>give weight-lifting advice on /fit/ >have never once lifted

>never lifted a weight
>still get my body complimented on in CBT threads

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>>41464397
>go to the gym all the time
> no one notices
my secret is safe

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>>41464397
>give barbell advice on /fit/
>has never once lifted a weight-lifting

>never have or will take up gymceling
>still frequent /fit/ asking for training advice

T H E J O K E W A S O N Y O U

>weigh over 700 lbs; kissless, touchless virgin
>squatting in a spare bedroom of a senile couple by convincing them that I'm their son
>cash their social security checks on tendies and ice cream
>still give out life and health advice on /fit/

>sat in prison on a smuggled smartphone
>routinely beaten senseless by dindus
>give out fighting advice on /fit/

>>41464769
You can learn a lot by losing

>born with no arms or legs
>bedridden 24/7
>constant life support
>use voice recognition to give lifting advice on /fit/

>>41464840
How do you do the captcha

>trapped beyond the realm of flesh in the outer darkness where madness is law
>awaiting the time when the Jews summon me forth as their god to rule over the goyim
>use them to post chinlet/dicklet/manlet/leftist threads to convince people to stop lifting
>thwarted daily by internet nazis and /fraud/ing shitposters

fuck yall

>pretend to be a buff dude on /fit/
>actually be a girl