I used to go on r/fitness before I graduated to /fit/ now looking

>>41535970
my word, who is this slut?

>now looking back at r/fitness they're just a bunch of faggots, why is reddit full of faggots?
>implying /fit/ isn't full of faggots
>implying you're not the biggest faggot here

because when faggots managed to get banned from reddit they end up here

>>41535999
holly michaels

>>41536003
>>implying you don't gargle Steve Cook's cock like it's a full time job

>>41535970
You're a queer this is a shit thread

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Reddit is about positive reinforcement and participation trophies.

/fit/ is about acknowledging that you're worthless until you make something of yourself and having a laugh while working towards that.

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reddit honestly has better fitness advice. the downside being all the silly rules. threads are removed for asking questions, and people get angry when you don't act the way they want you to.

fit has more freedom but like 95% of the posters are mean, stupid, awful, or republican (ew...) lol. and people get mad at you for having a name and qt trip which is silly

it's a trade off! also pic related would never happen on reddit. sometimes the rules are a good thing :O

Because of the stupid up vote- down vote system.

If you're a yes man your comments soar to the top, say anything out of the opinion of the hive mind and say goodbye to that comment.

>>41537284
Could you just come to the inevitable conclusion of your life and end it already?

how do I overcome my gag reflex like gif related?

>>41537362
you can slowly teach your gag reflex to calm down by using like a toothbrush (or something) and holding it in a place that makes you feel like you're gonna gag. keep it there for as long as you can without gagging and if you can feel a gag coming on stop for a few seconds. eventually the reflex stops happening so much as your body realizes it's not choking.

really try to relax your throat muscles when doing this

>>41537284
>he can't get any attention on Reddit
>he has to tripfag on 4chan to get replies
There's a reason so many trannies off themselves. I'm sure you'll be finding out for yourself soon enough

>>41537388
what about that trick with holding your thumb?

>>41537421
i don't know what trick you're talking about.

>>41537435
they say that if you hold your thumb hard enough you wont gag, but i cant confirm this

Because of the stupid ass fucking karma system that people are so concerned about also if you don't care about some gayass internet points when you get downvoted your post gets hidden and you have to click a button to see it and it gets put at the bottom also reddit is full of dishonest people who act nice but will talk shit about you behind your back on 4chan people speak their minds because its anonymous and there is no upvotes or downvotes reddit is honestly better for fitness advice though reddit also cares about grammar on the internet which is super faggy

>>41537440
that's silly, and impractical in a lot of situations. numbing the gag reflex takes some actual time and dedication but is totally doable. just be consistent. after you brush your teeth set a timer for 1 min and work on it. you'll get there, and then you can really impress the guys ;)

Reddit is shit because if you poast outside their moral framework, they will download you into oblivion.

>>41537539
Do you mean "upload you into Oblivion"?

>>41537463
your mom is silly and impractical
>look at you

>>41535970
>why is reddit full of faggots
>I used to go to on r/fitness
>reddit is less full now

>>41537248
Upvote this man.

OP are you from Washington state? Also notice how quickly your thread turned into deep throat tutorials? Welcome to /fit/

>>41535970
SHE WILL BE THE FIRST SACRIFICE WHEN THE ALIENS INVADE

>>41535970

Anybody willingly posting that they've arrived from r*ddit should be instantly permab&

>>41537248
give this man some Gold

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>>41535970
>>41537116


you are ruining this board. Fuck off you faggot cancer and neck yourself

>>41537440
it works dentists use it, you can just squeeze your thumb in a fist to put pressure and it significantly reduces gag reflex

>>41537814
No, why?

>>41537814
Also I've been on /fit/ since around august, that's what I love about it.

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>>41537595
this just made me spit up my water -- good job

>>41537248
You, I like you.

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>>41535970
>I've never met a woman who's been able to deepthroat me
>I'll never get deepthroated and have a "nutted but she still sucking" blowjob.
>I'm only a bit over nine and just a bit thicker then that toy
>But that piece of plastic is getting deeper in a woman's throat then I've ever been.
Do I have to go to a pro?

>>41537463
d-do you wanna have sex, p-please?

>>41537284
are muscle sips good?

>>41538489
>Humble brag 9" dick and thicker than a toy
Of course you have to go to a professional you mong, 99% of women can't deepthroat that and hell the majority of them would be afraid of you coming anywhere near them since you might ram their cervix a bit too much.

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what a petty and pathetic thread

>>41538489
Women are generally terrible at sucking a dick. Try a guy.

>>41537248
reminds me of a few years ago when i used to browse reddit and i was a dyel fag. i saw this dude whose dad beat him with jumper cables. it turns out he died a few days later, but don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

>>41537284
literally end your miserable life faggot

>>41538525
Yeah, I know. A girl who claimed to suck her boyfriends 11 inch dick all of the time and said she'd give me the time of my life screeched and threw her cellphone at my dick when the pants came off.
I was just hoping for one of those wild size queens or degenerate closet sluts who play out fantasies with toys and veggies or something.

>>41538543
Tried. Couldn't get it up and I stayed soft as he tried to talk me into it and I watched porn.
Closest I got to actually being able to go through with it was a reverse trap. And "he" was worse at handling it then a self proclaimed married good christian latina. She was 43 had 4 kids and she still bled a bit, but she was a trooper.

>>41538489
>I have a 9" dick
No you don't

just got to the misc. its mostly broscience and brosplits but atleast theyre funny

>>41537284
>Not Being a S I P B O Y
It's like you don't want to make it

>>41535970
I miss Holly Michaels so much. I have hope that she'll return once (she did come back to do one scene in 2015 or last year) again. One of my top 10 all-time.

>>41537284
Choke on a barbell

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>>41535970
Faggots are steadily ruining this board as well.

The no-homo thing was funny for a while, but now it's being a forced thing.

Fuck it, I'm gonna be leaving this place pretty soon anyway

>ask some innocent question about a niche sport on the subreddit
>immediately people jumping down my throat insulting me and my replies are mass downvoted
I thought reddit was about being nice? ive been on 4chan for years and never experienced the pure hatred and vitriol from a day on reddit

>>41537284
Kill yourself you fucking abomination.

People like you are a plague on this world.

>>41537575
underrated

>>41538489
>bit over 9
Wew lad underage b&

>>41537248
Great post, kind sir!

>>41537388
Fucking degenerate

>>41539000
trips for truth. miscers are dumbasses but they have some of the funniest threads of all time

>>41537248
replace /fit/ with 4chan

Typical /r/fitness post
>im doing 100 situps a day why do I still have all my belly fat?!!

>>41540117
good and take that stupid image with you. All I see you do is whine on threads

>>41537284
>vegan trap
tell me this is ironic

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>>41539000

misc has seen its best days pass.

/fit/ at least still has its occasional memewells.

> nice digits btw

>>41535970

each post you make is linked to your personal account, so there's no internet anonymity, so people try to be nice and cuddly

but on /fit/ you can be an idiot troll, samefag, or brutally honest with complete anonymity

>>41540172
Kill yourself faggot

>>41537284
I hope you overdose on sips

>>41540249
>"y-you hurt my feellings! F-faggot!"

you literally belong on rettarddit

>>41537116
back2reddit pls

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>>41540222

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>>41537284

>>41540117
>I'm gonna be leaving this place pretty soon
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot.

>>41535970
Political correctness. Scientific research shows that in any community bound by political correctness every member of said community becomes a faggot. It's science.

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>>41540277

>>41538489
Just put that monstrosity in the zoo, where it belongs with other reptiles.

>>41537284
Eat shit and die

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>"Why is plebbit so full of faggots?"
>10 posts in thread has devolved into deepthroat techniques
Top lel

>>41540124
That's because 4 chan is full of assholes, though HONEST assholes.

Sites as Imgur, reddit etc are pretentious hiveminds.

>>41537284
Sip on a bottle of clorox

>>41537205
;^)

>>41540117
>Literal newfag

Go and stay go

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> she can deepthroat footlong dildo
> only have a 7 incher

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>>41540323