>he doesn't own a squatty potty not only are you never

>>41505640
Alternatively rock backward and forward gently.

>>41505678
Also think about trucks and stuff

>>41505721
Don't forget to take off your shirt and turn your hat backwards.

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>>41505640
>tfw 18 y.o. and already have my first hemmoroid

A life of suffering awaits me.

>>41505730
Are you me?

>>41505640
>he doesnt take his trousers and socks off and squat on top of the toilet.

amateur

>>41505640
>He doesn't squat on the toiletring
Never gonna make it

am using it , but too late bc i have an open wound bc of hemmoroids . i need tot get my anus stiches.

>>41508040
This. What the fuck is it with burgah boys that makes you want to buy useless shit

>>41507088
you should water meme

>>41505678
You can also cough I'm not even joking.

Rock back and forth and cough while taking a shit.

Why not just squat on the toilet?
It's uncomfortable at first but you get used to it quick.

>>41507991
Someone post that emergency room picture. You know the one

>>41505640
I bought a dual set for $20 at Costco. Best investment ever. Now my wife and I's poop comes out like soft served icecream.

Sometimes she uses the squatty potty when she needs to squat over my face and let one go.

It's pretty good 10/10 would buy again.