Are VICE, dare I say, /ourguys/? https://www.vice.com/en_uk

No.
No, they're not our guys.

>>41476856
this. /thread/. /fit/ eternally btfo. how will /fit/ ever recover?

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Strong recommend VICE

Explain to a dumbass what this guy is bitching about? I can't seem to grasp if he thinks being obese is ok or if he's mocking it?

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>>41476856
Given the popularity of squat plugs here, I'd say yes

>>41476897
>millenials write like this.

no wonder yall dont have jobs

>>41477218
*y'all

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>>41476856
Woah...

>>41477218
>Target audience is millinial tumblrs who write like this

I wonder why they write like this?

>>41477261
lol snark and sarcasm, typical millenial

His overweight girlfriend just broke up with him.

>>41477209
is he a fag, i mean shit i love vice series of documentary butt i aint fucking with queer

>>41476897
LOL I can tell this article was written by someone wacky and down with they youth!

http://www.refinery29.com/2017/05/152774/fat-fitness-trainer-health-at-every-size

>Louise Green, a plus-size fitness trainer, went on the UK talk show This Morning Wednesday to answer a question R29 addressed back in 2014: is it really possible to be fat and fit?

>The answer — then and now — was yes.

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>>41478194
http://www.louisegreen.ca/

> plus-size
>fitness trainer

>>41478194
/fit/ BTFO

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I edited her name out cause I'm pretty sure she's a child.

>>41478254
Fatty mental gymnastics never ever cease to astound me.

>>41477218

> no wonder yall dont have jobs

> He said to the board after reading what someone had written for their job

>>41478254

Lmao the logic

> If I get really fat and then maintain my current level of obesity then I'm being healthy, it;s calories in calories out, duh

I really wish being fat was more dangerous for you so these people died off faster, this bitch probably has another 25 years of being dumb before she bites the bullet

>>41478254
If you're fat for no medically necessary reason, you should be denied healthcare for literally everything.

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>>41478254
I understand editing out names if you were on someones personal feed.. but literally anyone can go on Vice's feed and find out their names if they really wanted to

>I won't believe it. I can't believe it. I've read too many 3,000+ noted Tumblr posts saying that being fat is healthy. I've seen too many fat-positive photoshoots of nude plus-sized models covered in cake. Being fat… is bad for you? It's bad for your heart? Guys, I can't do this. You'll have to do VICE without me for a while. I need to go away and rethink some fundamentals. There I was thinking eating chocolate-covered pizzas was totally fine. Now I might die. Christ. I need some time. Please respect my privacy.

Surely this is satire?

>>41478254
>Jessy Small
Great work with the editing.

>>41478857
>redditspacing
>redditgreenspacing
Please leave this board forever.

>>41478984
>>41479373

>>41478142
Why is it that men are so inclined to be honest and accepting about the unhealthy, unattractive truth of their obesity, yet nearly every single woman seem to be totally delusional and in denial about it?

>>41476856
Vice is cancer, used to make cool content but been shit for years

>>41479373

I don't know what reddit spacing looks like, I don't go there.

If you're referring to line breaks, this is how most adults write, separating distinct points into separate small paragraphs.

>>41476856
VICE was allright like 5+ years ago. Now their youtube channel is literally LMAO DUDE WEED.

The Vice on HBO tv show is still pretty gud even if it is leftist shilling. At least they go see things for themselves.

>>41479422
because women are soft and weak and used to everyone pampering them and not having to deal with problems

>>41476897
I'm pretty sure it's a satire. Just read the whole thing.

"Vice Essentials" on their tv channel Viceland is some quality shit, it's a lot of varied content and really reminds me of old school vice you guys should check it out

>>41476856
But can I be skinny and fat like /fit/ claims?

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>>41476856
>Are VICE, dare I say, /ourguys/?

Never, they turned from doing actually decent documentaries to being a slightly edgy version of HuffPo/Buzzfeed, their entire staff is basically numale beta cucks

>>41478194
Where is based Julius when we need him

>>41478254
Why doesn't anyone just ask her to source those 'recent studies' she's read? She wouldn't be able to or she'd link some retarded blog and her whole line of thought would crumble. This is annoying me even more than her own stupid claim.

>>41480695
Are you actually retarded, or have you never learned the concept of sarcasm?

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>>41477800
In a survey of one thousand teenagers VICE was ranked least cool. You have to admire their effort though. They really try to be edgy and relevant.

>>41480990
>Google
>Cool
Fucking Bizzaro world where people praise their overlords for fucking them in the ass

>>41480990
Oh no, only 4 cool???

>>41480990
Pizza hut is higher up than facebool lol

>>41480990

Why is WhatsApp uncool?

>>41480990
America has a strange obsession with Apple products imo

>>41480990
>teenagers
Teenagers are retarded little faggots though.

They don't realize this until they are older and remember how retarded and gay they REALLY are. This is why all adults think teenagers are gay little shitheads -- because we've BEEN teenagers and we remember what we were like. Teenagers haven't been adults though.

>>41476856
>Are VICE, dare I say, /ourguys/?
Vice was (co)founded by Gavin McGiness who
1. claims to be straight
2. sticks buttplugs up his ass
3. makes out with dudes

So signs point to yes

>vice
stopped reading there

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>>41481172
omg

do not tell me you use whatsapp

>>41481172
americans don't use it for some weird reason

>>41479198
Are you autistic? This is clearly sarcasm

>>41479214
not too small amirite?

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>>41476856
Yes definitely our goys.

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/a-child-rape-victim-on-why-society-should-be-more-empathetic-to-pedophiles

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/a-pedophile-opens-up-about-being-targeted-by-vigilantes

>>41479422
Because appearance doesn't matter as much if you're a man, since women tend to forgive your looks if you do well in other areas. All men look for in women is looks.

>>41481204
you talk like a teenager

>>41479198
Surely you've spent too much time on this board if you can't tell that he's being facetious.

>>41481264

I banged an american 18 year old on a cruise 2 months ago and asked if she was on whatsapp. She was like "wtf". She said "why do you use that" and I said everyone I know is on it (im british) and she said "oh it must be a thing in Europe"

I didnt think much of it at the time, but she thought there was something wrong with me for using it.

How can something so basic be seen as so uncool?! Its just a texting app that also lets you send voice and your location easily if you want.

Wtf is wrong with you americans

>>41480990

The Wall Street Journal is a patrish newspaper. These kids are retarded.

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Pic related would beat 100% of /fit/ into a pulp in two minutes

How does it feel knowing your muscles mean nothing?

>>41482559
roy nelson is objectively out of shape

doesn't mean he can't knock out 99.9% of the people on the planet though

>>41481274
>>41481172
The only people we see using whatsapp on a regular basis is poor Mexicans and Caribbeans that can't afford our oligopoly phone subscriptions, so we just sort of associate whatsapp with being poor or an immigrant.

>>41482629
In my country (3rd world shithole) whatsapp is almost the official communication method.
I hate it.

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>>41480990
Based uniqlo

>>41481172
The only people I know that use it are Mexicans. Everyone else uses iMessage/android equivalent

>>41480990
Is 4chan cool?

It's not even just the tumblr fat acceptance crowd, plenty of pro-lifting, pro-gym anti-tumblr people were still saying that having 15%-20% body fat was healthier than having 8%, for whatever reason ("obesity paradox"). These are two distinct movements, and the study addresses the second group as much as the first.

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>>41482949
See, for example, this.
Has a scientific appearance so it didn't just appeal to the tumblrites but even to some people on /fit/.

>>41480882
My exact fucking thoughts. There is no scientific basis for her argument whatsoever. She could be shut down so easily, and if she needed to stare in the face of her own fucking ignorance she may come out of the experience learning something.

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>>41480990
>Oreo is cooler and more known than both fucking consoles

>>41481689
And? The point was that men tend to accept that being fat is bad for them and women make up haes bullshit

>>41479198
I doubt its satire. The only way to find out is if you go through the persons article publication history. But they write for VICE so I'm not going to bother looking at thousands of articles of putting stuff in my butt.

>>41480990
> red bull
> not cool
Fucking DYEL teenagers

>>41482629
>can't afford our oligopoly phone subscriptions

You actually think the U.S. has expensive phone service? Come up here buddy and I'll show you expensive.

>>41478233
Is that Elgin?

>>41481689
That's complete bullshit.

>>41479422
people fuck fat women but they dont fuck fat men(as often, it still definitely happens, my buddy slayes and hes hefty) so they dont as often know the true horrors of the world

>>41482629
this, its for nonwhites (noracist)

>>41482929
2 aware 3 cool

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>>41476856
vice readers and writers are mostly beta low test leftist hipster scum

But you have to be a total fucking retard to not see that having excessive body fat is not good for you

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>>41484437
shit being fat and sedentary even shrinks your damn brain

>>41479422
Men are used to being treated like shit, being called fat is just another example of that. I was listening to this thing on the radio the other day where an audience of ~200 people were told to write down three words they associate with girls and three words they associate with boys. For girls, the top three words were "pretty", "smart", and "strong". For boys, the top three were "smelly", "dirty" and "stupid". Is it any wonder why women cry when reality slaps them in the face if they're pampered all their lives by our ridiculously coddling society?

>>41484497
This fucking fagit is right

>>41477279
>Like ummm do you like ummm know like umm how like totally problematic you're being?
People born between 1980 and 1995 are Aids incarnate.

t. Fashy Gen Z goyim.

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>>41483722

>>41484619

You have to be 18 to post here

MODS
MODS
MODS

Also fuck you kid you're only right wing because it's the edgy thing to do now.

Just like in the 90s being liberal was edgy

>>41476856
Fascist propaganda, thanks drumpf. Its like we are living in the 30s again

>>41476883
What?

>>41477209
tbvh, I'd let my wife peg me.
>tfw no qt pegging wife

>>41484723
maybe that's why, you fucking faggot

>>41479161
Yeah, but I, for one, won't go into her profile because now I have to search for her comment and I'm too lazy.

>>41484671
I'm 19 you fucking dolt. Not even right wing, I lean to the centre. I adopt ideas from both sides that I like and I discard the shit ideas.

>>41482970
>>41482949
What's wrong with 15%?

>>41481689
>since women tend to forgive your looks if you do well in other areas.
If you're reach or can help them advance in their carreer.
Those are the only occurences.

>>41482949
15% does not fall into the obesity paradox, and yes 12-15% is healthier for you than going sub 10%, unless you are competing there is no need to stress your body that much.

>>41476856
>commercials calling you racist for having your skin color
No, no they're not

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>>41482629
>Wasting money is cool and proves you aren't poor
t. every actual poor person ever

>>41482629
You know, every rich person is rich because they don't think stupid shit like this.
>it's free or less money therefore it's bad
W.E.W.

There's a difference between 'fit' and 'healthy' I think. I used to outrun/outlift thinner people as a fatty all the time.
Healthwise, I don't think fatness is much to worry about if you're not crippling yourself or still appear to be human. I want to be thinner to look better. Don't care about health at all, wish I did.

>>41476856
Didn't they posted last year an Bodybuilding hate article where they praised an dyel underweight cuck for his 20 push ups and called an aesthetic bodybuilding guy with low body fat useless because he has just "pumped up muscles"?

>>41485140
in the US you can not buy a smart phone without a data plan so whatsapp makes no sense here, besides most people just use facebook messenger here, literally the same thing but everyone has it.

>>41479422
men are used to taking shit, so they can deal with it
women arent, so they can't deal with it

>>41476856
Top kek
Poor guy will definitely receive some backlash for this but he's cool

>>41476883
how use brain? pls pm answer

This writer might be our guy, but fuck vice.

>>41482559
one of my favorite fighters. But if he doesn't knock his opponent out within the first 2-3 rounds, he will gas out and most likely lose the fight.

>>41476856
DRONEZ

>>41483055
It's clearly satire, dude. Especially with the picture the author chose for the article. Don't be obtuse

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>>41478254
>I edited her name out cause I'm pretty sure she's a child.
4chan has changed. The dumb bitch can be openly ridiculed, you know?

>>41485140
>>41485104
It's much less expensive to wear tattered hats and live rent free with a bindle but those actions are associated with the much lower class. Using strictly wifi and apps for cellular instead of going through a provider is just a less obvious example of what americans socially view as lower class behavior.

Just a speculation but I would put money on it than more than 90% of the top 10% of Americans have either an AT&T or Verizon plan even though it's "wasteful"

>>41484723
Well of course you don't have a wife, you're a homosexual.

>>41485226
You don't have sim-only or pay as you go?

>>41486170
Dressing presentably or wearing a suit is a pre-requisite for earning money, outside of pan handling.
It's not a waste of money if there's a return on the investment.

A rich person wears gucci because gucci is paying them or because they're business model is a lifestyle brand.
A poor person sees the rich person wearing gucci then buys it under the illusion that it'll magically create wealth.

>90% of the top 10% of Americans have either an AT&T or Verizon plan even though it's "wasteful"
That's because they're not even spending a whole 0.01% of their disposable income.
Them automatically being handed a new phone every year at extortionate prices literally saves them money in the time it would've otherwise taken them to find a cost effective solution.

The top 1% have cleaners, maids, receptionists and accountants.
Does that mean it's cost effective for anyone else?

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>>41481897
Not convoluted enough, I guess.