>be me some years ago >work out a lot, good in shape >be

I would've punched her right in her face

>>41481423
kek now that would suprise her

>One of the white-knight cucks shoves me
>I immediately round house kick him to the face with one of my ss legs in retaliation
>His head immediately explodes from the sheer force of my Rippe Toe
>Everyone in the party screams in fear and disperses
>"Somebody call 911! Get outside! Run!"
>I flex my abs with an incredible force that forces so much air out of the house we are in, that it forces all the doors close, and nobody can escape.
>I sarcastically whisper the words "We're all going to make it..." under my protein powder scented breath
>One of the party goers tries to calm me down
>He says "Please...! We don't want to all die! Don't go mad!"
>Don't go mad... Go mad...
>Don't want to all die... die all... dyel?
>I begin a rampage the likes of which haven't been seen since Rich Piana last had more than five scoops at once
>Everything has been wrecked now
>From the ashes I hear a lone voice whine out to me, saying "...You bastard..."
>"...Y-y-you too..."

>>41481500
ur so funny m8

>>41481500

6/10 few great lines, wasted potential.

>>41481362
now she loves that feeling and wants your dick for life

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> Tfw when not good in shape

>>41481512
I tried m7

>>41481544
Thanks fag

I would have fucked her right in the ass if you know what I mean

>>41481792
what did he mean ?

I feel like that was a little test life threw at you and you failed horrifically.

>>41481853
I thought not giving a shit is the way to pass shit tests

>>41481362
> hitting a girl to prove anything

>>41481362
I was in a similar situation once, instead of actually punching I opened my palm and caressed her belly.

>>41482110
Oh you done good you autistic son of a bitcj

>>41482915
What the fuck you said about me? FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT. COME TO MY HOUSE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE. I WILL FUCK YOU UP

>>41481875
Not giving a shit and being rich is how you pass the test.

>>41481792
No could you elaborate

>needing to hit a girl to prove you're strong
What the fuck's wrong with you? If you already know you're strong enough then you shouldn't need to hit her. Now you just made an ass of yourself to everybody over a 3 second display of strength, and everybody probably thinks you're an autist who doesn't know how to have fun.

>>41481500
8/10
worth the read

>>41481362
this is pathetic by any standard. even by /fit/ standards you came off as a salty TRP incel.
>throw a weak punch
>"wow those are some strong muscles, what a strong girl"
>"yes daddy I'm a big girl"
>fuck her
was that so hard?

>>41483760
>this amount of wishful thinking
The thirst is real, little child.

>>41484118
>not being able to pull that off
F A C E L E T
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>>41484346
>fucking someone that would jump on your dick for being an asshole for a brief moment
Stay thirsty, boyo.

>>41484403
might as well not fuck girls then.

>>41484444
>being this much of a bitch that your response to any form of challenge when trying to score is
>"might as well not fuck girls then."
The paradox of thirst.

>>41481853

I dunno, theres no proper answer to that test, you hit her but go easy and you just drive her ego and seem weak, refuse to hit her and you look like a pussy, and anons option where you hit her properly makes you seem like a dick.

The only "correct" option would be to do what anon did but make 100% sure, like say it over and over that if you are going to punch her you wont be holding back, and not to have any hard feelings while also making sure everyone watching knows this too.

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>>41484473
>missing the point
the point was that literally any girl would jump on your dick for being an asshole. so whenever you're fucking a girl you're
>fucking someone that would jump on your dick for being an asshole for a brief moment

>>41484118
>>41484403
>>41484473
Not that anon but you type like a fag

>>41484489
or you could gently rub her tummy to assert your position as her dom.

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>>41484444
Checked

>>41481500
I laughed/10

Should have kicked her you fucked up OP

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>>41481500
tip top kek bong

>>41481500
>He says "Please...! We don't want to all die! Don't go mad!"
>Don't go mad... Go mad...
>Don't want to all die... die all... dyel?
lel

>>41484501
>any girl would jump on your dick for being an asshole
>actually being this delusional
Okay, virgin boy, you can stop being a tryhard.

>>41484511
Okay.

>>41485060
>not knowing that girls cheat on their boyfriends with assholes like me

>girl wants to come over for a night
>guess she has a renovation or something and wants a good nights sleep
>let her sleep on my bed and crash on the couch myself
>she keeps insisting we watch a movie (it's already 8PM)
>eventually cave in
>she keeps touching me for some reason and gets unnecessarily close
>maybe she wants to wrestle
>ask her if she wants to wrestle
>agrees (she seemed so eager even though it was obvious I would overpower her, I'm 6'2 220lbs and lean)
>easily lock her in a chokehold
>she squirms but doesn't tap out for some reason
>tighten my grip
>tries to escape by force
>lmao no technique
>I let her go because I've obviously won
>shes blueish and can't stand properly
>calls me a psycho and stroms out

What's wrong with women? You shouldn't start fights you can't finish.

>>41485131
Oh, it's just a robot after all.
Pack it up boys, it was a false alarm.

>>41483760
>"yes daddy I'm a big girl"
>Not replying "For you!"

>>41485259
>being this new
I want summer to end

>>41485188
Lmao it's her fault for being so weak and not stopping you, right

>>41485356
>m-muh summer
Jesus fucking Christ, just go back to your containment board already.

>>41485440
you failed to pick up on a both bait and /fit/ pasta mane. I'm not the one who doesn't belong here.

I would have just flexed a 'cep and said "how's this for a start?", but then again I'm not autistic like you