>TFW lost the key to my bikelock >Can no longer use the

lmao you lost your key so you just left your bike chained up for eternity?

hahahaha

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>>41572579

I bought a bike to ride to work and the gym, but I don't know how to ride one and my balance and entire being is utter shite. I almost fall down just standing up, I'm a fucking physical retard. Waste of my money fuck

>>41572720
You don't know how to ride a fucking bike?

>>41572731
Yeah, almost 21. I'm a big sheltered fucking pussy man. No license, either.

>>41572545
Buy a hacksaw bitch

>>41572861
>get arrested trying to steal your own bike

>>41572545
Just run to the gym then faggot. Whatever it takes

>>41572814
you don't need a license for a bike lmao

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>that one time I biked 30 minutes home uphill after squats/dead lifts and a spinning class
Never fucking again, biking can fuck off

>>41572861
I still wont have a bikelock and a nigger will steal my bike.

>>41572893
I meant drivers license. I haven't even started working on it, that's why I bought the bike. I'll probably just walk to work I guess

>>41572898
How was DA DOMZ?

>>41572814
It's okay. Just try. Try your best.

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>>41572937
w-what?

>>41572814
For fuck's sake anon learn how to ride a bike.
Pay one of your friends to waste two hours of their lives helping you in a park somewhere.

>>41573013
I'm too embarrassed and ashamed of myself to fuck up that badly in front of other people. I'm just going to grind in a parking lot at night when I have time.
>>41572952
Thank you

>>41572861
Why do they call it a hacksaw if you don't hack with it?