>about to have sex with a girl in a few hours >haven't

>>41536938
Odorless Garlic + Vitamin C or a bulb of garlic. Seriously.
Ashwaghanda powder works amazingly too but you probably won't be able to find it in a couple of hours.

>>41536938
Korean ginseng helps supposedly

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just be yourself

>>41536957
>>41536967
I'll give it a shot

Either his works or I'm strapping a fucking wooden splint to my dick

>>41536938
just go down on her for 30minutes. Give her at least 7 orgasms using your fingers and tongue. if you can't do at least that you don't deserve anything in return.

why do you care if u cant even get it up?

I mean if u wanted to fuck her u would get a boner since u can't u obviously don't have sex drive, so if u DONT WANT TO FUCK HER why are u fucking crying about not being able to???

>>41536938
How old are you bro?

Listen to me, OP. Okay?

Strip buck naked in her bedroom, look at your penis with one eye and stare at her with the other.
Whisper "Grow, grow, grow" to your dick.
It will work.

>>41536938
Don't count yourself out yet, if you get a boner, great.

If you don't, just play it off and say "it takes me some time to get used to a new girl" and then just flip her onto the bed and start eating her out. She'll get off, it will ease the pressure and you mightget hard while you eat her out. If you do, put a condom on and fuck her.

If you don't, then maybe she sucks you off for a bit, you repeat your line, and it gives her a reason to come back and try to fuck you again. That is, if you made it fun for her.

Dontact disappointed, enjoy yourself.

lightly tap your penis with a knife
your body will think it has been pierced, and rush blood there in order to aid the healing process

>>41536938
Let me correct you there buddy, looks like you will NOT be having sex in a few hours, sorry mate.

>>41537211
second this

If you get a little bit of blood just a little prick, it works better.

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I heard l-arginine and yohimbine is supposed to give you a boner.

Also this picture I have claims to be a "natural viagra". No information on dosage, etc.

Honest question, are you properly hydrated?

Improper hydration is an express ticket to ED

>>41537211
>when you cut yourself, your body sends blood to heal it
BRB, going to cut myself all over to improve vascularity pump

NO explode plus cardio a couple hours before

>>41537543
and then your body thinks it's bleeding so it produces more blood

>>41537610
Then I put the blood back into my veins (doping).

Fuck weights, I'm just gonna be a cutter and a vampire. Middle school cliques were right all along.

>>41536938

Just tape a Popsicle stick to your limp dick and fuck her.

>>41536968
This

And just be confident :)

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>>41537059
>look at your penis with one eye and stare at her with the other

lol

nofap + kegels + cardio

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>>41537610
>cut yourself
>body thinks it's bleeding
>thinks

>>41537554
Has NO Explode given you any boners?

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>>41537684

>>41537163
>Eating her out

But vaginas are fucking groce I don't wanna lick those things

>>41537684
>cut yourself
no you fucking idiot you just make your body think it's been cut
I thought this board knew all about body confusion

>>41537757
True, muscle confusion is extremely important to improving your lifts. My favorite is squatting in the curl rack for maximum muscle confusion.

>>41537757
>I thought this board knew all about body confusion
We do

I for one confuse my body regularly.

On legs day, I warm up and prepare like I was doing my arms. I go to the free weights, and even do a few reps at low weight. I get the heavy weight ready, then at the last minute sprint to the squat racks.

my body never knows whats happening

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>>41537805
Matt Kroc discovered the ultimate muscle confusion. Tricking his body into thinking he's a woman is going to cause him to push through the ultimate plateau.

I swear they sold hard dick pills in liquor stores and adult porn stores.

>>41537694
Yep. It promotes blood flow

>>41537913
That shit is mostly just horned goat weed and l-arginine. Doubt any of them really work

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i took a couple of these once and had a boner for 3 hours later that evening

>>41537844
Holy fuck my mind is blown. I started sucking dicks to try and apply muscle confusion principles to getting more sex from females but it hasn't worked yet.

>>41538129
lol that's because your body still thinks it's not gay
you gotta get rammed in order to make it really question itself

>>41536938
Do you have a bicycle air pump? Poke a hole in your penis and pump air into your penis. Put a bandaid on the hole. Now you can fuck for hours.

Ain't nothing wrong with viagra.

>>41536938

water load

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>>41538531
Gotta start taking estrogen shots as well.

>>41538656
no you gotta shoot soy milk into the veins
cuz it's like estrogen but it's not estrogen, so the body is confused and thus produced more testosterone

>>41537844
Lololoolllol

>>41537805
>>41538665
>>41537844

Need this added to the sticky guys good stuff in this thread

>>41538656
>tranny surprise
>I doubt that
>>41536938
Pin chinese bathtub testosterone into your ass

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OP here

Did not have sex

Consciously considering suicide

I took this gas station boner pill once my black friend wouldn't shut up about. It was one blue pill and all black packaging (think it was called black panther? idk). Anyways, the packaging said not to take more than one within 48 hours or some shit. It only cost like $10 so I was like fuck it.

Shit kicked in within an hour. Made my flaccid dick HUGE for like 3 days. Boners were rock solid and definitely a little bit bigger. At $10 a pill, I eventually stopped buying them. I also was getting diminishing returns. Now I just do nofap, watch my caffeine intake, and take creatine and citrulline malate. Boners aren't rock solid like they used to be, but they get the job done.

>>41539138
What happened man?

>>41539148
How old are you?

>>41539138
Do it.

If you wanna be a whiny bitch, do it.

Or:
>workout
>eat healthy
>sleep well
>stop watching porn

If that doesn't work, go see a fucking doctor, don't ask for medical solutions on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum

>>41539174
>made out for like a fucking hour
>dick a tiny bit hard
>goes flaccid the second I stop kissing her
>start fingering her
>interchange between fingering and eating her out
>nothing.jpg
>dick doing the same as before
>start rubbing it on her pussy as I go back to making out to try and make it hard
>stillnothing.png

>>41538656
Is this the natty limit?

>>41539195
She probably feels just as bad as you if it makes you feel any better, not being able to get a males dick hard is pretty hard on a woman's psyche or she just went to chads either way have pics of her?

>>41539174
22, but suffer from low T. Currently taking meds for it but I get the occasional test crash symptoms.

>>41536938
PIED nigga

alot of males have it

>>41539195
You're not a real man. Try getting hard watching gay porn, maybe you're just a faggot

>>41539195
Why didn't you make her give you head or give you a hand job?

>>41537518
l arginine or AKKG helped me till cardio fixed my dick

>>41536938
Have sex with someone you love and who loves you. That works for me. Maybe not be a sinful heathen.

>>41537518
I've eaten an entire watermelon in one sitting before and I didn't get no boner. I just felt really full.

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>>41537059
You got a hearty chuckle out of me.

>>41536938
L-Arginine helps immensely but takes a day or two to work
also zinc deficiency is bad

>>41537038
I think you should go read a book or something dude

>>41539195
aw bro

Some advice from personal experience:
making out does absolutely nothing for me in terms of getting hard - if you're making out in order to wait for you to get hard then obviously its not going to happen - instead you should take control of the situation and throw her around a bit, start fingering her from behind and pulling her hair or something. Doing what YOU want to do to her will get you going.