41588060
>carbs are evil
Found the dyel

>>41588112
autism detected

>>41588060
I mean I already have enough cavities you dumb cunt.

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>>41588060
>implying carbs are not the most anabolic macronutrient in food
>implying carbs are what actually makes you recover at the speed of light

You must be the stupidest nigger alive

>implying I would EVER date a girl like that

kek

>implying I'm going to share a spoon with you

>>41588307
>Trying to weasel in basic sugars with complex carbs
Either you're a fatty fatty fuck fuck, or just plain stupid.

Also, protein is the most anabolic. You're thinking catabolic when it comes to carbs. They're literally just an energy source, building (anabolism) and storing it as fat isn't ideal in fitness, you dumbass. However building (anabolism) muscle from protein and it's AA components is ideal.

>>41588060
>black hair
>blue eyes
>freckles
This looks like the female version of me

>>41588516
pics or it didnt happen
are you pretty?

>>41588516
blue eyes look beta as fuck on a male but they are so hot on a female

>>41589081
>t. jealous spic

Too many carbs? Not at all, you mean the wrong carbs...

>>41588462
You do realize insulin spikes combat cortisol right? This is why they recommend it post workout. And sorry but your body needs other sources of energy than just protein if that's what you're implying...

>>41589081
lol

>>41589081

what about hot felon?

>>41588112
this seems like an anime trope where some guy is underestimating some other guy for something and the other guy is about to unleash his power on the other guy

>>41589112

>not being part of the green eyes master race

stay mad beta pleb

>>41588060
yeah, Im gonna bite your pussy so hard you will menstruate, again.

>>41589134
I don't think you understood anything I wrote. I said protein is the most important anabolic macro, so if anything I'm taking about expending energy, not acquiring it (that would be catabolism). All I said was this guy is an idiot if he thinks carbs are more anabolically important than protein, when carbs go through anabolism to become fat stores, not muscle.

>>41589081
ah...ok bud
>tfw never be aryan

>>41588060
Is that chocolate with chocolate chips? No thanks I'll get my own.

>>41588060
2 many freckles would no befriend.

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>>41589081
>being this jealous of Aryans traits

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What is the point of these threads?
Is it like the "W-why don't you want me in you country? *cries*" threads on /pol/?

>>41588060
women know what carbs are, they do diets all the time

>>41588462
Insulin spikes promote anabolism nig nog

>>41588060
No, thank you. I can't eat ice cream (lactose intolerant) and don't like blueberries.

>>41588060
It does NOT fit my macros

I really want to know what the people making these threads look like.

>eating animal products

not vegan, would not fug

>>41593739

They have the thickest of neckbeards.

>>41588060
I'm on keto diet and desu if something as legit as OP is posting happened, I'd just take the hit and delve in. So what she fucks my diet up a little bit? I'm otherwise a saint fuck it this is what living is about.

Just a bite? Dude, give me the whole thing. I trained back today, I need the fuckin' cals.

>>41593866
>gains goblin

>>41588112
*teleports behind you*

I'd grab her and stick the ice cream up her snatch before eating the dribbling melt as it flows out like a nice chunky creampie

>>41589081
Nigger located

>>41588369
your standards are pretty fucking high

>>41588112
>*smirks slightly*
>theres a reason i look like i do and you look like you do.

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>>41588112
Top fucking kek. Quality sarcasm

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>doesn't make every date day a cheat day
Nigga please, took some bitch to pizza hut, ordered a small and she ordered a medium, but couldn't finish it. Then she ordered those brownies(after she said she was full) and ate half of them, and offered me the rest.

dieting/getting fit < women < wrestlemania < Jesus

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>>41595297
>jesus

>>41588060
I hate these """autistic conversation""" threads
Being weirded out by "too many carbs" sounds so unrealistic and even then you could just explain what you mean nothing wrong about that
But then again I forget that I'm on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum
But let's assume a girl actually feels weirded out
Then either ask her why she is so embarassingly nervous about what you said
Or
Realize she is borderline retarded and leave

>>41595339
>Realize she is borderline retarded
Well, it IS a woman you're talking to.

>>41595297
Thanks for using a trip :^]

>>41595297
The more I read this post the "better" it gets.

>>41591740
implying freckles arent cute

>>41588112
I hope you're trolling. Still cringed hard.

>>41589081
Not at all. If your facial features look beta, that's that. But blue eyes are many times more attractive than dark brown.

>>41593866
Living isnt about giving in to your desires fag

>>41588060
Just looking at the thumbnail she doesn't look *that* good but Jesus those freckles makes me want to go jerk it for the third time tonight.

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>>41588060

>BEGONE WITH THOSE CARBS THOT

>>41589081
Imagine being this deluded

>>41588060
"Greater than sign implying vanilla isn't superior."

>>41588060
It means that I don't like to eat sugar

>>41588112
whats up with the autism lately
is it getting popular or something?