>tfw you realize you're not getting fit, you're

Learn to ask for cash upfront and you'll be fine.

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Which gym lad? Asking for a friend.

>>41548406
What do you mean...?

>>41548563
It's in Ohio.

>>41548673
You might as well be getting payed for it.

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>>41548381
You out bench someone

>>41548381
>W-what do I do lads? Do I stop it? How?
500mg of Test-E weekly
>>>/fraud/

>>41548381
Lift heavier

>>41548685
Paid for...what exactly?

>>41548381
>tfw trying to get a manly body
>literally all gains went to my ass and legs
>no body hair
>nipples getting pinkier

JUST

>>41548787
Selling qt 3.14 trap booty ofcourse

>>41548563
L O N D O N
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Will any of you date someone with a very femenine body but a normal masculine face?

>>41548802
I do NOT sell by "booty."

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>>41548825
Maybe, post boipussy so we can give a definitive answer

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>>41548825
>>41548935
Hows this?

>>41548972
Cute, can I give you a pat on your head anon?

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>>41548972
are you wearing a wig?

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>>41549009
Yeah it's a wig. I've been fighting a bit of gender confusion lately and I was surprised to see how decent I looked as a girl.

>>41548981
sure anon <3

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>>41548972
You look adorable anon

>>41548972
A+ senpai

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>>41549051
Just know that there are men who would kill for your chin
>also why are there so many traps on /fit/ go to /fa/

>>41548972
2017 and there's a whole generation of men doing this shit. What went wrong?

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>>41549069
Is /fa/ actually good for crossdressing posts? I just have a huge fear of posting and people finding out I enjoy crossdressing though. I don't know why it bothers me so much, but I've tried to tell a few of my friends about it and they just totally think I'm weird or transgender.

.... sometimes I just want to be a cute girl? Does that really make me so strange
:[

>>41549075
It's from all the xenoestrogens in our food and water. Someday we'll all succumb to its effects and the world will be run by qt3.14 traps.

This truly is the best timeline.

>>41549117
it's pretty gay there and they also have the skeleton threads

>>41549117
Nah it's okay anon and sometimes us totally straight guys would like to fuck a fem boi who wants to be a cutie girl totally acceptable and not gay.

>cute trap only one state over.
Wew lad, I thought the Midwest was nothing but obese losers.

you know you're not fooling anyone right?

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>>41549117
Get your head checked faggot. You look like a dude in a wig.

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>>41549075
Proving that men are better at everything than women, including being women.

>what went wrong
Nothing

>>41548972
MARYLAND

>>41548381
you're a nice lad
dont squat tomorrow

>>41550717
But tomorrow was supposed to be Front Squats, Rows, Standing Presses, and Deadlifts....
What should I do instead?

>>41550801
Bench. You dont want to be trapmode right? Bench 3x a week until youre ottermode.

>>41550814
Should I replace something with bench, if so what? I can't possibly do JUST bench, I mean I'm no expert but I need other workouts. Should I also eat different? More carbs, meat, whey, milk?

>>41548972
Your chin could cut diamonds but aside from that not bad as far as manwomen go.

Deadlifts and some delt work should thiccen you up so you are unmistakably a real lad of a man

>>41550820
Dont be stupid anon, of course dont do JUST bench. Do bench mon wed fri and throw in a squat day and a deadlift day anywhere else. Every day you bench do 3-5 sets of curls for 8-12 reps and try to increase the weight over time.

As for eating, carbs and protein makes you big. but if youre skelly, just focus on getting your calories up first. Go to myfitnesspal, keep track of your daily intake and weight yourself every morning after getting up and taking a piss/shit and before you do anything else. Keep track of all the myfitnesspal shit and your weight in excel or google spreadsheets. If your weight isnt going up, you arent keeping track of your calories right. Measure everything you make, no bullshit guessing. If your lifts are going up and youre gaining weight, youre fine.

>>41549117
Holy fuck anon, you are extremely passable. With talent and looks like that I wouldn't give up on it just because people think it's "weird"

It is weird, but you just gotta find the people who like that type of weird.

>>41550820
I forgot to put in>>41550900
to do other upper body exercises on chest day aside from those, but what exercises is up to you because I dont want to be here all night typing. You could find strength theorys programs on his site, you have to sign up for an email newletter, but then you get them so just use a throwaway. Its worth it thats how I got my 3x bench program. /plg/ might have them in a pastebin or something too.

>>41548381
>the gym trap
go on.....

>>41550900
>>41550926
I see. I'll sign up for those and begin tracking. Thank you for your time and explanations. I'll also adjust my workouts accordingly and work on more bench and the curls as well as other chest workouts.

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>>41550938
Youll make it anon. Im not a chad or anything, but I hope my advice helps because its been working for me and im ottermode now. Pic related is my monthly chart for the last few months. I take the weekly averages and put them here for a more long term view. April was a rough month so I have to pick up the slack soon because my weight gain stalled.

>>41550935
It's the male cardio bunny. The trap that most or every gym has at least one of. Tight pants but with a feminine bulge. Tight ass, cute feet, a sweet flowery smell, usually girly hair. Abs you'd lick whipped cream off of.