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>Be me
>Be lifting a lot lately, just graduated, life is going good.
>Go out to brunch today with other undergrad friends.
>Feel a lump on the back of my knee, it's clothes.
>Pretty sure it's a pair of socks that got stuck in my jeans when I did the laundry and I didn't notice when I put them on.
>Tell friends, lol pull out the socks to show them.
>Pull out a bluish thong that I had stolen from my female roomate last week to fap to, in the middle of the restaurant.
>Everyone WTF face me.
>Almost put them back in my pocket, end up "throwing them away" in the bathroom.
>Sitting in my apartment now, thinking I should run away before they tell my roommate the story and everyone finds out I stole her panties.
>They make my ass look great.
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>>41581753
Post ass nigga wtf
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>>41581753
How would they know they're her panties?
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>>41581764
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>>41581753
>Oh hey (roommate) I think something of yours got left in the dryer.
Hopefully you have a washer/dryer.
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>>41581764
They don't. They tell her the story when we hangout later, she's going to figure out that their hers if they describe.
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Jokingly say they make your ass look great and you wanted to try them on.
Sounds better than stealing for fap material
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>>41581812
>hey I'm not just a pervert I'm a faggot tranny pervent!
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>>41581797
Just say you put it with your laundry by accident somehow or some shit,considering you were the one to pull it off your pants i doubt she would connect it to you using it to jacking of
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>>41581825
Well he's not going around wearing them all the time, just curious. It'll get a laugh more than the fap thing.
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>>41581753
lol just say they are another girls dumbass
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