I have 2 lipomas. How much weight would I lose if I removed

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>>41576760

How much do they weigh

>>41576768
fuck if i know

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>>41576773

Give me just a rough estimate. You must have some idea. You won't be judged here even if they weigh like 6 grams each

>>41576787
They're right next to my lower hip, one ontop of another. How am I supposed to weight them?

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Do it and deliver faggot

>>41576760
300 to 500 gram depending on the size. Also don't fuck around. Get a doctor to do it. You can get infections, sepsis, you can rupture big blood vessels. Also if you don't remove all cleanly there is really no point.

>>41576953
Don't listen this gainz goblin

>>41576760
Can't you just squeeze the stuff out? The fat or whatever the shit is that comes out smells horribly rancid though

youll probably lose blood too, so count that towards weight lost as well

>>41576760
maybe like 4 ounces?

>>41577289
Thats a cyst or boil. Not lypomas

>neighbors cat keeps coming around the porch
>bf tells me he's been doing it for the last ten days
>heart sinks
>call the sheriff for a safety check
>he can hear alarm clock going off
>busts in door
>immediately hit with a hint of putrifaction
>take cat to vet
>25 lypomas, all of them irritated from being chewed at
>wants $1500 for removal
>bf all up in arms "we NEED to take care of teh poor kitteh!!"
>knock the cat out with xanax
>on and off purring and doesn't even respond to being stuck with a stick
>shave the cat
>betadine
>scalpel
>sutures
>cone of shame
>cat wakes up from stupor in cage
>bf comes home and beats on me for doing surgery on the cat.
>"the cats going to hate you for the rest of its life!!!"
>mfw when the cat follows me when I walk to the store
>mfw the cat only sleeps on my lap
>mfw the cat sleeps with me on my pillow

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>>41579044
>mfw
>doesnt post face

>>41579044
>>bf comes home and beats on me for doing surgery on the cat
I hope you broke up with him for that horse shit.

>>41579044
wait, i don't understand this story. Like i get the surgery part, but can you explain these bits?

>neighbor's cat keeps coming around the porch for ten days
>call sheriff for safety check
>alarm clock?
>hint of putrifaction after door is busted open (whose door?)

>>41579145
Bruh the lady who owned the cat was obviously old and died, hence the cat coming over for food and shit.

>>41579168
ok thanks that makes sense. So I guess the cat's lipomas were unrelated to the death of its owner?

>>41579044
Fags are not welcome

>>41579044
are you trying to imply that OP is a cat?