>start taking creatine >two weeks later >boners are

What does creatine do?

>>41530051

Penile powder

>>41530051

make your dick bigger obviously

I'm here for your Natty card kid

>>41529894
Hand over the natty card son.

>>41530051
accelerates the balding process if you have male pattern baldness in your genes in exchange for your muscles holding more water so you look bigger

>>41530136
>>41530111

For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag. I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding.

>>41530154

I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this. I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

>>41530136
You don't need to have the gene to lose your hair on creatine.
No one in my family has balding issues. Went on creatine for 2 weeks, noticed shedding, hopped off that shit ASAP. Now a month later my hair is still falling out. Waiting on blood work from the doctor to check my DHT levels. Hopefully I'm just vitamin D deficient, otherwise I'll have to go on propecia and tank my DHT levels.

Don't fucking take creatine, it's not worth it.

>>41530185
>>41530136

The only evidence pointing to increased Dht levels was based on one study with around a single football team which was probably full of roiders.

The fact that most men take creatine around the same age they are genetically bound to lose their hair doesn't help.

>>41530185
You have to have a hereditary predisposition.
You sound like a panicked little child that was probably starting to bald and only noticed it now.
Man up, take some hair supps and go lift instead of being such a bitch.

Alternatively you can ask your doc to prescribe you a pair of balls when you go see him.

>>41530154
>>41530163
What happens next?