Does anyone know how do I give myself a fever? I've heard

Stfu and go to school you piece of shit.

buy a pack of tobacco, then boil it for a while, drain it through a coffee filter and drink the liquid that came through the filter.
Should give you a good fever for a day or 2

>>41585814
>>41585814
You'll do better if you use a strong chewing tobacco. You can actually make "fever pills" by setting the liquid in a pot and putting it on a low heat (very low) for a while, just evaporate the water off. Then you can put the remaining resin into those capsules (the little plastic seeming ones) and seal them up. Take one wheber you need a fever.

>>41585783
It's probably a reservist trying to get out of PT.

Truly America 's champions, not every hero wears a cape

>>41584417
Go to the gym, get to locker rooms, get on all fours and lick the floor. Then head to a shower and neck yourself with someones belt

>>41586601
>get on all fours
>and lick the floor
I thought you were gonna...

>>41584417

Eat tobacco. Cigarettes or chewing tobacco, does not matter. Grunts do it in the army all the time to get off some shitty thing they don't want to do.

regards 2nd lt spurdo spörde prörä :DDD:D:DDD

>>41584417
find a sick person and drink their spit

>>41584417
wtf is this shit a new meme?

Still intrigued btw

More like Bieber fever

>>41584417
I've heard eating raw potatoes will give you one.

>>41588729
Doesn't work just tastes like shit

>>41584417
Walk around your neighborhood and eat every dog turd you see

A 9mm bullet to the head works like a charm, trust me OP

>>41586661
Everyone do the dinosaur?

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>>41584417
airtight I'll bite. Why

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>>41586587
>Malingerers.

Absolutely disgusting.