>Lift at the gym >Resting >Instagram gym-stacey stands

>>41447442
No, you're a randomer no-one cares about, just like befire.

should've asked her if she was working out faggot.

>>41447442

>Why would I not?

Beta.

>>41447442
What happened was you stopped being autistic for two seconds and acted like a cool, witty, real person. Then you instantly reverted to type and posted it on 4chan.

Kek, nice one op.

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>>41447522
Underrated
>>41447442
You actually did well assuming this isn't bullshit. Most dudes would apologize and spill their spaghetti.

>>41447560

>"why would I not"
>witty
>not the lame word game that every kid learns to play when they're 6

He basically did the pseud equivalent of "nu uh, you"

>>41447611
>Bitch obnoxiously puts him on the spot
>Everyone watches to see anon piss his pants
>"why would I not"
>Bros admire anons gumption
>Bitch goes with the crowd because that's what they do
He did well.

>>41447668

Pro-tip, the last half of the story is made up.

>>41447442
She probably smiled because she understood that she lost once everyone else laughed. Couldn't succeed making a scene now.
Anyways, nice response OP

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>>41447442
>>41447573
me rn

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>>41447442
you did gud mate

>>41447442
who this is?

>>41447442
>At the gym, need to do rows to finish my workout
>Some fat, sweaty guy in basketball shorts is sitting there breathing heavily and taking up most of the mirror space
>Wait a few minutes for him to leave but he just sits there mumbling to himself between breaths
>Fuck it I need to finish my workout and go home
>Grab a barbell and start doing rows next to him
>He is blatantly staring at my ass and starts mumbling about how I'm an "instagram slut"
>Turn around and ask him if he could move over a bit
>"W-WHY WOULD I NOT?!" he yells and starts chuckling to himself
>Everyone else around us looks over nervously
>He picks up his gallon jug of milk and storms off, still mumbling to himself about someone named Stacey and his "fortune"

>>41449773

Gallon of milk was the only good bit

>>41449773
At least you tried.

>>41449773
this is way more plausible than OPs story

>>41447442
>be in gym
>doing weighted pull ups
>hit a new PR of 42kg for 5 reps at 84kg
>catch 2 of the bigger gym bros exchange an impressed look in the mirror

>>41447557
lol what

>>41447611
Might not be high level wit but the point is he didn't apologize or shy away like a beta would.

>>41449516
Yo, that deer is my spirit animal.

>>41447442
Don't listen to anyone else in this thread op. That was a good, witty reply.
Nicely done.
You are going to make it.

>>41449995
>everyone in the thread says it was pretty witty and alpha
>one autistic faggot keeps shitting on OP's response going as far as making a shitty "the other side" green text
Nah, pretty much everyone except for some salty faggot agree he did good.

>>41450013
i think he made it up
ive been here for years and i posted countless made up stories that only happened in my head

>>41449825
thats pretty impressive bro

>>41447442
>at gym
>hit the lat pulldown machine
>guy across the gym springs to his feet
>walks over with purpose
>folds arms, paces back and forth, eyeballing me
>wft.jpeg

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>>41447442
>working out at the gym
>3.14 qt does rows while checking me out
>some fat retard with huge legs comes by me and says gomad + SS right bro?
>ok..
>he says check this out and goes behind qt staring at her ass
>while maintining eye contact with me. He takes out his iphone 4 and snaps a picture
>he forgot the sound on
>she turns around and tells him not to look at her ass
>he says why not and winks at me
>everyone is looking at me assuming im his buddy
>this fool doesnt leave me a chance
>i decide to kick his ass. His lack of upper body makes it very easy
> after i kick him out Qt is mirin gard
> this is a good time for a deadlift pr
> lmao6plates
> with every rep qt moans
> bros from all over the gym comes watching me lift
>people are counting my reps
>after 10x10 i pull down my pants
>everyone is cheering for qt
>i see the weirdo from before staring at me fro the window, his about to cry
>qt goes to work. Its amazing. My glutes are hurting from the pr so she rubs them and presses on them
>i unload. The cum on her face is perfectly aligned with the tears of the weirdo outside
>wake up and realise im staring at a girls ass
>she turns around and calls me on it
>mfw

>>41447442
tfw when some guys looking at you in the gym
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6dHoAPMg6Tg

>>41450030
>literally projecting
But seriously, that's sad.

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>>41450078
Worth the read

>>41450109
your first day on this website bro?

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>>41450078
What a wild ride

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>>41450078
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

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>>41450078
Thanks for posting that for free idiot now i will make Reddit karma points from this hehe!
Have fun with your meagre couple of (you)s while i get literally hundrets of upvotes from my fellow redditor friends.
Theyll call me hillarious and ill be known as that "epic gym story guy" on my account, sucker!

>>41447442
>She turns around and looks mildly annoyed
>"Why are you looking at my ass?" she asks loudly so everyone around hear

ITT everyone is so socially retarded that they actually believe this is how a girl would react to someone looking at their ass at the gym

>>41450075
Joe? Is that you

>>41447611
Point is he didn't back down and apologize like a cuck.

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>>41450078
kekerooney

>>41451262
no, it's nate

>>41447442
Ignore the projecting fags itt, you did good. Now all you need to do is act like that every moment of every day.

>>41447557
No dumbass. Maintained frame. Didn't apologize. Actually alpha.