I threw my protein shakes away because I have finally discovered

I need to scrape off the underside of my desk.
I could win the olympia if I consume all that.

>>41520563
honestly this is the average sort of cum i wish i had been drinking in college

nothing really noteworthy about it but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather drink it than something objectively nicer because at that point you're like "ok you're drinking it but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this cum you're like, "ok it's just semen like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

File: 1494785273355.png (448KB, 650x665px) Image search: [Google]

448KB, 650x665px

gay memes aside

semen is actually pretty damn fucking healthy desu senpai

>>41520584
Innovative

Don't get it out off your balls and you won't need to drink it. If you jack like a retard your body will drain all the protein into making more semen.

So net result will be 0 and you've consume your own sperm.

>>41520625
>STDs are healthy

>>41520563
GOMAD?

fuck that, time to GOSAD

>>41520884
>feels bad man

>>41520563
Ancient greeks drank a gallon of bull semen a day, thus why they were so shredded

>>41520563
epic thread, friendo! be sure to include me on the r/4chan screencap!

>>41520563
If you eat test, it aromatizes into estrogen

OP is a troll trying to kill your gains

>>41520872
Spinach is healthy
Sometimes it has E.Coli on it.

That doesn't make spinach unhealthy.
That makes disease-causing viruses/bacteria unhealthy.

>>41520625
s it? Post macros.
Need some proof before I switch to GOSAD

>>41520563
Where do you get it from?

File: semen_nutrition_facts.jpg (49KB, 400x313px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 400x313px

>>41521059
>how can milk even compete

>>41521133
>listing DNA as an ingredient

>>41520563
if more people catch on we are going to be fucked

when the supply dries the sperm companies probably going to put even higher pricetag on the quality sperm while secretly enslaving different creatures for extra sperm supply. only hope would be several companies fighting for foothold in this area instead of only few

i dont want you to fuck this up, so not another word

>>41521322
Not sure if serious

>>41521133
>1-2TBSP

Isn't the world record something like 10ml, which is half of a tablespoon?

>>41521436
I have personally seen cum shots of at least 50ml

>>41521436
tabelspoon is my daily load, when nofapping I can generate about one soup spoon and with girl even a little more

>>41520584
god damn

>>41521436
take lecithin, pygeum, zinc, lot of water, edge and you can go over 10 every day without problems...

>>41521857
You forgot to say no homo.

>>41520563
>Gallon of semen a day
I don't think I have the balls to do that

File: load.jpg (44KB, 600x726px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 600x726px

>>41521436
The world record is 14ml (average is 3-5ml) but there are videos of a few guys busting up to 20ml in measuring flasks.

There simply isn't enough room in the prostate, seminal vesicles and ampulla for much more than 25ml of fluid. Anyone claiming higher without proof is exaggerating.

Pic related is a little over 11ml. My record is 18ml.

>the nutritionals

>>41522570
your math skills hurt my head.

Lol @ 10 mls. The guy from last night emptied out at least a few tablespoons worth inside me

>>41520563

As someone with an interest in bdsm I came up with a fun punishment. Once a day you take a glass out of the freezer, cum in it then put it back in the freezer immediately. As long as you do this the cum should stay "fresh". Repeat the process for a month or 2 and you'll have about half a pint of your fresh cum for your sub to drink!

File: 1495306961970.jpg (67KB, 500x374px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 500x374px

>>41522266

>>41520584
Top kek!

>>41520584
A daring synthesis

>>41520844
Just get a horse m8.

>>41520563
>Semen is the ultimate body builder protein
>tfw your boyfriend tells you the same shit and you know it's bullocks but you do it anyways because you love him

>>41520584
Brilliant bruh

File: girl drinking horse semen.jpg (120KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1024x768px

>>41520563
pfft instagram models have known this for years

>>41524116
horses don't actually produce that much semen. pigs, on the other hand, jizz liters