My best friend has an amazing build and body How do I tell him

>>41508395
Just ask him and remember to say "no homo".

>>41508395
>How do I tell him he's my goal body and ask for a picture of him shirtless in the least weird way possible?
Why not just ask him to work out with you?

>>41508395
>"mirin brah"
>"looking extra pumped today you should snap some pics man!"
>"let me take them for you, I'll tell you what looks good"
>"wow man you should post this on X social media site"

>>41508395
>How do I tell him he's my goal body and ask for a picture of him shirtless in the least weird way possible?

by telling him he's your goal body

>>41508408
>"let me take them for you, I'll tell you what looks good"
That's a giant fucking red flag, don't do this.

"Send me a shirtless pic bro"

Me and my best friend send each other nudes all the time and it's not even gay.

>>41508415
What about asking for a picture?

>>41508426
ask him to take it after a workout so you can compare it with your progress

>He doesn't exchange fullhomonohomo pics with his friends

Are you fucking gay? My friends and I send each other nearly nude pics all the time.

>>41508422
it's funny because I'm bigger than you and people have actually asked me to take pictures with them or even just of myself you lil shit, you are a red flag of a fucking socially inept person, op isn't going up to a girl asking her to glute spread, it's his fucking freak austist

>>41508521
*friend

>>41508521
>a tripfag being insecure
Wow who would have thought?

>>41508395
Not sure what to tell you OP. I trade full- and upper-body pics with my guy friends all the time. Granted, we're all at least 10% homo.
If you have made some progress recently, just send him a pic of you, or ask if he wants to see a pic of you, and then send it.
Fitness is an inherently narcissistic venture, and it's hard not to feel good when you start looking good in the mirror. Essentially, he would probably be glad to send you a shirtless pic. If not, he's a faggot. Send him this post and tell him I said that.

>>41508395
Who is this semen demon

>>41508559
wow an anon being stupid

post pics faggot

>>41508594
>tripfag being EXTREMELY insecure
Why are you even signing your shit if you're just gonna chimp out everywhere?

>>41508613

post pics faggot

>>41508395
Just ask, if he's your best friend he likely won't even care.

>>41508395
Just say "hey man, I'm secretly gay, can you send me a shirtless pic for me to jerk off?"

There's no way to ask without this being gay.

>>41508666
"anon my chick friend (insert fake qt3.14 pics here) is looking for a guy like (insert quality he has here(muscle maybe)) you should let me send her a shirtless pic she wants dick badly"

>>41508701
you shouldn't lie to people.

>>41508701
The thing is that's probably gayer than just asking it straight out because you're 1) adding a sexual overtone where there is purposefully trying to be none and 2) lying to another dude, who's then gonna ask about this chick. In short, stop giving advice, you are an autistic nigger.

>>41508423
Uhh

>>41508718
post pics

>>41508395
"In the least gay way, can you send me a shirtless photo of you? Haha, I swear it's not for me. I'm trying to motivate this kid I know and he thinks models are all photoshopped"

Something like that
I dunno, your request is pretty gay. Are you sure you can't find someone on google instead? Or just check your mate's facebook/instagram?

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>>41508395
Man be REALLY FUCKING CAREFUL.
I downloaded shirtless pics of one of my gym pals from his phone (I lockpicked his gym locker) onto my tablet. had a T shirt printed with his body on (not his face) and he recognised the background of the image and beat me up, ripped up the shirt etc. tried to calm him down by saying he ripped his own body twice now because he is ripped and he called me a faggot and broke my nose.

>>41508866
What the fuck

>>41508902
>not printing your goal body on a t shirt to trick sloots into thinking you've already made it
is this your first day or something?

>>41508866
Thank you anon, I needed that. Lovely double dubs as well.

>>41509300
Not so bad yourself anon.

>>41508395
Screenshot the thread and pretend you didnt start it.

Jesus, tell him straight up that he's your goal. Ask him for workout tips, etc. Your overthinking of this strongly implies that there's some homo here.

>>41508731
>excuse me that's not appropriate behavior
>SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA SHOW ME YO DICK
Niggers, not even once

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>>41508866
>saying he ripped his own body twice now because he is ripped

>>41508617
kys you shit hair shit facial aesthetic shit leg fuck

>>41509505
Are you okay?

>>41508521
why you so angry big nigger? gobt cut your welfare check?

>>41509536
He's spamming cuck porn in the military thread, too. It's really sad.

>>41508395
just sneak them

He is your best friend right? What kind of best friend would he be if you can't be honest with him.

>>41508395
tell him you want his protein all over your face and chest

>>41508408
Haha it's Gyno man

I don't know, seems hard senpai
Try doing it discretely in the changing room while pretending to take a selfie
If he catches you tell him your sister/gf asked for it

>>41508395
if he's your best friend then it shouldn't even be possible to be weird, looks like you just have shitty friends bro.

>>41510669
yeah exactly, you should feel comfortable and relaxed at all times if your tight
Like when your with your family.

kek fit is so homophobic it's so bizarre. is it a coping mechanism for spending so much of your time looking at pictures of other half naked men?

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>>41508866

>>41510732
>is it a coping mechanism for spending so much of your time looking at pictures of other half naked men?
I'm pretty sure that's what the masturbation is for.

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>>41508423
>>41508499

>>41508617
Hehe henlo gyno man how are you doing today

>>41508395
Hey (name) I'm trying to get fit and was wondering what you did to do it. Like what kind of lifts or program you followed.

btw can I see your body lol

no homo

>>41508585
Kinda looks like Roman Fritz

>>41508617
not that guy, but why don't you post a current pic, big boy? You look like shit now and still talk down to people. The average skeleton looks better than you