>Be me, 18 years old >Have no game what so fucking ever

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>Be me, 18 years old
>Have no game what so fucking ever
>I fucked a really skanky girl that later became a whore
>I fucked a fatty, then a dry-spell for a year
>Summer after the last year of highschool
>I'm free, no job, no school, just gaming and chatting with like 25 women not in town nonstop on MSN for like 4 months
>Say hey to this presumed cutie that knows a friend that knows a friend
>We really hit it off
>Her profile pick on Facebook is distorted, can't see her face properly
>She is into gaming,, horror movies sci-fi, she hates immigrants is pretty much NatSoc, knows about Flashback-forum, the Swedish version of /pol/ really.
>We talk for like 4 months, we finally decides to meet up in October really.
>Still doesn't know how she looks like. but I'm falling for her hard
>We decide to meet at a subway-station with her friends, they are "going out"
>I'm too autistic and a shut-in to know what that implies
>We text a bit, I show up first, she lives a 15 minute walk from me, I show up first at the subway-station.
>They have been drinking, she said she was nervous over meeting finally over text.
>I hear voices, it's girl voices
>It's them
>I hide behind a car at the side walk
>So nervous, I puke.
>They are close, on the other side of the street
>No one is out, I see maybe 1 dude 200 feet from us
>I emerge
>I see 3 women. 2 Short, 1 chubby and 1 normal-thin
>The third is a 6 feet amazonian tall blonde, beautiful fucking 11/10 no-way that is her
>I approach from a cross the street
>She has seen some performances by my NSBM on youtube and recognizes me
>It is the amazonian
>She hugs me hard, it hurts. I hadn't discovered fit yet, I'm a little chubby even from all the junk food from the summer
>She hold me tight kisses me on the lips
>She says" Thank god you're taller than me"

So that is the story how I met my wife, been together for 8 years soon.

Now I'm living with her, working at a prison and finishing my bachelors and have a record-deal.

What about you fit?