Alright fit So im a 28yr old khv and at this point im sure im

>>41500747
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

have you even tried to lose your virginity though?

>>41500747
it's a scam in the sense that all cellulite and extra fat is shopped out

>>41500747
shes a pig
that means she's fucked niggers.
wear a jimmyhat

also don't talk about money until she gets topless. A cop-ess won't get nude with you. If you are white, she'll do a lil dance in advance.

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>>41500757
No
Not attractive at all and im still a hungry skelly. Plus no girl has ever shown any interest.
>>41500759
Yea shes probably fatter
Who knows when these pics were taken
Should i just hold on then?

>>41500747
I paid for my first time. it was absolutely fucking horrible man. Don't do it, just go out and try to meet someone. get a gf, make that effort to just connect with someone. That will be 50x better than living with the fact that you had to pay for someone to make love to you.

>>41500797

You need to clean your room. Sort yourself out.

You need to start climbing to the top of the dominance hierarchy. Obviously. That's how to get girls, bucko.

You think you can just pay and get laid, ok as if that's going to fix all your problems? Think again sunshine.

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>>41500792
>that means she's fucked niggers
Im 28 man i cant really be stuck up about if they fucked a guy with darker melanin than me.
>>41500824
I guess i could try but im sure thats years away from happening.

>>41500899
>but im sure thats years away from happening.
you have no way of knowing that for sure. It sounds like some bs excuse you're making up to yourself as to why you can't achieve it. You can do it anon, you just have to believe in yourself.

>>41500797
you have to at least try first anon, what do you have to lose?

>>41500899
Man don't listen to these fucks they're all kids. Spend some time looking for girls who seem consistent and real in their ads. They usually use old pics I have had chicks show up and they are fatter than pics but not obese. I have had great experiences with hoes that charge like 120 and you give em 150 don't go for those 300 dollar ones.

>>41500899
>giving up your wizard powers just to get herpes from a pig
>that you have to pay

seriously hope you don't do this

how much do you tip your hooker if you are an american?

>>41500940
i have been with like 5 different escorts all off backpage all at my place and no issues they have rubbers with them always too

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>>41500946
Well shit
I texted her my info and apparently i missed the part where she says she doesn't see guys younger than 35.
So I guess ill try tinder or someshit

>>41500968
If you ever try another escort just call do not text

>>41500952
>not tipping them based on how long the session was with continuously-compounded interest

Does fucking a hooker really count as loosing your vcard?

>>41500747
bang her, strangle her and dump her body in a burlap sack around long island gilgo beach

>>41500747
Go wizardmode man.
It's the only way

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>>41500747
Anyone else think her ass is way too big?
>>41500899
Tits look kind of droopy too

Disgusting would not pay

So I'm kind of a sick fuck, and not to take the spotlight off OP, but if I wanted to pay some thicc bitch to let me eat her out / sit on my face, do you think I could find one? I'm kind of a sub, love eating pussy, and I love big bitches.

>>41502031
find a tranny to suck off

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>>41500747
POST MORE PLZ!

>>41501321
Ive fucked two hookers and still feel like a virgin, so yeah
Good thing is i dont blush when someone mentions sex anymore

>>41502031
You are seriously risking genital warts on your face if you try that with a hooker. That's why hos have a no-kissing policy.

>>41502569
nah man I make good money. I'd obviously go with a "higher class" escort. still chance of nastiness, but it would be significantly lessened than if I was going to any old slag. I've seen websites with expensive escorts that claim they do deep kissing and all kinds of other shit. obviously they don't just take any random joe off the street.
now that I think about it...might be easier to just get in shape and find some kinky bitches on tinder.

>>41501985
you're a low test faggot that would pay for sex if the chick was hot enough according to your shitty standards.