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I fucked up /fit/
>be me
>/fit/ but lonely
>get home from early morning workout
>after protein decide to make steak
>steak already defrosted
>slab it on the counter
>look at a blankly, suddenly boner
>keep in mind I was /nofap/ for 2 weeks
>take out penis, diamond hard
>rub it on steak
>make incision with knife and ram into it with my cock, it goes through
>slam a meat pussy flashlight for a good 20 minutes
>ejaculate with the force of 20 horses
>tfw fucked a slab of steak
>mfw my cat stared in horror
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Grow up child pls go back to your /b/
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>>41541698
Enjoy explaining to ed why you have salmonella on your dick.
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>>41541698
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>>41541754
He stuck his dick in steak not salmon, did you even read the post?
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>>41541698
Include me in screencap!!!!! XDDDDD
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>>41541698
>>41542724
First day on fit, long time 4channer.
Thank you.
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>>41543333
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>>41541698
>being this much of a goy
Also include me in the screencap
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>>41543421
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>>41541698
Post a pic of the steak fleshlight
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>>41541698
Holy fucking shit I hope this is true.
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>>41541698
At least it does not count as fap.
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>>41541754
OP here, my penis is actually cold as shit and has some blood. I felt a stab at my dick I think it was from a bone
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>>41543800
Am outside right now will post pic of steak later; I threw it back in the freezer
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Did you at least eat it after?
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