what will happen if i just do deadlifts every day, adding a plate

>>41512126
it would be extremely painful

>>41512126
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>41512126
WR diddlylift. no questions.
>>41512134
don't believe this anon. he just can't eat or sleep enough to recover.
MORE SCOOPS, OP.

>>41512138
Stop posting this. It's not funny. I hope you get banned.

>>41512134
You're a master plan

>>41512126
you will reach the natty limit on day 2 anon

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>>41512134
You're a big guy.

>>41512144
what's a diddlylift? basically after school and work i'll just deadlift. no warmups, no other compound movements. just deadlifts.

>>41512170
i've only been lifting for a week and im at a plate and 35 and that doesn't feel heavy.

>>41512134
You're a big guy

>>41512174
>>41512186
for you

Ooo aaa fresh outta beed ooo aaa liftin the deadz

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>>41512134

>>41512176
>lifting for a week
>dl 1pl8
Holy shit you can lie but not this obviously op have a little creativity

>>41512589
im not lying that's really what i did. i tried one plate thinking that was my max but went to plate 35 and it still felt like nothing after doing like a dozen reps. doing 2 plates tommorow.

>>41512126
You'll hit a wall and either crash, injure yourself, or suffer overtraining

>>41512126
You would deadlift 365 plates on both sides.

>>41512772
I'd do it the day after tomorrow.

>>41513006
is that good or bad for a natty?

>>41513173
>365 plates on both sides

I know you won't be able to fit that much on a conventional barbell without doing some super fucking retarded looking rope attachments but let's just humor this for a second.

>365x2=730 plates total
>730*45 = 32850 plus some godmetal barbell made out of pure diamond plus whatever you'd fucking use to attach all these plates assuming you didn't condense down to olympic plates.

Just for reference the plates alone weigh about as much as a commercial dump truck.

>>41512126
your muscles will rip from your bones at day 2

>>41512151
Doctor Pavel?

>>41512126
you'd by deadlifting 365pl8s by mext year

>>41512148
desu it was funny this time