>Live in a student residence >they clean our rooms once

>>41465996
Idiot.
Don't fucking drink a gallon of milk a day.

>>41465996
Jesus christ don't be so anxious. Just own it

>gotta eat big to get big cmon
>need them kidneystones bruh

Buy some stupid cow suit and embrace your new identity

>>41465996
I feel bad for anyone that legitimately did gomad

>>41465996
Haha, youre using fit milkyboy?

>>41465996
what is this picture

why do i want a amazon woman
what the fuck is wrong with me

You deserve it for falling for that meme diet

>>41465996
>word gets out and have to justify it

"i just like milk"

wow, that was really hard.

>>41465996
>being pursued and babied by a thicc amazon
This is my fantasy

>>41466035
What is the height cutoff for Amazon woman

>>41466054
the manlet cutoff, aka 5'10

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>>41465996
>tfw no qt amazon gf

>>41466040

can't fucking justify drinking that much milk with "I like milk"

I also thought a gallon was 5 litres so ive been drinking 5 litres and my shit is beige

>>41466022
but a coach rippetoe himself knows recommended it for me

I know a guy at the gym who drinks about a gallon of milk every day just by upbringing. He grew up on a farm, and it was just normal to drink a lot of milk. We had to explain to him that it's not normal to drink that much of it.

So I guess you could just tell people that's what you always did back home.

>>41466068
correction 6ft

>>41466098
correction 6' 5"

Where does this amazon fetish come from

i feel like a real bitch

>>41466081
Dude if your shit is beige shit is wrong. Also a gallon is about 3.9L? If your not complete auschwitz 1 or 2L is already quite a lot

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>>41466081
>5 liters a day

>>41466147

but an SS coach recommended it personally

surely he knows his shit right?

>>41465996
>they clean our rooms once a week
>They come to clean my room

Lel who the fuck are 'they'? Like cleaning ladies and janitors? Lmao are you seriously getting bullied by the fucking housekeeping staff?

>>41465996
madmilk

>>41466184

They jokingly mention it and mentioned it around the dining table

>>41466174
>1.35GOMAD

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>>41465996
nice job MILK BOY

bwahahahahaha

>>41465996
>Not just saying "I drink a lot of milk"
>Actually telling people you're on a special diet called "GOMAD"
>Letting your milk cartons pile up like piss jars instead of throwing them out

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>>41465996
>>"hey milk boy, you still doing MADMILK? haha"
>MADMILK

>>41466124
prolly mommy feefees

also

>6'2" 200lb
>ywn be thrown around like a ragdoll by a huge female with giant natural breasts and abundant ass

why would I even want to live this life

>>41465996
I had a 6ft girl being about 511.
Her legs were so fucking hot. ass too, skinny af.
She dumped me though....

>>41465996
I did GOMAD for 1 month. Greatest month of my life. The gains were fucking phenomenal. I still crave milk to this day. I used to carry around a liter at a time until I finished it and everyone at work thought I was fucking crazy.

>>41465996
>not 'i suffer from osteoporosis
better trip as milkboy from now on faggot

>>41466652

no one would want me to trip as milkboy since I'm just some DYEL spic doing SS. I'm not interesting.

Sometimes I post pictures of me lifting with my sonichu shirt and ig mb people recognize that.

>>41465996
I have a lanklet friend who probably drinks a gallon of milk every fucking day and he doesn't even lift. Own up to it, show off them gains... or if no gains then fucking make some, Milkmaid.

>>41466081
>can't fucking justify drinking that much milk with "I like milk"
why do you need to justify

why do you give a fuck

>>41466081
Same mistake here milk boi.
It's 3.75 L.(Just read it on your toilet)

>>41466081
gomad is a literal meme eat like a fucking adult rippetoe doesn't give a shit about people gaining excessive fat he just wants them stronger because he's a football coach eat 500 calories above your maintenance and don't be an autistic fat fuck with udders

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Rippetoe claims another one

>>41466045
>babied by a thicc amazon
Nothing got me going harder then when my ex used to straddle me and put my head against her nipple

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>>41466021
Only correct answer

Get one of those joke halloween cow suits with functional nipples and fill the bladder with as much White Russian as you can. Life of the (Halloween) party right there.

>>41467194

holy shit that's actually a great idea, thanks anon.

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>>41465996

>>41465996
>hey milk boy, you still doing MADMILK?
ok that was a good one

>>41467232
you have to actually be well liked and charismatic to pull it off otherwise hello sexual harassment complain

>>41466670
You are milkboy now brother. Use that trip.

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>>41465996
>MADMILK

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>>41465996
I feel you OP, similar stuff been happening to me since the 1st grade. Like everyone else is saying you just have to own it. I've evolved above being the milk boy, I'm the moo man. Just hang in there Lactose Lad, just lift, stay healthy, and drink dairy. We're all going to make it.

whenever some random girl asks about your new nickname just say you love tits

Well why are you doing MADMILK then?

>>41467395
>lift
>stay healthy
> drink dairy

Lactose Lads of the world, unite!

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>>41467351

ok anon I embrace it. Hope to make you all proud of me one day.

>>41467395
>Milk boy
>moo man
>lactose lad

Our superhero family
>>41467420

I'm about 5´9" at 74kg and Scott (an SS coach) recommended it for me. I just want to be a really big guy. I've injured my hip though because I went to a club with people from the residence and I hyper-extended my leg's hip joint when dancing due to hyper mobility so now it hurts when I squat, so I have to take it easy.

>>41465996
Open the door get on the floor
Sat welcome to osteoporosis

>>41467468

but milk is good for bones anon, plus it has all the hormones and peptides your body needs. How do you think cows get so big so quick?

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>>41467479
Nah man, that's mostly fat. You gotta eat like a horse does. Horses are swole as fuark!

A guy at the rock-climbing wall showed up with a litre of milk a few weeks back.
Said he didn't have time for dinner and someone else said it was just like eating a block of cheese. I was sceptical but no one really cared. It probably helped that he's in great shape and is generally well-respected

>>41466068
Tfw my fwb is 5'10

MILKBOYS

>>41467464
>Our superhero family
Looking forward to the next crossover with the swole mole.

>>41466098
>>41466116

>Insecurity: The Post

>>41465996
Never ever axplain yourself, milkbitch.

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>>41466536
how about this girl

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>>41466035
>what's wrong with me
Is there supposed to be a problem with wanting to fuck a sexy tall woman?

>>41468330
fuuuuuaaarrkkk

>>41468330
>>41469255
that image is shopped

she is 5'11

>>41468330
Would fuck the shit out of her

>>41469285
You're no fun at all

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>>41465996
>MADMILK
I'm dying here

>>41465996
Milk is a lifting diet meme and it's actually dangerous to drink a high amount of milk every day. Scientist say that people who drink a lot of milk tend to get cancer.

It's pretty logical, humans where originally not made to drink a milk of a cow, just our own milk from the mother. Our ability to be able to drink cow milk was made by a mutation that developed an enzyme that is able to break down lactose.

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>>41465996
>not just owning it
>"I like milk. It's good for you."
Oh wait, you're probably ugly.

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>>41468025
>that first suckling of the day.
Who else /+6'andlovesmilk/?

>>41469345
Where's the logical part, exactly?

>>41469345
>It's pretty logical, humans where originally not made to drink a milk of a cow, just our own milk from the mother.
Nope, that's just abhumans.

Real humans have lactase.

>>41466035
>>41469249
lmao have hope dear friends. im 6'3, there arent too many women taller than me :(

>>41466022
Half-GOMAD is a great way to get dummy calories for a bulk. Extra thousand per day just by drinking an easy two or three pints with lunch and dinner

>>41469619
drink raw milk and say that again. The white water most people drink is a far cry from the original product

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>>41466124

>not wanting long ass legs
>not wanting genetically superior women

Think about it anon, do you want to possibly curse your sons to be manlets?

>>41469583
Humans are not 100% originally made to drink cow milk, therefore of course there is a higher risk getting a disease from it.

>>41469619

Go to any country where they have only been drinking water for centuries and you are gonna notice that 90%+ of people are lactose intolerant.

The low percentage of lactose intolerance are mainly in the West because farmers here drank milk when they had no access to clean water.

>>41468330
Imagine how big this womans shits must be. Like, imagine how much shit a human being this large produces. It must be like having a horse shit in your toilet.

>>41466081
You absolutely can justify it with that.

>i just like milk, grew up drinking a lot, so what?

Godamn, autists these days.

>>41469345
Youre half right. The mutated gene doesnt help you break down lactose, its that the mutant gene causes your body to continue to be able to break down lactose well beyond your infancy. Lactose intolerant people, like most asians, dont have this mutated gene, so they cant break down lactose when they grow up, hence the runs when they drink milk. Also, i dont know if your claim that excess milk causes cancer is actually true or not, but i do know that eating meat does correlatw with an increased risk of cancer too, but you're probably not going to be a nogains vegan just to lower your chances of cancer.

>>41466177
Rippetoe is a shit coach, his target demographic is high schoolers who play sports and old people, and his claim to fame is that he simplified linear progress to the point where lazy fat fucks can do it.

Whenever he talks about anything slightly more complicated than squeezing noob gains out of noobs while making sure they don't snap themselves up too bad he shits the fucking bed. Just look at the comments he makes about professional athletes. He wrote a T-Nation article saying olympic athletes wouldn't need to do steroids if they just did the big 3 lifts and went heavy and he has an article on his own site saying that olympic weightlifters aren't strength training if they don't bench, squat and deadlift as primary movements and the only reason they're strong is because they're on gear.

Rip is on an unfathomable level of ego tripping and delusion and his programming is literally just the bare minimum you should do if you want to make gains.

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>>41469345
>and it's actually dangerous to drink a high amount of milk every day. Scientist say that people who drink a lot of milk tend to get cancer.
>It's pretty logical, humans where originally not made to drink a milk of a cow, just our own milk from the mother.
Meme
>http://suppversity.blogspot.com/2014/01/true-or-false-dairy-is-toxic-hormone.html
Also highly doubt the"milk=prostate cancer" entirely especially when in the article it says:
>Estrone and prostate cancer risk in men: As far as the estrone levels Maruyama et al. measured in their 2010 study are concerned it is very difficult to tell, whether or not the 26% increase in E2 levels is or isn't a problem.
>The estrone values in the Maruyama study are unrealistic. With a normal range of <68pg/ml the subjects in the Maruyama study would have elevated E1 levels to begin with, if the measurement was correct.
>difficult to tell
>unrealistic
and
>What remains to be seen, though, is whether future epidemiological evidence will support or refute the currently heralded hypothesis that dairy consumption increases prostate cancer risk and whether we will be able to identify more feasible explanations for this relations than those that are implicated by the results Maruyama et al. present in their 2010 study.

>>41466568
>6' circus troll gf
>skinny af
>so fucking hot
Ew.

>>41466217
You eat with the help? Jesus Christ you're uncivilized.

I miss the I'M ZEBRA (I'm zyzz blah) copypasta and would like to see it again.

>>41469921
You don't have servants when you dine? Who puts dishes on the table?

>>41469690
raw milk is the best, it tastes like feta cheese.

>>41469249
Yes, so sexy. Fuck off, srsly. Tall women are fucking disgusting. And I'm saying that as a 6 5 guy.

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>>41465996
>not living with your parents and working at the same time + going to lectures.

I'm 22 currently, been training for 3 years.


Third year in to my BA, working part-time at a shit call center.

I have enough money for food diet + supplements, working out at home and not paying for anything + having over 2.5k in the bank.

>>41465996
>got a nick name
>don't talk about your wicked GAINS
>don't flex constantly
you are not living your life correctly

>>41471000
cool trips but other than that your life sounds like shit
Selling you're independence for $2,500 its not worth it imo

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>>41471314
What independence bro?
I wake up, train, go to lectures and then straight to work.

I don't even have fucking time to cook. And I'd much rather go to a night club and sleep on the next day till 12:00 noon-ish and when I wake up - my food is prepared.

Believe me, student parties get boring after your first two years and there is always booze/shittier food at parties because everybody is poor as shit.

My mother is the best, she prepares everything with olive oil + follows my strict diet and even buys food without asking me for money.

This is all temporary till I graduate of course.

>>41465996
Well people ar shit anyways.

Oh, so week's worth of GOMAD is worse than a week's worth of fucking soda shit that people drink like water.. fucking normies reeeeeeeeeee

>>41465996
>tfw people at my residence call me pizzaboy...

>>41470045
found the homo

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>>41465996
>hey milk boy, you still doing MADMILK

>>41471539
Kek
>some fat guy i knew in highschool
>ordered "pizza with extra cheese" almost every single day
>dude rly loved cheese
>he fanboyed over Dragon ball Z religiously, Frieza was his favorite character
>somebody called him "Chieza" one day
>it stuck
>nobody even remembers his name any more, he is Chieza
>9 years later he lost some weight
>doesn't matter, he is still fat cheeze guy in our eyes,
Forever Chieza

Why would you let them find your empties if you didn't want them to know? Jesus, take a fucking 10 minute walk to the dumpster every day or something. Although, I do think it's ridiculous that of all the meme fucking diets people try yours is the only one that your peers laughed at.

>>41466081
>my shit is beige
Lel

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>>41471975
>Chieza

>>41467464
>injured humself dancing
YOU'RE KILLIN ME MILK BOY

>>41466076
I know that feel

>>41466177
>SS coach

"you need to eat more white foods anon"

>>41465996
>you still doing MADMILK

i would do gomad if it was actually called MADMILK

M A D M I L K
A
D
M
I
L
K

How is this thread still up

>>41472059

Yeah I have hyper-mobile joints, I injure myself sometimes when I make any wilds movements because my limbs pop out.

>>41471000

I'm living abroad right now. At home I live in a house with 2 other autists I knew from high school.

>>41469921

They go and serve us dinner and shit

>>41469669

I honestly thought a gallon was 5 litres and I have been drinking that much for a bit. I need to stop now but milk tastes so good now. Honestly, the other day I tried going without eating for a whole day and just drinking milk instead and it was absolutely doable. I think it might be possible to live off of milk and maybe some supplements.

>>41472306
not refering to it as MADMILK from now on

>>41472828

wew forgot me trip

>he actually did GOMAD
You deserve the mockery, honestly

>>41472828
>live off of milk and maybe some supplements
PREPARE YOUR ANUS

>>41465996
i know require an amazon

>>41465996
Keep it up until they call you the Milk Man. Then go around giving out jugs of milk to hot girls you want to fug. Adopt never ending milk and cow puns into you everyday speech

>>41466014
unless you wanna be a retarded lanklet, that is.

>>41465996

This is hilarious.
Thank you OP, I will always refer to GOMAD as MADMILK.

I dont consume dairy myself, but..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV95dgbQW30

Bigger then you and lifts more then you. Does GOMAD.

>>41469345
Poo in loo detected.

>>41470045
Kys for interbreeding with sub-6' trolls.

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>>41465996
>"hey milk boy, you still doing MADMILK? haha"
jesus, thank you for this laugh

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>>41471975
>Chieza
overkek

>>41473571
>you will never slide your cock into Tay Tay's wet mouth

life is suffering

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>>41465996
>18+ years old and having to pay for someone to clean your room once a week

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>>41473633
Anon I can't take it anymore

How is this thread still up

>>41472059

Yeah I have hyper-mobile joints, I injure myself sometimes when I make any wilds movements because my limbs pop out.

>>41471000

I'm living abroad right now. At home I live in a house with 2 other autists I knew from high school.

>>41469921

They go and serve us dinner and shit

>>41469669

I honestly thought a gallon was 5 litres and I have been drinking that much for a bit. I need to stop now but milk tastes so good now. Honestly, the other day I tried going without eating for a whole day and just drinking milk instead and it was absolutely doable. I think it might be possible to live off of milk and maybe some supplements.

>>41473704

what the fuck I didn't post that twice lads idk what went on

>>41473643

but they do everything for me anon. I only leave my room to shit and go to the gym and eat. I had gastroentritis and they even took me to the hospital. I gave them chocolate to say thank you.

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>>41465996
>milkboy
>MADMILK

bahahaha, im going to start calling GOMAD as MADMILK from now on

>>41465996
>>they clean our rooms once a week
Are you disabled or something?

>>41468330
>im unemployed i loke to travel
aka i bounce around the world dick by dick

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>>41469742
>It must be like having a horse shit in your toilet.

kek

>>41473305
this

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>>41466035
>tfw 6'3 and this is my fetish
Kill me

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>>41468330
>I'm unemployed

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>>41467517
>Horses are swole as fuark!
Can confirm

>>41465996
Total. Fricken. Lier.
Read the first three words again.
Total. Fricken. Liar.
I hate scum like you, sitting there, all smug. But I know. I know you're lying. And now, everyone else does too.
So, my friend (buddy, hombre etc.) do us all a favour... And fricken end your life. You're not of any use to us now and you won't be in the future.
Goodbye, fag.

>>41473976

how the fuck do you tame a squirrel to do this

>>41468330
Ill love to be abused by her

>>41473571
>that pic

Amazons are master race

>>41467271
kek.

>>41474141
wuts goin on men

>>41467271

why would I when they fuckin clean it for me. I pay for it mate.

>>41474550
Lousy cripple.

>>41474965

I'm capable of cleaning anon but they do it for me

>>41474970
Do you boff the maids?

>>41474997

no she's nice to me and says I'm a nice boy and lets me play with her cute dog

>>41475004
You've gotta step up your game, anon. What would Arnold do?

>>41475023

Arnold would disregard the maid and play with the fucking adorable puppy because who gives a fuck about that

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>>41475037
You think so, anon? Pic related.

>>41475072

oh shit lmao forgot about that

but I bet if there was a cute puppy in the mix, he'd go for that instead. Arny can fuck anyone he wants anyways.

>>41468330
She's a big girl.

>>41473287
Drinking milk after 17 won't make you grow taller idiot

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>>41475088
>Arny can fuck anyone he wants anyways.
Dubs of truth, but he wanted the maid.

>>41469345
>>41466022

This.

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>>41465996
This all happened because you are a lazy piece of shit who leaves trash laying around your place

>>41475113
4u

>>41467349
You're an idiot if you think wearing a cow suit will lead to sexual harassment complaints.

>>41475170

I keep all my milk carefuly in a corner by my small trash can in the top right corner of my room

I just eat a baked sweet potato for breakfast. Usually about a kg. I'm not a hug fan of milk.

>>41469724
t. Non-white

>>41474162
FEED THEM

that's it

>>41475190
what is this, "milkboy tips by madmilk magazine"?

I recommend SS and
M A D M I L K
A
D
M
I
L
K

>>41475190
So you stack empty cartons like an autist.

>>41475297
He's clearly a poo in loo.

Madmilk is definitly going into SIRs comic this year

>>41476096

holy shit if it does I would be SO honoured

>>41469742
>a horse
Fucking lost

M A D M I L K
A
D
M
I
L
K

anyone make a screenshot?
I sure as fuck aint

MADMILK

Why is this thread still up.

>>41466021
Fucking this

>>41473333
NOT FUCKING NATTY YOU RETARD

>>41465996
I wish I was the girl in this scenario.

>>41466177
>ss coach recommended it
bloody hell, even ss coaches get their knowledge from /fit/ memes instead of reading rippletit's book

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>>41465996
>Not getting the milkgirl shirt to go with your newfound identity.

Never gonna make it

https://www.omocat-shop.com/products/milkgirl-t-shirt

>>41466021
>cow suit
>embrace
i think hes right

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>>41479298

this is my lifting shirt currently and I never wash it so I can smell my hard work, but maybe I will buy that shirt now

>>41479298
how much to I have to DL to wear this unironically in the gym

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>tfw all milk in Finland is pus-free since we don't fatten cows with unnatural drugs and hormones
>GOMAD is super fuckin' pure, delicious and creamy over here

Feels good man.