ITT: /fit/ world problems >lifting for half a year >shoulders

>stock shelves at work
>would bump fat gut into bottom shelves messing them up
>but could fit twig arms between products to straighten
>get fit
>can move easier in the cramp freezer
>forearms forever knocking stock off shelves

Can't win man

>tfw become too massive
>have to walk sideways in the street car now
>can't look cool for the cuties while walking like a crab

>trying to take off a tight tshirt when you've been sweating

>protein farts

>instead of satisfaction for every kilo you put on the bar, you're disappointed you can't put more on

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>>41481586
>FUCKING THIS

>>41481415
I feel ya pain

>>41481400
>switch from cardio to lifting
>finally!
>starting to get mad horny. guys at the gym loook goood...
>considering breaking a 3! year celibate

fuck it

>>41481795
>counting years using factorials

surprised you've even had sex t b h

>>41481802
Get out of here /sci/

>>41481400
Hard to shave now because I have a jawline and not a round face.

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>>41481551
>have to roll up the shirt to get it off

>>41481802
shut up and post delicious abs

>>41481575
This but at work when you thought you were alone but the qt intern showed up early and wanted coffee too and I swear it's not a medical condition! Please don't gossip about it to the office, Shirley!

Since I started lifting, my anus has become a huge faggot. It lets me shove penises in its mouth all day.

>train too much
>stiff arms
>can't wipe my butt

>recover from skelly mode
>threw out 1\4 of my wardrobe because too big for M shirts
>pants getting tighter by the week

Fuck

Hey anons, I'm almost 20 years old and I'm running almost everyday. This summer I plan to go to the gymn and work out for muscle.

Do I really have the chance to widen my shoulders? At what point/age my body is in a irreversible state? I have hunchback and this will never go away.

Spent a fair bit on dressy clothes for birthdays and interviews etc but it's all too small on me now and I'm too poor to buy more.

>>41482066
Most of the shoulder gains that you see on people are muscle gains. The skeleton adapts a bit as well, but I don't think it is that visible. The effect might be bigger if you start in your teens, I don't know. Even if you start know you can expect like 5 - 10 cm extra width if you do proper OHP, bench press and rows for a few years. Not sure how much the hunchback interferes with these exercises.

>>41482126
>I don't know.
Yeah, no kidding.

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>>41481575
Share protein farts stories bros

>people will act aggressive to you for no other reason
>people will project how strong they are on you, making sure that they "were stronger than you"
>people you interact with will do smaller things growing in complexity and frequency to gain some idea of control and power over you
>people will label you as dumb

the insecurity people throw on me is hilarious

>>41481835
If they haven't yet, wait until you get slightly sunken cheeks. Shit's a pain to work with.

>>41482015
Can relate to this the other way. I've lost 18 lb since February alone which is making all of my clothes loose as fuck on me. It'd be fine if I had the spare cash lying around to upgrade it. I'll have to wait for summer now to get the money for a new wardrobe. Even then I'm still probably 15-20 lb away from where I want to be, so I'll likely wait a little bit for that one.

>>41481400
>getting kinky with gf
>forget I'm much stronger than I used to be
>accidentally almost crush her windpipe

>everytime something heavy needs to be moved
>"oh go get anon to move it, he's so strong"

>move up from """""fitness center""""" to an actual powerlifting/strongman gym
>everyone there lifts twice as much than what you do
>feel weak despite 1/2/3.5/4

>drink way more water at than I used to to stay hydrated for gym after work
>have to piss every hour
>sweat buckets in non air conditioned warehouse

>none of my old clothes fit me anymore

>gonto library to get some books for reading (Meditations, Dune, etc)
>people are all surprised to see someone who looks like they lift there
>"oh wow good job on reading!"

>>41482613
Because even the least vain or narcissistic people in the world usually want to feel like they're the best person in the room. If somebody they see is visibly more attractive, they need to rationalize that they're still somehow better. If somebody does 10 pull ups in front of a group of people, at least one will remark that he used to be able to do 15. It's human nature to want to be the best, but most of us have seemingly lost the competitive edge to work towards making themselves the best.

>>41481586
all the time

>>41482709

Check the clearance areas in stores like Target and Kohl's. You can get some cheapo stuff that is still decent quality and will fit you better.

Even just 3 or so better fitting shirts to throw into your rotation will help.

If that's still too much to spend, try to check out thrift stores.

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>>41482716
>oh wow good job on reading!

That's pretty shitty.

>>41482716
>"oh wow good job on reading!"
Wow, that's condescending as fuck man. That's genuinely a horrible thing to say to somebody.

>>41481586

t. 95% percentage

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>>41482716
>getting kinky with fwd
>don't forget I could literally kill her in half a secon
>know proper form for chokiing out slut;go after bloodflow not air airflow
>give her mindblowing organisms

>everything something heavy needs to be moved
>used to actually work as professional mover
>say "pay me, I'm a professional"

>move up from LA fitness to actual powerlifting/oly gym
>no one there is bigger or lifts more than me total
>manlet benches more than me ezpz
>more ripped than manlet and within first week barge into powerlifters workout session
>out deadlift all of them

>drink more water in a day that usual
>sweat more than usual
>"oh he is a big guy they are just like that"

>turn all my old t's into stringers
>get mired hard af

>goto library to read
>goto comp sci class
>wear glasses and look nerdy so I disarm people easily
>make friends with all the goody 2 shoes and social butterfly grills

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>bend over to pick something up from the floor
>feel the piercing gaze of old and middle aged women focused on my ass
I started squatting down instead

>>41483598

getting upset over mires

>>41483598
the old ladies in the office are often the best mires. they'll straight up tell me to bend over again. and i do. have some fun with it, it's just fun and games

>>41481400
>strong enough to lift an atlas stone
>perpetually sore from working out

>>41483598
>stocking lowest shelf fridge
>mid 40s MILF walks up
>apologise for being in the way of the fridge
>"oh I don't mind, I like my men on their knees"
>winks at me
>nervouserection.jpg

>>41483898
The idea here is that his shoulders hurt from always running into door frames

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>>41481842
Ok

>>41483559
>getting kinky with friends with dick

>>41483559
What did he mean by this?

>>41484000
I'm saving this and using it first thing it the morning. Thats when it gets the worst.

Thanks anon

>get fit
>only attract 12 year old and old ladies

>>41482716
>>"oh wow good job on reading!"

I refuse to believe something like that is possible to be uttered by anyone ever.

>>41482716
>>gonto library to get some books for reading (Meditations, Dune, etc)
>>people are all surprised to see someone who looks like they lift there
>>"oh wow good job on reading!"
Maybe they were complimenting your patrician taste?

>too big to sit comfortably in single seats in the tramway
>knees get smushed into the front seat
>shoulder protrudes to one side of the seat
>people bump into me when they walk through the middle walkway

I think I can understand fatties now

>>41485569
You haven't met many people it seems

>>41487225
This

People are assholes for no reason all the time

>>41486204
this holy fuck

i was in bus, had to take two invalid seats and they were still uncomfortable as fuck, so i was laying pretty much in a chill position as my back would hurt if i tried to sit normally

no kidding all the seats was shaped like <

whats the purpose of these seats, are they ment for old small women only???

>>41485537
How is this a problem?

>>41489325
Prison and cavernous pussies