>good morning anon! Did you apply for your summer classes

>>41584053
What a sweet mom

>>41584053
Sure thing, mom.
Whats for breakfast?

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I'll show you "mad milking"

>>41584053
>Haha thanks Mom I guess those things ARE pretty unhealthy for me
>Thanks for being great to me all my life, yknow? I don't feel like I say it enough...you've always given me unconditional love which is more than I could ever ask for, and even when I think you're nagging or being smothering it's just you looking out for me
>Thanks for paying for all my food and housing and raising me and giving birth to me and never abusing me and buying me video games and pretty much anything I actually need my entire life

>>41584138
I need to go see my mom and dad. They are going to die one day.

>>41584138
damn I gotta hug my mom before I leave for college

My mom wouldn't throw out my creatine, she would probably try it with her pre workout shit she drinks.

I'd call her cunt for implying I would waste money on a community college, fuck her for treating me like I was born with an extra zone.

Also milk is gross.

>>41584138
Anon... Thanks I'm going to hug my mom tommorow and visit more often

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fuck you mom
kill yourself mom
I don't even love you
I only live here because it's free
and you wonder why dad left your sorry ass

>>41584138

Abuse comes in many forms.

>>41584053
>leave home and move overseas earlier in the year after having been back living at home for a bit
>on the phone to me mum
>"The coffee beans and leftovers from dinner seem to be lasting a lot longer Anon!"

>>41584546
Back to tumblr.

>>41584138
I moved out and have my own family. Mom still comes over to cut my grass and spend time with the family ever since my dad died.

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>>41584505
Bad move anon.

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anyone else have a jewish mom you have a bad relationship with, and also a milf fetish?

>>41584546
>mom throws out creatine
This
Is
A b u s e

>>41584505
"Wow, I'm gonna use my one (1) life to pretend to be edgy in front of people I don't know and will never meet!!!1!!!1!!"

>>41584053
lol
my mom actually threw out my creatine while i was at uni because she thought it was steroids

J U S T

shit is fucking expensive

>>41586481
Send my regards and tell your mom she's a fucking idiot

My mom would probably forbid me from buying the stuff like "if you want the gains then work harder"
Never letting me do things the easy way. I love me mum

>>41586296
Kek, your mom's a cuck.

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>So sweetie, are you still doing your Mad milk diet?

>>41587241
No l'm a vegan now:)