>haven't dated >haven't had sex >no female

>>41478497
be born with a donkey dick and become a porn star

Go hire a hooker and realize sex isn't that big of a deal god damn, then go out get a job and make some damn friends at work

>>41478511
this

>>41478497
If you want something you never had you have to do things you never done

>>41478497
If you're attractive go to a club. If you can't dance, crowd the bar. I've met numerous girls this way and I don't even have to seek them out.

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i know this girl thats like a cute version of remy idk what to do senpai

>>41478497
Increase volume, either through more bench sets per workout or more bench days a week. You're probably doing 5x5 or 3x5 or 4x8. Switch to something like 3x3 5x5 2x10 (all in the same bench workout) for few weeks.

Go hang with the fatties. They're the baby weights you use to make the first social gains.

>>41478528
Who?

>>41478541
in real life senpai

>>41478545
No who's remy

>>41478556
remy lacroix you stupid fuck is this your first day with internet?

Save up, buy some coke or at least some spirits, hire a hotel room and two hookers - one for your dick and one for your face. Shits dirty but fun as fuck and nothing bets having both nuts sucked at the same time.

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>>41478562
Calm down asshole
Does she show interest

>>41478573
idk im retarded

>>41478541

hello newfriend. Are you enjoying your time off from reddit?

>>41478575
Are you at least friends?

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>>41478528
>>41478562

>>41478582
retard

Furthermore, you have no friends so who is going to care if you lose your way on the path to wizardhood with a couple of hookers? You can just make some bullshit up if a gf later on down the line asks how you lost your virginity.

>>41478521
That's fucking deep bro

>>41478497
Fuck the fatties you degenerate. Or have some actual hobbies that involve human interaction.

Rock climbing, hiking, rugby (or any kind of ball sport), dancing (definitely dancing) and tennis.

Dancing, rock climbing, and hiking will have the highest proportion of QTs. But you need to also do a manlier sport so you can have the people there influence you to better yourself.

Good luck!

>>41478497
Move to a different state, Seriously. My whole entire life I was raised in an upper/upper middle class town and believed I was ugly. Turns out I moved to a blue collar middle town and I receive a lot of attention. Girls hit on me when I walk the street. Whereas in the town I grew up in I seldom received a glance.

>>41478791
>being happy that you are beta bucks to blue collar women

>>41478528
Just ask her out, don't wait too long. Better to try and fail then to live with regret.

Consider yourself luck too, a lot of guys what to find someone just a cute as her (lord knows I do) so yeah if you have a chance go for it.