>you will never have Vin Diesel's voice >you will

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>you will never be a manlet like vin diesel so you will never have to wear heels

>>41482277

>mfw people have alway said I look like this guy
>mfw I think he's ugly as fuark

>>41482433
He is friend, he is

>>41482277
I'm told my voice is pretty damn good.

>>41482277
i'm a bald white guy with a deep voice, and i always get compared to vin diesel, jason statham, and mr clean.
and, honestly, living in a mr clean cosplay and only being addressed as such would be infinitely preferable to being vin diesel.

FAMILY

>>41482277

are those arms achievable natty?

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>>41482418
sheeeit is 6'0 still manlet or is ol Vinny lying about his height? he really does look pretty short.

>>41483400
6'0 in america is like 5'0 in britain

thank god i'll never be a bald manlet obsessed with his height

>>41483400
6'0 is pretty small nowadays, I woudnt be surprised if it was his real height

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>>41482277
>mfw I have his exact tone of voice
>mfw deep voices are extremely hard to hear in places with lots of background noise
>mfw my squeaky-voiced friends have waaaay more game than me in nightclubs
>mfw I don't like going out at night because I cannot even talk to my friends

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>paul walker's height listed as 6'2
>assume vin diesel is wearing boots with lifts here, because he always is
>assume paul walker isn't, because 6'2 guys aren't insecure about their height
he's under 6ft.

>>41482277
I look like vin diesel, no joke. I get told that all the time whenever I go out in public.

>>41483742
Pretty sure Paul is 6ft under

>>41484166
M8 thats Not nice

>>41484166
Holy fuck that's good!

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>>41484166

>>41484166
kek

>>41483742
>>41484166
DAILY REMINDER THAT PAUL WALKER WAS MURDERED FOR TRYING TO PROTECT A VICTIM OF HOLLYWOOD PEDOPHILIA

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>>41484166
>mfw

>>41482277
Alright, let's save this shit thread.

Post your:

Ideal Voice
Ideal Body
Ideal Face

voice
>David Bowie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmgmXgoBZFo

Body
>Jean Claude Van Damme before drugs (pic related)

>Face
(pic related too)

>wanting to be this bi goy
No thanks

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>>41484426
fuck, forgot the pic

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>>41482277
Not even Vin Diesel looks like Vin Diesel

>>41484569

Whoa there, wtf?
Reminds me of one of those pictures of Kaka' while he was off-season on a beach. Fat as fuck.

>>41482277
I have a voice like his. My friends actually called me Diesel when I was at my biggest in the gym.
At work they have me record the office away messages and voicemails. They sometimes use me for marketing calls and sales stuff because they say my voice is "convincing" even though I'm in operations and not sales.

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>>41484166

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrFEFXIzam4
Only Vin Diesel can talk about dungeons and dragons without sounding like a fag

>>41482277
>wanting to be some kind mystery meat manlet
LUL

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>>41484426
>voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiAnKEz7gQs
>body
pic related
>face
mine, just without the fat. not to sound conceited, because objectively speaking i'm not attractive, but i'm the spitting image of my father when he was young. i always looked up to him as a kid, and still kinda do, so it'd be rad to look like him. i'm super pale and can't grow a bushy beard yet, but i'll get there. hopefully i'll be able to make six figures one day, like he does.