Alright /fit/, we all know the Archaelogist line for tinder,

>>41454988
How about that jesus

>>41454988
follow your lord and saviour's example and let me nail you

>>41454988
You know the story of Lazerus, well I got something stiff for you too.

Just call me Adam, cause I want my bone inside you Eve.

Dinosaurs aren't the only things with mythic bones.

>>41455088
Fucking kek

>>41454988
I'm glad that you love the cross, because im gonna nail you on it.

ARE YOU THE LORD?
CUZ GIRL U RAISE ME UP

>>41454988

Yeahh girls

Suck dick for jesus

#DoItForJesus

>>41454988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8gd4254ek

>>41454988

Just call us Eve and the serpent 'cuz I want to talk you into eating my asshole.

You must be made of water, because Jesus turned you into fine

>>41455404
You know the human body is 70% water, but it looks like Jesus turned you into 100% fine

With me there's always a second coming.

Do you kneel to celebrate that Jesus has risen? Because my dick is named Jesus.

I usually say "I'm an atheist. Does that bother you?" and start from there

AVE MARIA

DRIVE THE SARACENS OUT OF EVROPA

SECURE THE HOLY LAND

DEUS VULT

Are you my dentist? Cause i need you to fill my cavity.

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>>41455460

Want my forbidden fruit baby?

Would you like to marry me?!
Who am i?
A man