Can I join the navy if I am basically in jahans-mode? Will

>>41547992
you won't make it past basic training, but sure you can enlist and see what happens

>>41547992
If you mean autism then no, i wouldn't recommend it

>>41548000
I thought they wouldnt even let you past meps?

>>41548009
he probably wouldn't but fatfags make it through sometimes

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go for it

>>41548000
>>41548009
my navy recuiter took one look at me and said i had a weight problem and the max weight for my height was 211

>>41548098
ex mavy fag here
youll never make it, they have cookies and reese piece cereal for breakfast to weed out the land whales like you

>>41547992
nigga the armed forces isn't a workout routine

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>>41547992
they will rape you
>http://www.gq.com/long-form/male-military-rape

>>41547992
I was pretty fit when I joined the army but when we took showers everyone was lined up naked waiting their turn and everyone else was tanned and had tattoos and i was pasty white so if you are fat then you will probably get a hard time.

>>41547992
i see plenty of fat sailors on base, I'm sure you could make it if you talked to a recruiter ahead of time and committed to some fitness fundamentals

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>>41548947
what the heck

>>41548947
>Illuminati
>Satanists
>Bill Gates
The fuck?

>Obama
Ben Garrison is utterly retarded

>>41549566
he actually posts on pol now afaik

literally the alex jones of cartoonists

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>>41549566
hey your right!
wanna see my mosquitos?

Yea I bet you could become a navy seal, because your literally look like a seal

>>41549654
my
sides

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>>41547992
No because they'll laugh at your micro penis.

>>41547992
>former marine here
>No idea what those faggots do, but I saw a fatty get anally penetrated with a broom handle once, a good 6 inches
>he wasn't very happy about it and decided to drop out

The military is for men, anon. If you're a fatty, you're not a man. Only time it's acceptable for a man to get fat is in middle age, post family-induced PTSD.

Ex Navy here, we have the weakest standards than any of the other branches, you can enlist and make it through boot if you're not a hyperemotive babby (>fat people in charge of emotions). You'll probably get weeded out do to PFA failures once you're in, but the sad fact is you can probably last two years+ in the service and still be a fat piece of shit.