>have breakfast sip most days >all is well >be at grocery

Shut the fuck up and fuck off

what exactly are sips? energy drinks?
(serious question)

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>>41481116
The ultimate beverage. Unparalleled in flavour, energy and quality. Pick one up immediately.

enjoy your heart stopping out of nowhere

>>41481182
aren't they really bad for you?

I think ill assume most sippers dont care and just want more energy

My housemate is addicted to sips. Sleeps all day and watches nextflix all night. He's also had 3 teeth removed due to too much sip.

that shit is so fucking disgusting ugh

>>41481211
Only if you're a chronic sip abuser. It's mostly those dudes slamming four or more a day for years, getting way too many vitamins and keeping their blood pressure elevated forever.

Then it's bad for you. But one every now and then won't kill you. Also they're delicious and I will keep drinking them even if we find out they give you dick cancer

>>41481275
one last question. It is the same thing as red bull and stuff like that, right? pls don't throw rocks at me im newfaq

An untrained 16 sipboy can only be stopped by a train.

A fully trained sipgod can stop a 6 scoop piana.